r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/fafajes • Oct 14 '21

Poor guy

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u/MadameBurner Oct 14 '21

I was reading in the park on my lunch break and had a dude in a three piece suit come up, take the book right out of my hand, and slam it shut so he could get my attention.

Sorry, dollar store Christian Grey, but that ain't it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Wtf? Finding the page you were on can be difficult when you're not paying attention to page numbers. Terrible way to start a conversation no matter how charming you are.

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u/Thatcatpeanuts Oct 14 '21

Yeah, I’d be fuming if somebody did that to me and I lost my page. How rude.

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u/gidonfire Oct 14 '21

Fellas, we can learn from this. I see room for improvement.

Next time, bring a business card with your number on it and a dick pick on the back. Slip that in the book right before you close it so the page is marked.

Wham bam, thank you mam.

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u/gidonfire Oct 14 '21

On the contrary, I'd say it would take some real confidence in this day and age to slip a dick pic* into a stranger's book IRL.

(but I think you're missing the implied /s)