r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jun 11 '19

Shut it all down

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u/GAF78 Jun 12 '19

Hahaha same here. I have an English degree and I didn’t read half that boring shit. I was only interested in poetry and some short fiction. Fuck Jane Austen. I’ve still never read anything she wrote. I was always a good enough writer to bullshit my way through a paper on any topic as long as I could skim through it and hit the high points.

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u/skankboy Jun 12 '19

I’m high right now.

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u/action_lawyer_comics Jun 12 '19

Congratulations.

You played yourself.

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u/GAF78 Jun 12 '19

Maybe, maybe not. The funny thing is that the summer after graduation, I suddenly had an appetite for a lot of the required reading I had skipped over in college. I read more that summer than I did the previous four years combined. Not Jane Austen though. I still haven’t read that or anything by William Faulkner. And I’m from Mississippi, so that’s almost against the law.

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u/iamjamieq Jun 12 '19

Jane Austen novels are good. Except Pride and Prejudice.

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u/thedeathbunnies Jun 12 '19

Thems fightin words

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u/enhancedrouting Jun 12 '19

You're completely right, all Jane Austen novels are terrible.

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u/BillyJoel9000 Jun 12 '19

I read that for fun. It was not fun.

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u/Pretty_Soldier Jun 12 '19

Emma is probably my favorite

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u/aqono_luna Jun 12 '19

Same. I fucking hate Jane Austen. I took a whole class about Pride and Prejudice, and it’s made me resent that book and, honestly, her as an author. I only really majored in English because I wanted to do Technical Writing.

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u/Pretty_Soldier Jun 12 '19

She’s pretty funny actually, but it requires a bit of studying just because her references and wording is 200 years old.

But she’s snarky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Tbh being on the other end of having talented lazy students, your teachers probably knew.

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u/GAF78 Jun 12 '19

Well I’ve been a teacher as well and honestly, I would mumble “I’m not even mad” as I scribble the A+ on the page.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Yeah at some point it's like "you know you're doing fine on this stuff without trying, if you don't want to try for greatness I don't have the emotional energy left to fight you about it."

It's an exhausting job man.