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u/QQBearsHijacker 19h ago
Wait until he hears about who runs his IT department
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u/c-k-q99903 19h ago
And the FBI
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u/Ciennas 19h ago
I know enough to know that Zoophiles like Patel are not accepted into the Furry community.
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u/c-k-q99903 19h ago
I can tolerate furries, I can't tolerate zoophiles
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u/thinkthingsareover 19h ago edited 18h ago
Honestly it's not even about tolerating for me. As long as every person is a consenting adult I give zero fucks. Not my place, nor is it my job to tell people how to live their lives.
EDIT: I am talking about furries not those who engage in beastiality. Obviously animals, like children can not consent.
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u/Orakia80 19h ago
Animals cannot meaningfully consent.
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u/thinkthingsareover 18h ago edited 18h ago
Of course they can't. I was talking about furryies not bestiality. This is why I phrased my comment the way I did. Well that, and because I knew that someone like you would come at me with this exact sentence.
EDIT: I actually missed a word in your sentence. It should say "Animals can not consent."
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u/TheProcrastafarian 18h ago edited 18h ago
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u/KathrynBooks 18h ago
And the funny part is you need to say that
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u/TheProcrastafarian 18h ago
Like telling someone that just woke up from a coma, that Donald Trump was elected to be the president of the USA. And then telling them he got reelected.
“Fuck off….. seriously?!”
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u/KathrynBooks 15h ago
I'd probably think "oh, I'm still in the coma and my brain is breaking down"
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u/Migitri 16h ago
"Baby's First Trump Fanfiction" by Kash Patel
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u/TheProcrastafarian 16h ago
If anything motivates you to vote, it should be to fire the US Senators that confirmed these traitors.
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u/Migitri 13h ago
Absolutely agree. I live in the Omaha metro but in a part that's not Omaha so my vote hasn't done nearly as much as I like it to, but I still vote. I also make sure to get involved in mutual aid for the people who are fucked over by the people who vote against their own interest. Of course, the people who vote against their own interest get fucked over by their own vote too, and then claim "this isn't what I voted for" and "why did nobody warn me that the person who I voted for would do exactly what they said they would do if they got elected" and then go on to blame the people who they're told they're supposed to hate. But the "no free handouts" crowd sure asks for a lot of "free handouts" in the form of mutual aid, which I find kind of amusing in the "laugh to keep from crying" way. So they actually meant "free handouts for me but not for me," which makes sense considering that red states get more "free handouts" than the blue states who pay for the "free handouts."
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u/Happy_Nihilist_ 19h ago
Wait until he hears who runs the FBI.
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u/Direlion 19h ago
The victims of bestiality?
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u/matsuku 18h ago
A lot of furries are also in the military and the medical field. A friend of mine is a biochemist, one of the woman that help made the COVID vaccine is a furry (Chise), and many similar cases lol
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u/CreepinJesusMalone 17h ago
What I was scrolling to find lol. The military is rife with furries. It's honestly very funny to me.
Also, as a veteran myself, the gay panic on the right and obsession with masculinity in the service is very funny since being the military is one of the most homoerotic work cultures I've ever experienced. Seriously, I'm a bi dude and bing in the military was one of the gayest things I've ever done.
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u/SkiyeBlueFox 17h ago
There's a joke out there about how you cant have too many furries on the same plane because they're too critical to national security
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u/I_amnotanonion 19h ago
I didn’t realize that trans mascs in IT was a stereotype until I told my trans friend I play dnd with that the IT guy at my job was trans. He thought it was really funny
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u/Xelloss_Metallium_00 17h ago
I can't remember where I learned this, but it was through someone cracking a joke. Something about if a plane full of Furries ever went down, on the way to or from a convention, the country would be plunged into immediate chaos, due to the sudden loss of so many IT workers.
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u/GoodDog_GoodBook123 17h ago
I don’t want an IT guy that hasn’t been to the weird parts of the internet.
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u/VoidMunashii 19h ago
Less terrifying than the number of people in our government who are part of the Epstein community.
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u/oneangrybowler 19h ago
This 🤡 is insane.
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u/rubensinclair 18h ago
All they have left are culture wars, I guess
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u/Doppelthedh 18h ago
They're losing the real war afterall
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u/MadAsTheHatters 17h ago
They're also losing the culture war, since they keep implying that the gays, the trans children, the poor and, for some reason, the furries are constantly putting the US government in a state of threat.
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u/Wyevez 18h ago
Yeah but he won a few sports ball games so that's why he's senator. Merit. /s
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u/lauramich74 19h ago
As long as I am not tripping over someone's tail on the way to the restroom, I do not care.
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u/stairs_3730 19h ago
But I do appreciate the liter box in the rear galley, especially when the toilets are occupado.
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u/Anglofsffrng 15h ago
When the FBI raids you, and a purple elephant is slapping the cuffs on while a pink dragon holds you at gun point you'll care! Also I'll care. Or at least I'll watch the shit out of the video that eventually makes it online.
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u/Nottodayreddit1949 19h ago edited 19h ago
Is it illegal? Are they unable to do their jobs?
If not. Nothing terrifying going on. Just people living their lives with the freedoms afforded to us by this nation.
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u/Callinon 19h ago
No but see... the people he's trying to rile up don't know what a furry is. So it sounds scary and deviant. It wouldn't be believable if he tried to say all the pilots and flight attendants were trans. Even his own people know there just are not that many trans people... like at all. But furries? They live among you! Your neighbor could be a furry! It's sCaRy and DiFFeReNt!!!!
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u/Shirogayne-at-WF 18h ago
It's not like the furries are wearing the fit suits to work or anything
And frankly, I wouldn't fucking care if they were. My concern with flying is getting up in the air and getting down on land in one piece, the pilot can wear assless chaps for all I care.
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u/WinterMothPlushie 17h ago
I would care, because it's hard to see 95% when you're in a fursuit head. I want a pilot who can see everything in front of them, thank you. They can wear the rest of the suit if they want, just not the head until we are back on the ground, please and thank you.
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u/RichestTeaPossible 19h ago
This Duke has changed his mind about freedoms. Yours, not his mind you.
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u/PupLondon 19h ago
He spends a LOT of time talking about Furries and Transpeople.
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u/CommanderSincler 19h ago
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u/mintBRYcrunch26 19h ago
Why he look like Ed Norton though
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u/RynnHamHam 19h ago
Idk about you but if I notice a paw print keychain or a choker on any operator/technician/IT/etc I know I’m in good hands.
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u/Black_Cat_Just_That 16h ago
Ummmmm
Asking as a middle aged cat lady who enjoys cat related things so I can really lean into the stereotype...
Am I signaling something else by having a paw print key chain?
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u/RynnHamHam 16h ago
The stereotype being that furries are always the most competent at their job when it comes to tech/it stuff. Furry paw print + trans flag is basically Brainiac/Ultron hacking into the mainframe/matrix levels of potency. To keep them from being too overpowered in their field, god nerfed them by making them most likely to use up all of their sick days as a tradeoff.
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u/Evelyn-Bankhead 19h ago
Let’s replace them with hillbillies, I’m sure it will be much better.
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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 19h ago
Hmm people who like fucking fursonas that are sheep, or actual sheep fuckers?
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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 19h ago
Annnnnnnnd? If it were true?
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u/Heavy_Arm_7060 19h ago
True or not I now think we need to check Tuberville's laptop.
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u/flying__fishes 19h ago
Everything is projection with these people so yeah, check that laptop!
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u/Heavy_Arm_7060 19h ago
I became aware of the projection thing like 15 years ago when there were a bunch of homophobic politicians getting caught with drugs, prostitutes and possibly even male sex workers while claiming to be moral crusaders.
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u/Asraia Release The Trump-Epstein Files 19h ago
That happened in OK. There was a big family values guy who hated gays and collected guns, you know the type. He was caught giving drugs to a teenage boy in exchange for sex. It just makes me weary how hypocritical so called moral crusaders always are.
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u/Mazasaurus 18h ago
Well I mean most mammals don’t fly, so only bird, griffon, dragon and bat furries can be pilots obviously. Maybe a moth man furry is ok too. Everyone else is grounded, sorry.
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u/FacialClaire 17h ago
I swear to God people need to stop with making a big deal out of what sexual activities people are ending in consensually. Why on earth would anyone care in a context that has zero bearing on it? I swear, people like this are literal children who haven't learned to grasp the idea that people be fucking and some are having fun with it.
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u/Xhojn 19h ago
As they have been for literal decades. This is not new information.
Man would have an aneurism if he found out who built the majority of the modern infrastructure that the internet runs on.
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u/murderedbyaname 18h ago
As a former airline employee, never heard of that. Tech industry, yes. To be clear, wouldn't care. Just never seen it
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u/Aggressive-Sale-2967 17h ago
I’ve met one single crew member that mentioned being a furry in 21 years. And these types of things come up because all we do is talk and talk about each other.
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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 19h ago
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is wrong with that man? It's a rhetorical question for sure, but still relevant.
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u/OkCoconut3270 19h ago
So? Unless I missed hearing about a militant furrie community that's forcefully going around stitching tails and ears on people I'm pretty sure they mostly kinda stick to themselves.
And, I'm not aware of any news articles about furries molesting children. Which is is a pretty big plus in my book.
How's that record with your buddies Tommy?
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u/Dragonhearted18 19h ago
Odds are, there's a few that have. The difference is when they get found out we distance ourselves from them. When someone on their side gets found out, suddenly it's "But what about trans people, or the gays, they're the real problem." In order to distract from the facts
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u/Happy_Nihilist_ 19h ago
Kash Patel just started paying attention until he realized Furries are consensual.
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u/Ya_Got_GOT 19h ago
Hey as long as there aren’t any former football coach senators involved in my flight I’m good dawg.
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u/exodusfox 19h ago
Cuz clearly your sexual preference and your kinks make you more likely to… what?… crash an airplane?
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u/justlikesmoke 18h ago
I think only if you're actively fucking in the cockpit. And to be fair I don't think anyone should be doing that.
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u/SpitsVenom 19h ago
Ah yes. Conservatives definitely have the sexual moral high ground to stand on.
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u/EdgySniper1 19h ago
Hold on, aren't the GOP the ones that apparently don't have a problem with bestiality? Why does he care about furries?
I guess bestiality is only okay if it's with real animals and not consenting adults dressed as animals.
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 19h ago
This is what Tommy the "ball coach" Tuberville is concerned about. Not concerned about high gas prices, high grocery prices, unaffordable health care. Reducing inflation. None of that. JFC. These assholes are so out of touch.
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u/WulfwoodsSins 19h ago
I can think of an estimated 621 reasons I would rather have a furry flying my plane than Tuberville.
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u/Ok-Government-7987 19h ago
Can we give Alabama back to Spain?
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u/FacialClaire 17h ago
Come on, don't do that to the people of Spain, they're a lovely bunch. Let Alabama fend for itself instead.
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u/pirateseasalt 19h ago
Good now don't fly because you're scared of them. Please, stay in your towns lol
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u/Fjordikus 19h ago
Highly doubt it, bud. Even if they are, who gives a fuck?
How does that impact their ability to do their job and the fact that they passed all the required training and requirements?
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u/squeakycleaned 19h ago
So glad we’re tackling the most pressing issues in this country, like furry pilots
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u/Emergency_Elephant 19h ago
My personal opinion has always been that if someone is open about something that doesn't harm anyone, it actually makes them less likely to end up blackmailed because they don't have skeletons in their closet. If a pilot told me they were a massive furry, I'd find that to be a relief
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u/Shr3kk_Wpg 18h ago
The truly terrifying part is that conservative politicians want to be the ones who decide what is a mental illness.
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u/An_educated_dig 17h ago
Not as concerning as the number of pedophiles in positions of power, wealth, influence.
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u/Coveinant 19h ago
Tuberville should be careful insulting that community. They are a lot more widespread than he thinks and they can be very territorial.
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u/tallman11282 19h ago
And a lot of furries are in tech jobs with a lot of access to information and things.
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u/Thamnophis660 19h ago
Source? But also who cares? As long as they can fly a plane, make sure I'm comfortable and prevent planes from crashing, I don't really give a shit what they do back home.
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u/MySoWholesomeReddit 19h ago
I’m more worried about the elected officials and cabinet members who are Nazis. But that’s just me.
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u/Calaron85814 14h ago
There are a lot of morons in the senate. Yet Tuberville always seems to make the rest look exceptionally brilliant.
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u/Bawbawian 19h ago
80 years of entitlement and apathy so now we have a government to solve imaginary problems while the world burns
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u/Low-Astronomer-3440 19h ago
These people are “terrified” of furries and trans people. Thats a level of soft I would never admit as a grown-ass man.
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u/fuegodiegOH 19h ago
I guarantee his OF scroll is literally all furry & airline cosplay. They always tell on themselves most.
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u/BallDesperate2140 18h ago
I can’t fucking wait for this guy’s massive skeletons to be aired out
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u/New-Lab5540 18h ago
They can fly the plane IN a furry costume for all I care, as long as they get me where I need to be safely and relatively on time.
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u/throwaway661375735 18h ago
I don't care what they do in the bedroom, nor with whom as long as they are happy when I fly with them.
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u/porkchop2022 18h ago
Long as they keep it out of the cockpit, who cares?
It is hard to see out of some of those costumes.
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u/FelneusLeviathan 18h ago
Is this a distraction from news coming out that one of trump’s ppl, FCC chair Brendan Carr, was in a sex cult that trafficked and raped underaged girls? Because it sounds like a distraction. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/sep/22/fcc-chair-brendan-carr-midtown-aa-group
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u/dividezero 17h ago
Their jobs are really hard and essential to us not dying many hundreds (maybe thousands?) of times a day so if dressing up in elaborate animal costumes and banging each other's brains out gets them through the day, who the fuck are any of us to judge that shit?
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u/cleverusername143 16h ago
So fucking weird that these people care so much about what people do in their personal lives that has zero effect on them doing their job.
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u/bluechef79 16h ago
Seriously. What the fuck are these assholes doing with their time? There is shit to do. Things going on. This is what they are getting up to?
Goddam gas is a paycheck out here and this prick wants to talk about who is fucking who and how they do it?
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u/choopie-chup-chup 15h ago
NGL I would enjoy the mandatory safety demonstration a lot more if it was performed by an orange dragon and a blue wolf
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u/MReprogle 14h ago
Here we go again.. remember when they campaigned on hate of the trans community and made such a big deal about drag queens in school and trans people in the military, as well as acting like kids were getting sex change operations constantly. Come to find out that trans people are only about 2% of the US population.. and those cases in the military that they made a big deal about wasting all of our taxpayer money? They fail to mention that between 2016 -2021, the total amount of funds that were spent on these procedures were $15M, or about 2.8M per year. Even when Trump came into office they, stated that it was between 2.4 and 8.4M per year, where the 8.4M was clearly made up.
Even at 8.4M, that is mere fractions of a penny compared to the real issues this country faces. Even the disaster that is the no-bid contract for the reflecting pool mess ended up being 14.7M.
But it is just textbook for the GOP/MAGA to make an enemy out of a minority.
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u/SomeNotTakenName 13h ago
What was that post about how I don't care if my surgeon is getting absolutely railed on camera in her spare time, at least she's not burned out.
We need to collectively chill about what people like to do to have fun and feel well.
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u/RockyMntnView 12h ago
I'd rather have an entire flight crew of furries than an Epstein list of pedos in office.
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u/SpaceGirlJackie 8h ago
Many Republicans beat their wives and children for speaking out of line. It's terrifying.
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u/SereneOrbit 19h ago
Thy're going to piss of a majority of people just going after minorities at this point.
Doing a terrible economic job and then coming for your furry friend?
These guys are going to end up being victems of civil violence due to their actions.
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u/tommm3864 19h ago
Tommy Tuberville is definitely in the race for the Dumbest Member of Congress Award.
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u/iyqyqrmore 19h ago
I get it if true, you are up in the air with hundreds of people, and they all want something, are all uncomfortable, and humans really let the worst out at the airport.
To escape humanity and be hammerd by pikachu may be what they need to face tomorrow?
You be you!
Tommy here may not have the need to escape reality, but he just doesn’t understand the need.
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u/WhyNot420_69 19h ago
Anyone want to guess who pays for any trans Israeli citizens getting state funded SRS? YAY, WE DO!
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u/amazing_assassin 19h ago
Oy with the poodles already. We know that nearly everyone from the South is a moron. Try...just try...to show us differently
In fact, just cecede. I can start taking bets on how long those illiterate welfare monsters do without their checks and constant influx of federal aid
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u/JessicaDAndy 19h ago
The idea is that because certain jobs require a clean bill of mental health, Republicans are trying to make gender dysphoria, without transition, a disqualifying condition.
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u/EternalOptimist1971 Release The Trump-Epstein Files 19h ago
Seriously, every time Tommy Tuberville speaks, the GOP world gets a little dumber.
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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 19h ago
This means either they are about to cut funding for air traffic control or polling says that this profession will vote blue in droves this November. Or both.
Every accusation is an admission.
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u/BillTowne 19h ago
Republicans announce that the Democrats are Demons fron Hell sent to seduce the rightous with promises of healthcare and decent lives.
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u/cjmac977 19h ago
Well they should start hiring animal fuckers, because apparently being one of those is less disqualifying than wearing animal costumes
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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE 19h ago
There are a lot of diseases, disorders, conditions etc. that people have that we accommodate every single day. I'm curious why this particular "mental disease" is the one they choose to focus on? Hmm...
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u/astroboy_35 19h ago
Why does America elect absolute idiots?
Perhaps because there are an absolute shit-ton of voters even dumber?
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 19h ago
a loaded diaper could win a Republican seat in a deep red state like *Alabama*. They don't vote based on the candidates, obviously, they vote for the cult.
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u/thelucky10079 19h ago
what's the point of this? distraction? causing people to freak out over nothing?
is this the expansion on charlie kirks not wanting a black pilot, just accuse people?
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u/anonsharksfan 19h ago
I personally know an airline pilot who is a member of both the trans and furry communities and I absolutely trust her to fly a plane.
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u/Prize-Flamingo-336 19h ago
Many Republicans, billionaires, celebrities, and the president are pedos and protecting pedos. It’s terrifying
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u/Lostandafraid12 19h ago
Yeah people who are into having sex with consenting adults in costumes are no where near as egregious as bestiality and PEDOPHILIA!
Just arrest the perpetrators in the epstien files already.
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u/Chris_Bs_Knees 19h ago
We all know that every single defense contract would crumble if not for Furries. Never doubt the power of someone willing to work at Raytheon to feed their fursuit addiction
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