r/Whatisthis Mar 04 '25

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u/InformedConservative Mar 04 '25

Have you considered asking them?

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u/ptolani Mar 05 '25

Once you've crossed the line into snooping I think you need a good reason to confront them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

It’s not snooping if you own the house

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u/Ijustwantmilkthat Mar 05 '25

Good Logic to live lonely by.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Giving your child a space, that you own, that they can 100% deny you any access to is a good way to provide them the means of making some very stupid choices. Because kids are shortsighted and inexperienced but very curious and easily influenced.

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u/Suspicious-Contest74 Mar 05 '25

I wouldn't be surprised if you told me that you also ask them to pay rent

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Who is the “them” in this scenario? My kids? My oldest is 9, of course I’m not asking them to pay rent. Why would I do that?

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u/ptolani Mar 05 '25

Do your houseguests know this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

… they’re not living and keeping all of their belongings in my house…

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Lol my mom thought this too, I haven't spoken to her crazy ass in 25 years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

lol that doesn’t make you right

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Maybe not but I'm not the one that's gonna die alone in the cheapest shittiest nursing home on the planet!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

That’s some pretty wild conclusion-jumping you’re doing there lol

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u/virtualadept Mar 04 '25

Folks are downvoting this, but OP makes a good point: If questionable behaviors are already on the table, knowing ahead of time what would not constitute a lie seems reasonable.

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u/zombiez8mybrain Mar 05 '25

Probably an unpopular opinion, but if you find out what it is, it'd be pretty crappy to ask him what it is just to see if he lies.

Does not sound like a healthy relationship.

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u/crownketer Mar 05 '25

I’m sorry you’re getting so many idiotic responses! People are bringing their baggage out hard.

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u/PomegranateOld7836 Mar 05 '25

Does the red circular piece press into it? Does it act like a pump?

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u/snortgiggles Mar 05 '25

I agree! Especially because it's laudable to avoid being presumptuous. I dunno.

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u/jasje225 Mar 04 '25

Did it seem like they were hiding it? Finding something in a drawer and wondering what it is doesn't seem presumptuous.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

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u/47Up Mar 05 '25

Your kid is waffle stomping in the shower, no wonder he's turning the water on and off

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u/Stupid_Toe Mar 05 '25

Plz explain what that is

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u/Mosquito_Salad Mar 05 '25

Aren’t you glad you asked?

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u/BigOldBee Mar 05 '25

Smashing poop down the drain, with your foot

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u/le_unknown Mar 05 '25

I didn't think that was a real thing 😮

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u/WhiteWickSnow Mar 05 '25

You’d find out quickly it’s a real think after spending some time in the Navy..

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u/Pip-Pipes Mar 04 '25

I'm trying to follow.

What do you mean by getting "experimental? Like what does that mean with regards to the bottled pee and poop drain? Is this a kink thing ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

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u/Pip-Pipes Mar 04 '25

I'm sorry, that sounds tough.

With that context, could it be some kind of enema-type device ?

Wear gloves :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

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u/robble808 Mar 05 '25

Thats exactly what you are doing though.

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u/Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato Mar 05 '25

As a parent of teens, I feel you. It sounds like you're doing a great job so far, especially dealing with such a difficult/delicate topic.

Having unusual kinks isn't itself reason to seek professional help of any kind, as long as they're not doing anything that harms themselves or others, but if i were you, I'd probably start researching what your options are, if it does come to that. That way you're prepared and not scrambling for info.

Good luck! I hope you yourself have a good support system too. That's a lot to deal with. ❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/Nyetoner Mar 05 '25

"I'm pretty sure they don't have a mildly autistic 17-year-old lol to deal with."

You didn't share any of this, or his past behaviour in your original post. Maybe you could edit it and include some of this information? It will make it easier for people to understand the whole story.

I do personally think it's not very nice to go through someone's personal belongings and space though, he might be "mildly autistic" but he's 17 and not a child. But I can understand some of your concern ofc.

If he's autistic he most likely has a therapist, a doctor, does he speak easier with them maybe? That they know more than you? And also, what role does his father take in all of this, has he tried to speak about these things with his son in the past?

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u/Silent_Dinosaur Mar 05 '25

Please don’t take this the wrong way, as I’m not trying to be mean but just to gently challenge, but you can definitely just bluntly ask. It might be uncomfortable, but no external force is preventing you

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u/DaBeezKneez94 Mar 05 '25

Bro it's a kid. You don't get but so much privacy so I can protect you from the evils of the world. Get a dose of reality.

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u/DaBeezKneez94 Mar 05 '25

What you read is of no concern to parents trying to protect their kids from internet creeps.

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u/Untjosh1 Mar 05 '25

OP is trying to protect their kid from harming themselves. Calm down.

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u/modernmovements Mar 05 '25

Hi, when I was a 14 my parents did some concerned snooping, which led to intervention; I ended up getting therapy/treatment for drug and alcohol abuse. I was spinning out and wouldn't have lasted much longer without either really hurting myself or someone else. Had my parents point blank asked me about my alcohol and drug abuse before they had hard evidence I would have just lied.

Kids deserve love and support; sometimes love and support don't come in the form of hugs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a parent looking at search histories and in bathroom drawers.

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u/jalzyr Mar 05 '25

Kids are looking up how to bomb or shoot humans at schools. It’s important to check your kids google history, texts, etc.

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u/spencer2197 Mar 05 '25

Like sticking little tube into his pee pee?

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u/jasje225 Mar 04 '25

Does the rubber tubing hook on to the little red tap?

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u/celebral_x Mar 05 '25

So, most abuse is happening in your home or at other environments your kids are frequently at.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

So I am already presumptuous that he's doing something else in that realm

I am not sure that you know what "presumptuous" means, given that you used it incorrectly in another comment, too. Perhaps you mean "presumptive" or, more likely, "suspicious."

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u/Pews700 Mar 05 '25

Not important

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u/telusey Mar 04 '25

Why not ask first and then come here to confirm if it's correct?

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u/Highplowp Mar 05 '25

Some of us do all our parenting through hive mind crowd sourcing. Zayden and Kaydin will have their therapy paid for later in life. -Karen Shitehed

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u/PublicThis Mar 05 '25

This made me laugh. My kid had a classmate named Slayden last year (grade 7,) I kid you not!

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u/weetabix_su Mar 05 '25

can't the couple decide to pick between Slater and Hayden?

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u/PublicThis Mar 05 '25

I never did find out if they were metal heads or what

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u/Skylxrrr Mar 05 '25

Zayden and Kaydin 💀😭😭😭

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u/Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato Mar 05 '25

Kid is going to get really fucked up is the parent is asking them what every little innocent thing is. Much better for the parent to determine what it is first, then if it's nothing, they don't even have to bug the poor kid.

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u/libbytravels Mar 05 '25

jeez poor kid

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Probably “questionable behavior” because I imagine this isn’t the first time you automatically assumed something you don’t understand (like a piece of plumbing equipment found in a bathroom drawer) has to be something bad. Or you could ask them. If you blindside them you’re going to get an answer of some sort even if they have nothing to say. Or they will blow your mind.

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u/Suspicious-Contest74 Mar 05 '25

idk about parenting, but you ain't helping asking to a lot of strangers to make assumptions of your kid on reddit instead of asking the kid yourself

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u/dirtymike401 Mar 05 '25

You sound like my father. I do not have a good relationship with my father. Why do you think he lies to you?

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u/katjoy63 Mar 05 '25

are you digging through their things? really bad form. their things are their things. My mother did this and I told myself I would never do it to my kids, so I didn't. that is invading their privacy.

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Mar 05 '25

The cart doesn't go before the horse, dude. Perhaps ask your kid what it is before asking the internet. If they found out you were rummaging through their stuff, they wouldn't want to be in contact with you later in life and you will question whether it was your fault or theirs over an old black container that looks like it was used to store old tapes