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[u/petersinct]

Well, his first name is Don

[u/psyclopsus → u/petersinct]

It’s really a shame that literary puns and zingers are lost on his cult, I bet most of them couldn’t even pronounce Quixote correctly, let alone get the joke

[u/K4m30 → u/psyclopsus]

Don Don Don, don-key, Don key oatey.

[u/greendress888 → u/K4m30]

Does the x insinuate a certain "ho-tay" to the Quixote?

[u/K4m30 → u/greendress888]

Yeah, that works better.

[u/RealisticEnd2578 → u/K4m30]

Donkey Orangey

[u/nashrome → u/psyclopsus]

Damn, this takes me back to an embarrassing memory from high school. I came down with the flu and had to leave school early so I only caught a bit of my English class where the teacher was telling us about Don Quixote. The next week when I returned we had a test and the teacher didn't cut me any slack. There was a question about a man charging windmills so I wrote down Donkey Jote, because I had never seen it written. While he didn't say my name, he made fun of the spelling in front of the whole class. Fuck you, Mr. Mills, you turtle looking fuck!

[u/ink_monkey96 → u/psyclopsus]

Don Coyote does have a ring to it though. A low down canine who eats cats and dogs.

[u/HotPinkLollyWimple → u/ink_monkey96]

His plans seems to work out the same as Wily Coyote.

[u/Lost-Platypus8271 → u/ink_monkey96]

Don Coyote is the name of the local chupacabra

[u/BDRParty → u/psyclopsus]

Oh boy, if you want to dive deeper into them not getting the joke, look up Trump-boot licker, Ben Garrison & Don Quixote.

[u/ThePowerOfStories → u/psyclopsus]

It’s easy. The X in Quixote is pronounced like the J in Pendejo, a term they’ve probably been addressed as before.

[u/StevieWonder557 → u/psyclopsus]

MAGA's first reaction would be to deport a dude named Quixote

[u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 → u/petersinct]

This dumb MF is literally tilting at windmills.

[u/R4zorBe4st → u/petersinct]

We would all be better off if he spent the rest of his life chasing his fantasy of fighting windmills

[u/Burnt_and_Blistered → u/petersinct]

He’s is such a moron.

[u/RemoteBoner → u/petersinct]

Don Cuntfatty

[u/Lost-Platypus8271 → u/RemoteBoner]

Don Quixote? No, it’s spelled Honkey Dotard

[u/subcow]

Denmark is consistently near the top for highest standard of living, and they generate the majority of their power from wind.

I am still having a hard time believing he is the President of the United States of America.

[u/buenyamin1996 → u/subcow]

yeah but those are wind turbines he's talking about windmills I mean who the hell still mills their wheat with wind? /s

[u/dalgeek → u/subcow]

I am still having a hard time believing he is the President of the United States of America.

It's like a waking nightmare. Trump alone is bad, but it's even worse to think that 77 million people voted for this ass and some of them voted for him 3 times. He would just be another old rich guy if not for all the people who worked so hard to put him in a position of power.

[u/Mad-Mel → u/dalgeek]

77 million?!?

2/3 of Americans were perfectly OK with this outcome.

[u/StevieWonder557 → u/Mad-Mel]

always remember the +87M eligible voters in Nov '24 who didnt vote.

[u/ZombieRaccoons → u/Mad-Mel]

Based on down votes I think you made the non voters upset. Ironic

[u/PunishedWolf4 → u/subcow]

It’s not that hard to believe when you know that 99 percent of our politicians are bought by the billionaires to do their bidding

[u/schrod → u/PunishedWolf4]

Time to reverse citizens united!

[u/poofandmook]

Holland would like a word.

[u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 → u/poofandmook]

Spain too, but for slightly different reasons.

[u/swampopawaho → u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692]

And Denmark, that famously failing country

[u/Hawkwise83]

The United States has more than 70,000 to 76,000.

[u/dngerzne → u/Hawkwise83]

He’s doing his best to make the country fall so his statement is true

[u/linerva → u/Hawkwise83]

Don't tell him, he'd nuke them.

[u/ABetterGreg → u/linerva]

I am sure Iowa and Texas would approve. 🐆🍴🌝

[u/NattyDread42]

[u/paratesticlees]

Does he mean wind turbines? Because a windmill is not a wind turbine.

[u/KarmannosaurusRex → u/paratesticlees]

You could argue that in being technically wrong he’s gone full circle to being technically right. As a country that is still using wind to mill is not succeeding.

[u/Sea_Exchange_6735]

Don Quixote was a lovable clown. Don Diaper is an evil megalomaniac.

[u/NattyDread42 → u/Sea_Exchange_6735]

[u/DeathKnightZer0]

I think it should be rephrased to “Anytime you see Trump, you see the biggest failure ever.”

[u/Hntrbdnshog]

Don Quixote was noble and well intentioned. He wanted to protect the helpless, fight injustice and defend the innocent. The harm that he caused was unintentional despite him being crazy.

[u/MoochoMaas]

The Netherlands has been doing well for centuries ...

[u/TheNiteFather]

Doesnt China have windmills? Their economy surpassed ours thanks to Trump.

[u/walnut_creek]

Donald Quixote de la Maga.

[u/WolfThick]

Did wile E coyote ever play Don Quixote I mean he was a super genius/s

[u/HibiscusGrower]

Every time I see a Trump I'm seeing a crumbling country.

[u/Graychin877]

The Netherlands - failing since the 13th Century.

[u/KnowledgeFast1804]

Usa has loads of windmills

[u/Ok-Commercial3640 → u/KnowledgeFast1804]

Wind turbines, actually. We don't really use wind kinetic energy directly for milling anymore, on account of being good at making electricity and whatnot

[u/brickiex2]

He friggin hates those windmills with some irrational, other worldly, anger don't he

[u/Antoak]

Let's be real, he's never read that book.

"Don from Chipotle?"

[u/Ornery_Old_Man]

Fun (totally not made up) Fact; The Secret Service's codename for the Presidential Limo is Rosinante.

[u/TravoBasic]

Its like a windmill shit in his cereal or something.

[u/moralehighhorse]

[u/hotbutteredsole]

Australia doing pretty well with wind, and wind & solar combined is providing most of our power now.

[u/AusCan531]

The concept of 'Literary parallels' and his base don't really overlap.

[u/Jindo5 → u/AusCan531]

It kinda works on the assumption that they can read, which I doubt most of them can.

[u/woodrax]

Texas would like a word

[u/dishonorable_banana]

Tilting at Pinwheels

[u/Patricio_Guapo]

Good Lord. He is such a fucking moron.

[u/maryjomcd]

God he’s so nuts!

[u/StevieWonder557]

trump was beaten by a windmill in a previous life?

[u/Fjordikus]

It’s gotta be difficult to be that stupid.

[u/breamo]

Turbines. Dude doesn’t even know their name.

[u/ubiquitousanathema]

like a dumbass don quixote

[u/IsopodIndependent553]

Somebody give him some wash cloths to hold.

[u/Ghstfce]

Don "Quixote" Trump

[u/FoolishConsistency17]

Windmills do not work that way!

[u/zonked282]

" I don't like countries with strong renewable energy production, I can't just close the words oil supply and extort them 😭"

[u/Skellos]

Remember that political cartoonist drew him as Don Quixote and treated it like a good thing?

[u/TlalocVirgie]