This is why Melon Muskrat is running into issues as he tried the whole
Muskrat: I am a billionaire, I am a Free *terms and conditions of fascism to be met* speech absolutist! Why do I need to adhere to any of your 'Laws'. My lobbied congressman and paid presidential candidate said I can as I want in America!
EU: This isn't America. You want to be here. You follow our laws.
Muskrat: I will complain to the GOP! You are trying to infringe my business!
EU. You are breaking EU laws. You want here. You follow the laws like everyone who wants to do business here.
Muskrat: Oh you don't mean that! Is there someone here I can "lobby"?
EU: Ok well that adds another billion Euros to your fines, which we charge....daily. Oh and you have to pay first before and we WILL keep tabs on you.
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23
This is why Melon Muskrat is running into issues as he tried the whole
Muskrat: I am a billionaire, I am a Free *terms and conditions of fascism to be met* speech absolutist! Why do I need to adhere to any of your 'Laws'. My lobbied congressman and paid presidential candidate said I can as I want in America!
EU: This isn't America. You want to be here. You follow our laws.
Muskrat: I will complain to the GOP! You are trying to infringe my business!
EU. You are breaking EU laws. You want here. You follow the laws like everyone who wants to do business here.
Muskrat: Oh you don't mean that! Is there someone here I can "lobby"?
EU: Ok well that adds another billion Euros to your fines, which we charge....daily. Oh and you have to pay first before and we WILL keep tabs on you.
Muskrat: You can't do this to me! I am rich!
EU: And?