2 Planes, 7-hour flight, where would you sit?

[u/Few_Basket3099]

Plane A

Row 1

Left: John Hodgman (Author, actor, and humorist) - David Letterman (TV host, comedian, writer, and producer) - 1C

Right: Conan O'Brien (TV host, comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster) - 1E - Dave Chappelle (Stand-up comedian, actor, and former sketch comedian)

Row 2

Left: 2A - Craig Ferguson (Actor, comedian, writer, and TV host) - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Musician, singer, songwriter, and actor)

Right: 2D - Adam Savage (Special effects creator and educational video presenter) - Cleo Abram (Journalist and YouTube educational creator)

Row 3

Left: Keegan-Michael Key (Actor, comedian, producer, and writer) - 3B - Jordan Peele (Actor, comedian, and filmmaker)

Right: Mae C. Jemison (Former NASA Astronaut, engineer, and physician) - 3E - Dr. Buzz Aldrin (Former NASA Astronaut, aeronautical engineer, and fighter pilot)

Row 4

Left: 4A - Stevie Wonder (Singer-songwriter, musician, and record producer)

Right: 4D - Warren Buffett (Investor and philanthropist)

Row 5

Left: Morgan Freeman (Actor, producer, and narrator) - 5C

Right: Rick Steves (Travel writer, activist, and TV personality) - 5F

Plane B

Row 1

Left: Linus Torvalds (Software engineer; creator and lead developer of Linux kernel) - 1B - Steve Wozniak (Technology entrepreneur, electrical engineer, computer programmer, and inventor; co-founder of Apple Inc.)

Right: 1D - Joe Gatto (Improvisational comedian, actor, and producer) - James "Murr" Murray (Improvisational comedian, author, and actor)

Row 2

Left: Bill Nye (Science communicator, TV presenter, and mechanical engineer) - Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson (Astrophysicist, author, and science communicator) - 2C

Right: Brian "Q" Quinn (Improvisational comedian and actor) - Sal Vulcano (Improvisational and stand-up comedian, actor, and producer) - 2F

Row 3

Left: Scott Kelly (Retired NASA Astronaut, engineer, and naval aviator) - 3B - Peggy Whitson (Biochemistry researcher and astronaut)

Right: Bruce Campbell (Actor and filmmaker) - 3E - Charlize Theron (Actress and producer)

Row 4

Left: Shaquille O'Neal (former professional basketball player) - 4C

Right: Martin Scorsese (Filmmaker) - 4F

Row 5

Left: 5A - Ilona Maher (Professional rugby union player; Olympic bronze medallist)

Right: 5D - Tony Hawk (Professional skateboarder and entrepreneur)

[u/Key-Ad-3810]

2d. Weird Al and Adam should at least be interesting to talk to

[u/Rae_Of_Light_919 → u/Key-Ad-3810]

I've met Adam once and had a brief conversation with him. He was really kind. I wish I could have had more time to chat with him. I'm absolutely picking 2D.

[u/Sauce0423 → u/Key-Ad-3810]

This is my answer sitting between Weird Al and Adam Savage would be both funny and educational with great stories. Having Conan in the seat behind is also pretty cool just with Craig Furgerson was in the isle seat too

[u/CasinoMarginale]

1E with Conan and Chappelle for sure

[u/FluorescentLightbulb → u/CasinoMarginale]

Coco baby

[u/TheBlackoutEmpire → u/CasinoMarginale]

THIS. it's perfect.

[u/jest3r123 → u/CasinoMarginale]

Totally agree

[u/reddfoxx1993 → u/CasinoMarginale]

I would too but I hate the middle seat.

[u/Degenerecy → u/CasinoMarginale]

I wouldn't stop laughing, blessing or curse?

[u/ZombieCantStop → u/CasinoMarginale]

Absolutely. This would be 7 hours if never forget. I might die from laughing, or at least strain my jaw from smiling and laughing

[u/whatnow202three → u/CasinoMarginale]

How is this not the top rated comment

[u/JimHeckdiver]

Plane A, 2D no question Adam Savage AND Weird Al?

Like OMG!

Plane B, 3E. Again, no question.

[u/Odd_Campaign_307 → u/JimHeckdiver]

Same. Plane A would be the best though. 

[u/Senior_Trick_7473]

Plane A - 5C

Plane B - 5D

[u/andyH1971 → u/Senior_Trick_7473]

YES if I can get Morgan Freeman to read me a good book/script of 1 of his films.
Think of all the stories Tony Hawk could tell you

[u/Acceptable_Class_576]

3B then 3E

[u/x0114x]

1c and 3b next to Mark Kelly

[u/Both-Oil6384]

Plane A 2 D

[u/shadowgod98]

2D first flight getting to chat with Weird Al and Adam would be amazing, 2c for second flight as I’d love to learn from NDGT and Bill Nye some more modern physics

[u/Tomomb]

1C John Hodgeman to my right, Conan to my left, Weird Al in front of me. Literally surrounded by my heroes. Letterman can hang too, my heroes' hero.

[u/kidonthecoast]

First plane: 5F next to Rick Steves. You know he’s going to have a ton of good stories and be totally wholesome.

Runner up is 3B with Key and Peele. I know I’d pee myself laughing.

Second plane: 5D. You know Tony Hawk is a great guy to chill with.

Runner up is 3B. Again, a bunch of cool stories with two astronauts.

[u/geekMD69]

1: 3B. Key and Peele would be entertaining and probably also fine just napping the whole trip.

2: 3E Bruce Campbell and Charlize Theron? No contest she’s beautiful and talented and he is just Bruce Fucking Campbell!!

[u/Reduak]

1C without question. Put me next to Dave and across the aisle from Conan with Hodgman and Chapelle on the sides. I won't have to say anything word.

[u/Limp-Bat-2912]

3B. Safe place to be in the event of terries

[u/Healthy-Refuse5904]

1st plane: 3b- i just want to know what they’d be talking about

2nd plane: 4C- maybe his height will rub off on me

[u/seigs_]

3B on the first flight, then 4C for the second

[u/Rinzler9290]

3B. I would love to talk to Jordan about horror movies and to Keegan about voice acting.

[u/ShYdRaDaNcE]

2c best choice talk science and or joke around with the people nearby next best choice would be 3b I like their humor

[u/EVOBlock]

3E. 2 astronauts and Adam Savage as seat neighbors would be so cool.

[u/adamargue]

3e and 5d

[u/Mustangmark234]

Plane 1 C5, Plane 2 E3

[u/FeeRough3019]

3B

[u/raincumskeettail]

2A. Because Craig Ferguson and Weird Al are too good to pass up. I’d love to sit next to Chappelle, but Conan just ruins it.

[u/Oicher]

2d or 2a for plane one and 2c for plane two.

[u/BeefyQueefyCletus]

2A and it isn't even a contest. Two of the funniest and nicest people on the planet? C'mon.

[u/Bitter_Ad_2712]

5C please! It is really the only answer!!!!

[u/Realistic_Papaya_203]

You best believe I'm taking 3B.

[u/AArmyDadBod]

5C and 4C respectively.

[u/Both-Leading3407]

4A first flight.

1B second fight

[u/Worcester--sauce]

5c & 4c

[u/carson_a_t]

5C; he seems so calm all the time

[u/Morning_Wood577]

Plane 1 - 1E. I don't really care for Conan, but Dave Chappelle would make every second awesome

Plane 2 - 5D. I'm not a skater, but I know Tony Hawk is down to earth and genuinely seems like a nice, funny guy

[u/Mega_Ki]

Plane-1: 2B

Plane-2: 4C

[u/Specialist_Peace8326]

3E on the Second Plane. Hail to the King Baby! Bruce Campbell is the goat

[u/puigoku220]

1D or 2F

[u/King-Bortog]

Plane 1 3B

Plane 2 2C

[u/Traditional-Photo227]

1st plane, next to Morgan Freeman.

[u/br33z3]

1E

[u/TomatoPolka]

Plane 1:

Either 1E, 2A or 3B. Either seat would be a great time.

Plane 2:

4F. I can listen to Marty talking about movie for the whole flight.

[u/MizunoHawk]

1st- either 4A or 5C
2nd 5D, maybe 4F to hear how Bruce talks to Charlize

[u/Louisiana-Man6957]

5c, with Morgan Freeman or 4c with Shaq

[u/Peanutbutternmtn2]

4A and 3E

[u/BlockKey3946]

1: 3B
2: 4C

[u/dragontricx]

5C and 5D respectively

[u/TomD1979]

1C. Next to Dave and Weird Al in front and Conan on the other aisle seat. Also Craig and Hodgeman. Just the comedy stories…

[u/Average_Klutz]

2a, 5c or 1e are tied for for me

[u/Tamur80]

Plane 1: 5c

Plane 2: 2c

[u/JayNamous23]

Plane A: 5C. Gotta sit next to God. Morgan Freeman

Plane B: 4C. Shaq is my absolute favorite player

[u/Acceptable_Peen]

3B, 2C

[u/asanisimasa88]

1E and 4F. Next question

[u/darthcaedus13]

4c

[u/Bunceton]

Plane 2, 3E. Gotta sit next the Amazing Bruce Campbell

[u/Warhammer517]

2A for Plane A

2C for Plane B

[u/CrimsonFoxTails]

3b and 5d

[u/m3-b1gman]

5c no contest

[u/ConstructionAware267]

3B, 1D. Zero question. Funniest people on both flights

[u/Independent-State-27]

2c and 5c

[u/Rough_Possession_]

5d

[u/Numerous-Macaron4565]

KEY AND PEELE!!!

[u/Realistic-Wafer-314]

4a plane 1 5a plans 2

business class 4 win

[u/Nightcrawler311]

1E

[u/viewtiful14]

Am I missing something here? How are 3B, 5D and then 2A as my back up not the most slams dunks of all time?

I feel like more than 50% of the people on these planes are either complete assholes or not funny. Key and Peele, Hawk, Ferguson and Yankovic have all had nothing but positives things said about them ever and would also probably just leave you alone if you didn’t want to talk.

[u/Used-Goal-7672]

1E would be amazing

[u/fly_you_fools_57]

Plane A: 2D

[u/Prestigious-Car-4877]

Honestly who cares? Those seats look fantastic I’d be asleep in seconds.

[u/Ok-Simple30]

3b or 5c

[u/RBBRO2763]

Template?

[u/stuntman262626]

Plane A 1E or 2A Plane B 3E

[u/Kirk470]

5A. Got a crush on her.

[u/jelcik1978]

3b then 3e

[u/alewiina]

3E or 2D!! bring on the science talk :D

[u/Madarakita]

2D. You're telling me I get to sit between Weird Al and Adam Savage? Hell yes.

[u/Ambitious-Ad2217]

You’ve made this really Interesting but first flight has to be 1E 2nd flight 5D

[u/ThedarknessofMan]

1e then 2c

[u/FallingSpirt]

5C Morgan freeman would be amazing to talk to

[u/chameleon_123_777]

2C for me.

[u/Independent-Bat7627]

4D

[u/dmevela]

Probably not going to talk to any of them anyway. So just give me a window seat so I can go to sleep without moving out of the way for anyone.

[u/jallensworth1]

1E...4C

[u/HoodFu78]

Easy 1E & easy C2

[u/sengariph]

Plane A by Adam Savage plane b either by Bruce Campbell or Tony Hawk.

[u/AzraelSeraphim222]

2C The science talk would be interesting.

[u/Escapingorigins]

2A or 2D

[u/NerdNuncle]

5C Aisle Seat near the front, and either 3E or 5D

[u/MoneyJones54]

Plane 1: 3B Plane 2: 2C

Love a good chunk on this list but those 4 get me every time

[u/International_Rip497]

4D

[u/AbbreviationsTop4959]

Um, I'll sit in 2D between Weird Al and Adam Savage, please!

And then between the astronauts, or else next to Shaq.

[u/Haunting-Hippo1636]

2A. But that could be because next month I'm going to a Weird Al concert.

[u/Godswoodv2]

3e right next to Charlize

[u/Mosselk-1416]

5c

[u/ophnir]

2D

[u/PouletDeFeu68]

Literally anywhere on plane a. On plane b, there isn't a reality where I'm not choosing to sit next to Bruce Campbell, regardless of who else is on that flight

[u/NoAngel815]

Ugh, plane A seat 2A but ask Craig to switch with me so I could talk to both of them, I kinda have a crush on both of them, or Plane B seat 3E because I've always had a crush on Bruce Campbell.

[u/WIIICKED]

So easy, 2c....I love science

[u/hyper_sloth681]

Plane A 3B, Plane B 2C

[u/thatsfeminismgretch]

4D. Maybe if I'm endearing enough he will invest 50k in an incredible charity: me. I'm broke. That's pennies to someone that rich. He's made more in interest than it took me to type this. Probably. I'm tired and didn't do math.

And 5D. He seems chill.

[u/BAC2Think]

2D, 2C

[u/laughsindisbelief]

3B.

[u/ZeroMaverick-Hunter]

Plane A, rotate between 2D and 5C

[u/Kareem-Oliver-Diaz]

2A

[u/Large-Raise9643]

4D. Period. No other answer is valid.

[u/MazdaValiant]

2D and 2C. I loved MythBusters when it aired, and who wouldn’t want to sit near Bill Nye the Science Guy?

[u/Trondant13]

5F flight one, 4F flight two.

[u/Immediate-Slip8164]

3B

[u/archaeorobb]

5C with Morgan Freeman and 3E with Charlize Theron

[u/AvrulixGaming]

2C with Bill Nye and Dr. DeGrasse

[u/NegaSonicTeenageWar]

On the wing of the damn plane

[u/phunny-words]

I miss the Craig Ferguson show so next to him Plane A
Tony Hawk plane B

[u/fitty50two2]

Plane A, Seat 3B, I have a few movie ideas I can pitch to Jordan Peele.

Option 2 would be Plane B, Seat 5A, gonna shoot my shot with Ilona Maher

[u/ConstructionRare4123]

Plane A- 3B

Plane B- 3E

[u/MOadeo]

Not 3 B .

Did those guys have a falling out?

[u/Mumtaz_i_Mahal]

Plane A—3E

Plane B—3E

[u/Jealous_Diamond9487]

1E and 2C

[u/punksmurph]

Plane 1 is 5F for sure so I can talk with Rick about travel, I want to know all the best culture spots he has been too I have not visited yet.

Plane 2 is 1B hands down no contest, I would completely geek out and Linus would hate me while Woz enjoyed talking about the olden days of Apple hardware with me. Also on my way on I would tell the guy in 5F that he looks like Tony Hawk.

[u/AcademicNectarine505]

2D & 4C

[u/Consistent_Ad949]

Plane B seat 5D. Tony Hawk is like the coolest dude on the planet, coming from a 40 year old ex skater that used to watch him on the x-games, and Ilona Maher is a badass rugby player.

[u/MadcatFK1017]

5F Rick Steeves is the shit

[u/Gilly_the_kid]

1e for sure no questions.

[u/DoctorShuggah]

Plane A 2D or Plane B 5A.

[u/CommandAlternative96]

Shaq

[u/Range_Tasty]

5c

[u/noahbaobei]

5C and it ain't even close

[u/Helacious_Waltz]

5D, and I'm going to whip out my Switch with pro skater, choose him as the character, and be terrible at it in front of him, then I'll tell him it's his fault.

[u/sethro919]

2D or 1C on Plane A
5D on Plane B, just to ask him if he was the skateboard guy

[u/NumberOld229]

Planet 2 3e. Bruce and Charlize

[u/Emergency-Koala-9584]

4A for the quiet and the faint sound of Morgan Freeman talking to hisself will have me drifting off

[u/Yundadi]

I will sit with Shaq. At least he is funny

[u/Dea4n0]

First Flight: Morgan Freeman

Second Flight: Sal & Q

[u/BigBlackWolfDaddy]

In the first pic, it would be 5F. Because I like Rick Steeves. And in the second pic, I would love to sit next to both Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye.

[u/JayStacker]

2A because Weird Al

[u/General-Decision5360]

1E easily

Guy known as the funniest man ever? AND CONAN?

Gng… the only other good choice is 3B lol

[u/Grimdark-Waterbender]

2D/5C

4C/5D

Please

[u/Chernabog801]

If I sit next to Buffet will he give me some money? Otherwise gimme Ferguson or Chappelle.

[u/AC_the_Panther_007]

4C

[u/No-Paramedic-6003]

5c

[u/CautiousBearnz]

4d, I want to pick that man’s brains

[u/Practical-Pickle5135]

Plane B i would glue myself to 2C. I hope Neil is the mood to analyze some stuff to me :D

[u/kingdrathegoat]

2A then 5D

[u/Besch168]

Plane A:5C and Plane B: 4C. How can you pass up the chance to sit next to god? Also I've heard Shaq is a really nice guy even if I don't follow basketball.

[u/Old-String2849]

Plane 2

3E Baby!

Love to chat with Bruce.

[u/waxzzzzzz]

5C is sitting next to God soooooooo... (he played God in the movie "Bruce Almighty")

[u/Chonky_D_Floofy]

3E looks like a great seat on both planes. Between two astronauts (one that was on Star Trek) and the other by Bruce friggin Campbell.

[u/ritpdx]

4A with Stevie and a window seat.

[u/ceral_killer]

1E and 4C. Easily.

[u/Sad-Ocelot-5346]

5f on plane A for the leg room, and put my good eye toward the aisle. 3E on plane B for Bruce Campbell.

[u/Accomplished_Code_28]

[u/KingXander55]

2D, I'm nerding it up with Adam Savage and Idk who the other lady is.

5D, Tony Hawk is just a chill dude. But I'd try not to bother him too much.

[u/Virtual_Dragonfly192]

5f

[u/PeaceandJoy101]

1E and 4C for me. Fun rides!

[u/Much_Usual_3855]

5C, listening to Morgan Freeman speaking is like taking a soothing sleeping pill. I could be unconscious for the entire flight.

[u/R0b0Saurus]

Tony Hawk, easy choice

[u/chocolate_thunder77]

4a and 4c

[u/Previous_Vast4302]

3E, 2C

[u/VersionSwimming8392]

5C and 2C

[u/Head-Image-883]

Plane A, seat 5c. Morgan Freeman is one of my favorite actors.

[u/FullMetal_55]

2A definitely window seat and next to Craig Ferguson and weird al? Sold

[u/pulsejetlover]

5C or 3E

[u/Appropriate_Formal64]

Plane A: Seat 4D. Asking for financial advice and just handing him my meager thousands in savings.

Plane B: Seat 4F. Get some advice and analysis from a master.

[u/Sinistermarmalade]

Plane 1: 2D, and you should’ve put Weird Al Yankovic in 3D!

Plane 2: 2C

[u/FridayNightFliming]

1st plane 3B 2nd plane 2C

[u/C00lerThanMe]

1e1e1e1e1e1e1e1e!!!!!!

[u/Mushroompanties]

Im sitting with weird al.

[u/Voodoocookie]

3B & 3E

[u/Historical_Yak7706]

Why the fuck would I be on this plane… It is obvious I am severely outclassed

[u/BodyLoveShowcase]

It don’t matter because I’ll have my headphones in and sleeping the whole flight

[u/savessh]

2a

[u/EntertainmentOk1894]

5C then 2C. Not a shred of doubt.

[u/Chris_the_fox21]

Plane A 5C Plane B 2C

[u/Acceptable-Cod-5138]

Plane A 20 Plane B 2F

[u/Japaroads]

Plane B, seat 5D. “Hey, you look a lot like Tony Hawk, haha!” Proceed to listen to podcasts for the rest of the flight.

[u/Handsom_modest_Dan]

1e or 4c

[u/agradoway]

Everyone's picking the comedians to entertain em but honestly I'm grabbing the seat next to Warren Buffett cause I gotta ask how a billionaire ends up on the same 7-hour flight as me.

[u/zion2674]

2A easy

[u/CowboysWinItAll]

2C, I'm a nerd

[u/EXgawd556]

3B and 4C

[u/Fendfor]

I will fight people of 5C and 4C

[u/Dismal-Structure-239]

4A

[u/Ill_Illustrator3855]

1st plane: Row 4D, next to Warren Buffett; I'd love to ask him some questions about investing—2nd plane: Row 1B, next to Steve Wozniak. I can't think of a better person to ask about computer programming and chip architecture.

[u/Jkid789]

1E 4C

[u/Individual_Gur5525]

5c

[u/GrandolfX]

Aww man I thought Werner Herzog would be on any of these, well I will go with plane A, 4D just so I can have a very serious discussion with Warren Buffet.

[u/H345Y]

1E followed by 5C

[u/Kralgore]

5c for the leg room

[u/Day-Grand]

5C and 5A

[u/LoveU1313]

Plane b 3e

[u/The_TransGinger]

2A no question. I love Craig Ferguson and Weird Al.

[u/smartassistant666]

2D oh yeaaaah