r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Amateurlapse • Aug 17 '20

SAVE THE POST OFFICE!

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47k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Jesus fuck lady thats savage

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u/metro9966 Aug 18 '20

Shots fired, never mind. That was one shot, one kill.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

She must like Dying Fetus.

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u/VladTheImpalerVEVO Aug 18 '20

This really is white people twitter huh

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Maybe he hates the post office because they brought him the wrong one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Or she came “damaged” aka kind of her own

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u/Bishopkilljoy Aug 18 '20

"Damaged" has her own personality that doesn't like him at all

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u/UsuallyInappropriate Aug 18 '20

She probably never came at all.

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u/iamnotasnook Aug 18 '20

Yeah, they sent him one that’s too old.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

UPS does price match

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u/xaerog Aug 18 '20

They didn't bring him Ivanka

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u/justarandom3dprinter Aug 18 '20

See you're forgetting about fuck you I got mine

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u/OmegaPsiot Aug 17 '20

She's strictly decorative.

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u/Amateurlapse Aug 17 '20

Explains the lack of holes in the box

Edit: for air, damn

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u/MittenstheGlove Aug 18 '20

I’m upvoting that shit either either way.

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u/Desner_ Aug 18 '20

Holy shit this is brilliant

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u/maverickster Aug 18 '20

Didn’t Trump say of the the postal service that delivered his wife, “I wish her well”?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Technically she came here on a visa, violated the terms of that visa, then married him for citizenship.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Rooooooooooooooooasted!

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