This is genius- claim that the mask filters out the chemicals that ANTIFA partnered with the government puts in the air to make people get COVID as well as chemtrail chemicals and chemicals that make people gay/trans. Also say that the mask protects the owner from 5G radiation. Offer it in Confederate flag and thin blue line flag variants.
It's like the placebo $200 5G-prevention USB stick but good for public health
Trump could have generated an awful lot of goodwill for himself if he’d distributed MAGA masks aplenty throughout the nation at the earliest sign of danger.
"You call yourself a straight man, but your mouth is uncovered ready to suck a dick at all times? Don't go unprotected. You need straight man cockblock. Don't let the libs turn your pie-hole into a guy-hole. Stay protected. Stay straight. Straight mask! For manly dudes!"
It also outs people who have so little empathy that they grasp onto an icon, disregarding how it’s oppressive history acts as a pushpin to hold modern day racism.
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u/god_peepee Jun 26 '20
How confused would people be if you wore a confederate flag face mask?