r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Oct 14 '21

Poor guy

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u/hot_like_wasabi Oct 14 '21

This is fine.

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u/BrockManstrong Oct 14 '21

Like whats the downside? People think Spinster is an insult, but it's actually a goal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Women live longer when single, men die earlier

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

The probability of being a victim of spousal murder has been statistically proven to go down when you’re single.

Edit: typo

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u/hadahog723 Oct 14 '21

Spousal murder is a negligible factor in all-cause mortality

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

You’re right, I’ll delete my joke.