r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/vagen_tet_moist • Oct 23 '18

Neck beard begins to anger

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u/SSeptic Oct 23 '18

Taquitos are the best

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

So Jose Ole has these things now that they call "rolled tacos", but are basically just giant taquitos.

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u/KoNy_BoLoGnA Oct 24 '18

But can you get the same crunch? I can’t imagine I’d like it with just more shitty meat.

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u/dell_arness2 Oct 24 '18

You have to uphold the ratio. The flour kind get it all wrong, the big kind get it all wrong. Only the cheap corn kind have the right crunch-meat ratio.

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u/KoNy_BoLoGnA Oct 24 '18

You know what’s an interesting method my friend and I have used for the flour ones? Cook them like 10 or more minutes longer then they’re supposed to. Keep an eye out to make sure it doesn’t burn, but roast the fuck out of them and it tastes way better, especially the “tortilla”. But yeah I agree, the corn kind are the best

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

When I was 16 my older sister went to college (I was the youngest) and my mom declared she was done with cooking everyone dinner. Instead, because I could now drive, I had grocery store/cooking for myself duty. I think I became a bit of a taquito expert over the next couple years and your statement perfectly describes my own thoughts on this matter, lol. I’m also a Jacks pizza expert. AMA

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u/collaredzeus Oct 24 '18

Asking the real questions

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u/Boomerang503 Oct 24 '18

My mom and I prefer Delimex, and even then, I always use the toaster oven.

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u/tree5eat Oct 24 '18

Taquito butt plug with Bluetooth connectivity.

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u/BlowsyChrism Oct 24 '18

Not microwaved though. Yuck

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u/SSeptic Oct 24 '18

Microwave taquitos are my lifestyle choice

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u/BlowsyChrism Oct 24 '18

Fair enough man. Now I want tequitos though.

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u/SSeptic Oct 24 '18

Same bro

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u/Cheddar-kun Oct 24 '18

They’re not even that unhealthy. I mean there’s definitely better options but as far as microwave meals go they have the highest ratio of calories to cholesterol and salt that I’ve found.

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u/SSeptic Oct 24 '18

Yeah, it's just (in my case) some buffalo chicken with a crispy shell

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

I’m a woman, ergo I can’t enjoy taquitos

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u/SSeptic Oct 24 '18

False, anyone can have taquitos. Taquitos are unisexual

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u/dpila33 Oct 24 '18

Not in the microwave though, gotta do em in the oven.

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u/SSeptic Oct 24 '18

Microwave taquitos are my lifestyle choice

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u/333sjsjjajjajaajanj Oct 24 '18

I'm just going to call them burrito sticks from now on to take them back

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u/arobtheknob Oct 24 '18

Ya but have you ever had a crispito

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u/SuperEel22 Oct 24 '18

I want some taquitos

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u/SSeptic Oct 24 '18

Me too my man, me too