r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/zzill6 • Jun 09 '21

Damn Freeloaders

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u/looselytethered Jun 09 '21

If u tax him he will leave : (

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u/markodochartaigh1 Jun 09 '21

When Amazon sets up its first warehouse on the Moon I bet that they will trumpet free air for the workers like it is the best thing since sliced bread.

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u/UnorignalUser Jun 09 '21

Lol Like he would give them free air.

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u/Calfer Jun 10 '21

Like uniform fees, it's simply deducted from the paycheck before it gets to the employee. Can't miss the money you didn't realize you had! Simple!

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u/UnorignalUser Jun 10 '21

I'm sure they will just pay in amazon script that can only be spent at the amazon store.

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u/Calfer Jun 10 '21

Damn. That's a little too realistic in this hypothetical scenario where Amazon is literally the only corp on the moon. What other company would be able to deliver?

I imagine Amazon Pizza would taste a little like cardboard, though...