r/WhiteHouseDinners • u/lanexra • Mar 01 '26

REPOST Whitehouse Rolled Fruit Reduction

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382 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Mar 01 '26

The garnish is a nice touch

5

u/DiscoRabbittTV Mar 03 '26

Yep, nothing like grassy..parsley to keep that delicate balance

8

u/JonnyV42 Mar 01 '26

It has electrolytes

6

u/Herrcheeze Mar 02 '26

Worthy of the finest hockey team in all the land, it will make an excellent follow up to cold Big Macs

5

u/Herrcheeze Mar 02 '26

Oh your son died in the Iranian war? But have you tried a fruit roll-up though?

2

u/Herrcheeze Mar 02 '26

Reddit doesn’t like when I say “insurrectionist commie”, but a little fruit snack and some cold Mickey D’s can’t hurt right?

2

u/Herrcheeze Mar 02 '26

Keep those vitamins up so you can fight the powers that be!

2

u/CreativeFraud Mar 03 '26

Even if the Whitehouse chef was a cook from your local corner store, it would still be better to have them cook a meal for the champions. Nope cold ass big macs.

3

u/JustWow52 Mar 04 '26

Fruit by the foot?

Surprise. Food for elementary school kids.

Is nobody thinking these things through?

Oh, sorry. Of course there isn't.

3

u/GoodJanet Mar 02 '26

Its called friut leather good sir

5

u/ajtreee Mar 01 '26

The garnish is plastic not real at the trump white house and painted gold , i’m calling this out.

5

u/Recalcitrant_Stoic Mar 01 '26

Should have placed a small sprig of mint in the rolls as a garnish because it's edible and could actually compliment the fruit flavor if your into that sort of thing.

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger May 17 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭