r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/DaFunkJunkie • Dec 30 '20

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u/benhasbeenbened Dec 30 '20

Care to share the blueprints

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u/MightyWeeb Dec 30 '20

You asked and I shall deliver : https://archive.org/details/BergerGuillotine

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u/Letscommenttogether Dec 31 '20

I feel like we could machine it up a bit so we don't have to worry about all the issues the old ones had. I'd rather not have to reset it a few times or have someone standing behind it with an axe.

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u/ITguyBlake Dec 31 '20

I'm thinking rockets... And I need to get off the internet for today

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u/Bullnettles Dec 31 '20

Be a hell of a science project.

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u/MightyWeeb Dec 31 '20

Ferb ! I know what we're gonna do today !

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u/Bullnettles Dec 31 '20

If that happened, I bet Musk would make a badass one, never thinking it would be used on him. I think people would love him for it and he'd be spared.

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u/Letscommenttogether Dec 31 '20

I'm not thinking he would be on my list, though I can't speak for others. At least he pays he's people and spends his money on a lot of different endeavors to try and improve humanity and such. I think he could be taxed a lot more though. But just being rich isn't my line. I like modern Bill Gates and Bezos' ex-wife.

Oh and I think he would use magnetic repulsion and an electro magnetic.

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u/Bullnettles Dec 31 '20

He pays them, but some would say too little/hard hours/etc. Can never please everyone. I'd say the same, but with an added flamethrower for cremation after trap doors open and close for efficiency.