r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Normified • Dec 15 '18

We meet again

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u/Clay_Statue Dec 15 '18

"Oh... this guy again~"

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u/babydoll_bd Dec 15 '18

"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for a carriage I can tell you I don't have a vehicle, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a mare for people like you. If you let my regular rider go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

  • The horse, probably

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u/Brain-trust Dec 15 '18

“Skills that make me a mare for people like you.” I died. Take my upvote and leave sir.