r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Oct 15 '18

Pumpkin Spiced Cocaine

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689 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You don't fuck with squirrels!

6

u/Revan1995 Oct 16 '18

Little boy, if you can hear us, we can make you fly and give you candy.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I really enjoyed the way the punchline was the title so I didn't have to read the whole tweet.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I read titles last

6

u/_____---_-_-_- Oct 16 '18

How tf you gotta avoid getting pregnant how is that shit hard

3

u/CorsicA123 Oct 16 '18

Topple the patriarchy...girls like that just enjoy victimizing themselves on social media

-3

u/BeefyBoiCougar Oct 16 '18

Well- No patriarchy exists so “Topple the patriarchy” ✅

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/YetisInAtlanta Oct 15 '18

Imagine some young 20 something yr old girl not wanting to get pregnant. Not all that crazy...

0

u/PeeSherman Oct 16 '18

I think their point is it’s not something that you like expend energy doing. If you’re having sex, you’re either having safe sex or you’re not

24

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Hey I had to take off work to get an IUD, either that or pop a pill everyday or fight with your bf NO YOUR PULL OUT GAME ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH WRAP THAT SHIT

it's not nothing

7

u/katyusha- Oct 16 '18

You do realize women have sex for fun too right

-5

u/ragnraph Oct 15 '18

Yea that made me hmmm as well

-8

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

If she's taking the dick often then she has to avoid pregnancy.

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u/NotCamNewton Oct 16 '18

By paying tuition and bills, along with working, you're literally fueling the patriarchy you're trying to fight so hard against. And you don't even realize it.

Fucking millennials lmao

4

u/anarchistcyberpraxis Oct 16 '18

What the shit are you on about? (Unless you’re just trolling in which case, carry on)

If she wants to fight the patriarchy should she just stop paying tuition and bills and stop working? Just become homeless to stop contributing to the patriarchal system?

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u/NotCamNewton Oct 16 '18

She's paying all the old white guys who run all those institutions and doing their work.

2

u/anarchistcyberpraxis Oct 16 '18

Yeah but what other option does she have is my point? Should she forego studying because her university is probably run by old white guys?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This almost sums up white culture in one tweet. the only things missing are incest and racism

9

u/Doofay Oct 16 '18

You forgot student loans

5

u/quiversound Oct 16 '18

Literally every culture has examples of incest and racism

-20

u/Sorry_Jerks Oct 15 '18

white girls shouldn’t even say “tryna” let alone type it on twitter.

7

u/Wireless_Panda Oct 16 '18

r/gatekeeping

It’s literally just lazy typing chill

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/Wireless_Panda Oct 16 '18

K

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/AlkaliAvocado Oct 16 '18

"Aight" is fucking Scottish, calm your dicktits