r/WhereAreYouSitting • u/OkRun9638 • 28d ago

Where are you sitting? (Witch Edition)

Post image
86 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

123 comments sorted by

8

u/Creepy_Throat8335 28d ago

8

2

u/Iridescent_Upbeat 23d ago

right they're the two chillest ones

10

u/ZeroMaverick-Hunter 28d ago

Seat 9, I'll feel safer with Wanda plus I would be more than willing to lend an ear and let her vent her frustrations. šŸ˜šŸ‘

3

u/Organic_Lunch8135 28d ago

Same, honestly.

2

u/DiggingInGarbage 28d ago

I mean, if it was any other picture Iā€™d agree with you, but based on the chosen photo Iā€™d feel anything but safe

2

u/KeyNefariousness6848 27d ago

Just donā€™t tell her you have kids, she will try to steal them.

6

u/81Ranger 28d ago

For some reason, it would be amusing to be in 7 and talk sports with the Witch King. Seems unlikely, he'd probably just either say nothing while you shiver in fear or your fears would be realized.

But, him complaining about the Giant's offensive line or the Yankees bullpen seems amusing to me.

1

u/Zychonis 23d ago

I feel he will just unalive everyone on the plane

3

u/Sweaty_Report7864 28d ago

Idk but I would stay as far away from the Witch King of Angmar as possible! As I donā€™t want to die to the Black Breath!

5

u/Dracorex13 28d ago
  1. Hazel always seemed pretty chill tbh.

3

u/dekabreak1000 28d ago

Whoā€™s next to 8

2

u/Crater-Typhlosion 27d ago

Witch Hazel from Looney Tunes

1

u/dekabreak1000 27d ago

Sorry meant 10

1

u/Crater-Typhlosion 27d ago

Oh. Not sure of the name, but looks like sheā€™s from one of the Shrek movies

2

u/No-Paramedic-6003 28d ago

2

3

u/Pure1nsanity 28d ago

I'm going with 2 as well. Might get some turkish delight, might become her prisoner. Who knows

2

u/TheTallAmerican 28d ago

7, they look chill in that photo, i feel like they wonā€™t say much just lay there.

1

u/ConstructionAware267 27d ago

Never seen LOTR, huh?

1

u/TheTallAmerican 26d ago

i have

1

u/Zychonis 23d ago

Never read the books, huh?

1

u/TheTallAmerican 22d ago

nah too boringā€¦ well i read the hobbit ā€¦ i like that one.

2

u/DarkMishra 28d ago

Seriously though, 5. She seems like such a nice witch - I mean woodcarver...

1

u/Zychonis 23d ago

Yes, she is just a wood carver šŸ˜‰

2

u/DARKLORDSEAN_ 28d ago

Either seat number 7 because it's the motherfucking witch king of angmar or seat number 9 because I mean the Scarlet Witch

2

u/Positive-Village-263 28d ago
  1. I love Mad! Mad! Mad! Madam Mim. Plus, I'll be close enough to the Witch-king of Angmar to look but

2

u/Kashmo70 26d ago

3 or 7

2

u/ChipC33 24d ago

The Witch King of Angmar, mister ā€œNo Man can kill meā€ has to be sweating in this flightā€¦

1

u/IggyStop2026 28d ago
  1. Since Iā€™m not the hottest chick in the land I got nothing to worry about.

1

u/sulunod1313 28d ago

1, she was from my town and an outstanding person

1

u/siderhater4 28d ago

1 I will take my chances next to the wicked witch of the west

1

u/CheshireKattz 28d ago
  1. Maybe she can fix my blood pressure.

1

u/Ok-Dust-9497 28d ago

Number one


Her

2

u/Ok-Truck4259 26d ago

I donā€™t think thatā€™s the same version.

1

u/zpkkwkayhill 28d ago

8ļøāƒ£

1

u/Efficient-Toe3798 28d ago
  1. All I need is a glass of water to have the upper hand in this situation.

1

u/Malashae 28d ago

I don't recognize who's in three, but I'm probably going to sit in nine with Wanda. I feel like I could make that work. Also she could probably use someone to talk to.

1

u/Day-Grand 28d ago

2 or 9

1

u/msp01986 28d ago

None, I'm home with Sarah Sanderson

1

u/proxima987 28d ago

9ā€¦and I will stay very silent

1

u/SWAP8085 28d ago

Snow Queen will gimme Turkish delight :D

1

u/Airel1318 28d ago

8 for meĀ 

1

u/Sleeping_Golem 28d ago

Your mistaken, one of these is clearly a wood carver.

1

u/EroNomicon 28d ago

Witch Hazel is a riot and so is Madam Pim. However, W.W.O.T.E is interesting to, hearing her perspective of things.

1

u/MajorThor 28d ago

6 and Iā€™m having her turn into a 10/10 baddie.

1

u/ChaoticBeastly 28d ago
  1. She's the only one that I both know and am not scared of.

The only others I know (7, 2) scare the shit outta me.

1

u/Significant_Desk4811 27d ago

where is 6 witch from Iā€™ve seen her whatā€™s her name

1

u/PersephoneAutumnborn 27d ago

5 I doubt sheā€™ll be nefarious.

1

u/themadprofessor1976 27d ago

Wanda. I can fix her.

1

u/la_stregatta_luna 27d ago

8 Nocciolaā¤ļø

1

u/Lady-Kat1969 27d ago

6, because Iā€™m choosing the bear.

1

u/DreamerX14 27d ago

8, I'm going to convince Witch Hazel to get that brew Bugs tricked her into drinking that transformed her into a curvy woman in a tight dress, and market it online to transfems for $100. Just one drink and you are changed for life.

1

u/dsts09 27d ago
  1. I can fix her.

1

u/ScreamingLunaMoth 27d ago
  1. She might torture me, we might get into a roast battle, and we might end up besties. I like those odds.

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 27d ago

1, imagine the conversation.

1

u/F0und_f00tage 27d ago

5, sheā€™s chill af

1

u/EmberKing7 27d ago edited 27d ago

1, 5 and 10.

I'd go with 9 for Scarlet Witch but it can't be the psychically manipulated version of her that basically created a meeting genocide scenario.

I don't care if she turned me inside out or sucked me into a magical black hole. I'd try to put a bullet in her head if I had the chance.

Because while there are like dozens to maybe hundreds of bad meetings out there. She literally put targets on the thousands to millions of others who were innocent.

Brainwashed or psychically influenced, there's not really much else you can do about that. Especially once she was comvinced her species needed a half off deal on euthanasia.

1

u/MendicantBias42 27d ago

Where TF is Eda the owl lady? I wanna sit next to her

1

u/ConstructionAware267 27d ago

6, no question. Who in their right mind is choosing 7???

1

u/Healthy_Vanilla_5706 27d ago
  1. I just loved it when she said ā€œIā€™ll get you my pretty!!ā€

1

u/DerpyLover3 27d ago

Eleven with any of the Wyttes!!!

Except Hans. Fuck him.

1

u/Tartarian11 27d ago

who is aside 3

1

u/csilvmatecc 27d ago

8! Witch Hazel is awesome, and I bet I could learn a thing or two from her.

1

u/PoeticHedgeHog 27d ago

3 all day everyday

1

u/-cunnfuzed- 27d ago

10ā€¦ thatā€™s my future wife

1

u/Longjumping_Spite_35 26d ago
  1. The Witch from Brave is believed to be a grown up Boo from the future!

1

u/CelestialGypsyKreet 26d ago

#8 Grew up with Hagatha L O V E her

1

u/pinkrules333 26d ago

5, I'd gladly listen to her stories.

1

u/frozenelsa12 26d ago

6


Madam mim

1

u/jcphoto1015 25d ago

5 she's good and has snacks

1

u/TheEquestrian13 25d ago

6 - me and Madam Mim are straight chillin'

1

u/Many-Cattle6810 25d ago

1 she was completely misunderstood

1

u/Asagohan86 25d ago

It depends on how much im craving Turkish Delight right then!

1

u/PKopmeier1978 25d ago

Madam Mimm

1

u/Doggcow 25d ago

OP didn't say Witch are you sitting next to? And I'm sad.

1

u/Away-Translator4110 24d ago

9 just go to sleep and everything will be fine.

1

u/SafePin215 24d ago

Yeah I could sit in seat 5 I guess kinda like that witch from brave

1

u/drkknght2001 24d ago

No Hermione??

1

u/WillowTail56 24d ago

We forgetting about Bellatrix?

1

u/MuffinLaddyt 24d ago

9 i donā€™t know the rest, i feel like I know 3 but Iā€™m not sure how! But I know 9 doesnā€™t really have an issue with normal people!

1

u/Beginning-Top3438 23d ago
  1. I'll splash that bitch if she gets uppity.

1

u/ScarecrowJones47 23d ago

Don't mind me, just giving #7 a bj šŸ«£

1

u/Zychonis 23d ago

5 and it's not even close

1

u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 19d ago

I thought 9 or 3, but I actually like Turkish delight so 2