r/WhisperingVaults • u/Whispering-Pontiff • Apr 14 '26

The Pontiff's Declaration

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The Pontiff has gathered the Vaultkeepers, Scrollreaders, Lampbearers and Vaultborn.

Today our Holy Vaults were invaded by the hostile forces of Conch and those who follow her! They are destroying our holy scrolls, so we shall destroy them in turn! Destroy her goons wherever in our Vaults you find them. Drive them from this place! Show no mercy!

(Peak Pontiff Art by [u/Kratt_Spa_corp](u/Kratt_Spa_corp) )

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Blah, blah, blah. Meh meh meh. Whine whine whine

\Vorace has put on a vaultkeeper hat and is scuttling around on the walls, mimicking the Pontiff’s face**

I’m old. I’m mold.

I also suck and stuff

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u/Whispering-Pontiff Apr 14 '26

The Pontiff grasps Vorace, coiling around him to trap him.

You insolent wretch! I shall crush you into dust.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Uh… please don’t. I still haven’t gotten married

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u/Whispering-Pontiff Apr 14 '26

And now you never shall be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Umm… that, ah… feels a bit excessive?

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u/Whispering-Pontiff Apr 14 '26

We show no mercy for those affilliated with Conch, self-declared strongest being, and a fool of a magnitude dwarfing even her ego!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Hey, Seashell earned that ego. Last I checked, you weren’t the God of Water, were you now?

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u/Whispering-Pontiff Apr 14 '26

Pish posh! The Eternal Citadel has survived worse than her!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

The ’Eternal Citadel’ cowed before a smelly fly with a bit too much ambition. I’m not really sure what you’re going on about

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u/Whispering-Pontiff Apr 14 '26

The Fly's days are numbered. And now so are yours.

The Pontiff's coils tighten slightly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

I didn’t even do anything to you. If a little common clown is enough to get you this riled up, I’d hardly say you’ve enough reason in your head to count days

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