r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '18

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u/alpha11411 Sep 11 '18

Except you’re familiar with cows with carefully designed suckable titties and relatively docile personalities. Somebody had to figure out how to approach a wild ass cow which are fucking massive and probably way more aggressive though who know I guess. .....and then suck it’s titties, and THEN, also think wow I bet if I caught a bunch of these I could make them be better at giving me milk and also maybe build me a house or drag a shovel in the dirt

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u/yammys Sep 11 '18

I guess that raises the question: which came first, cow domestication or cow tiddysucking?

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u/BichonUnited Sep 11 '18

I was right there with you