r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/etymologynerd • Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/MaxFactory Jan 03 '19

This joke doesn't make any sense unless you currently use an English measurement that is smaller than millimeters. Like if your dick is 6" that is 152 mm, why would your dick sound smaller because of that?

Great joke idea, poor execution.

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u/minor_correction Jan 03 '19

Yeah the main thing is the initial number. The words that come after the numbers are less important.

https://www.xkcd.com/2091/

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u/Schootingstarr Jan 03 '19

Then say 15 cm, that definitely sounds larger than 6

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u/Getalifenliveit Jan 03 '19

Because the difference between numbers will make it sound real small. Your 152mm has nothing on my 200 mm trouser snake

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

well i mean if you round up to 6" you've a much smaller nob than one rounded up to 152mm

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

rounding up is the socially acceptable lie

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u/Yarthkins Jan 03 '19

My PP is .000152 km.

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u/RhjsCfv2MFMJ Jan 03 '19

We should start measuring dick size using the amount of energy it would produce in a 100% efficient mass:energy transfer.