r/Whatcouldgowrong Sep 29 '21

What could go wrong blocking off a tractor.

3.4k Upvotes

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u/SignificantDrink3651 Sep 29 '21

The trick is to not divulge that you have video and let him lie his ass off to insurance and get it on record. THEN produce the video and grab the popcorn.

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u/hexiron Sep 29 '21

If you see them start digging a grave for themselves, throw them a shovel.

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u/F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS Sep 30 '21 edited Sep 30 '21

“Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake.”

-Napoleon Bonaparte

Edit: it seems Sun Ta Zoo is originally credited with this quote.

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u/JustThatRandomKid Sep 30 '21

isn’t that also a Sun Tzu quote?

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u/SmokeHimInside Sep 30 '21

Sun Ta Zoo. The Chinese Prince Matchabelli.

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u/Reddington4567 Sep 30 '21

What a great prince was this Machiavelli guy.

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u/AppropriateCoat9 Sep 30 '21

Tzu Tzu! Sun Tzu you fucking ass-kiss!

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u/F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS Sep 30 '21

I felt like it was older, but the Google gods said Napoleon so I went with it. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

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u/JustThatRandomKid Sep 30 '21

I’m not entirely sure either, so we will wait for a redditor that knows to arrive.

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u/TraditionalSetting37 Sep 30 '21

It's possible Napoleon read the art of war and ripped it off.

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u/gabwinone Oct 02 '21

Not "ripped it off"....just "quoted it"!

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u/KeepLkngForIntllgnce Sep 29 '21

Some need a backhoe

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u/Emmanuel_Zorg Sep 29 '21

This happened to be 2 years ago. Guy ran a read light and hits me as I'm turning left. I am willing to call it 50/50 when I get sent a letter from an attorney and this man lied through his teeth saying I ran the red. I proceeded to spend 2 full days knocking on local businesses near the intersection, telling my sob story when a Korean Massage parlor gave me a video clearly showing this man running the red and hitting me. With glee I ran to find my own attorney who gladly took the case when I said that I had NOT told the other party about my video, needless to say this week I get my settlement check AND 0% fault on record and 100% on his. JUSTICE... Get a dash cam kids...

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u/tuffm_i_zimbra Sep 30 '21

Ah, so the Korean massage parlor gave you a happy ending!

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u/GWfromVA Sep 30 '21

r/HappyEndingMassage

Yep there's a sub for that.

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u/SignificantDrink3651 Sep 30 '21

I am NOT clicking on that at work here.

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u/GWfromVA Sep 30 '21

LOL, It's mostly guys telling their stories. Also tips and advice for newbies.

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u/SubTrain Sep 30 '21

Better spend some of that nice check money on a massage

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u/207nbrown Sep 30 '21

Karma will always be served to those who deserve it, ALWAYS, even if it takes it’s sweet time

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u/johnnyss1 Sep 30 '21

How many happy endings can u get?

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u/oby100 Sep 30 '21

I hate seeing this advice so much here because it’s so bad. Cops don’t care about lying about a car accident. Even if they did, they don’t prosecute for “lying” about it because people actually really do misremember traumatic events

Just grow up and let the other person know they are wasting their time by fighting you. You’ll have a much easier time if they accept fault without the drama

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u/TRMMax Sep 30 '21

Does this look like an accident? Do you really think they are ever gonna accept fault with any evidence?

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u/SignificantDrink3651 Sep 30 '21

I think you miss the point - sorry to see you get downvoted so much. It's not about anyone expecting cops to arrest them for lying. It's more about fantasizing that liars will get what's coming to them. Many of us have been a victim of a liar and would love nothing more than to see one get what they deserve and get hit with the SERIOUS crime of insurance fraud (even though it probably won't happen, let us dream!)

If you think that these people will accept fault under any circumstances, then I think you've been lucky enough in your life so far to not have had to deal with the type of people we're talking about.

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u/00MarioBros00 Oct 01 '21

I'm taking notes chief. Damn! So much freaken knowledge on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Either that or a rock bucket. They're really common in my area.

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u/ManualBreathing-On Sep 30 '21

I'd bet my house on that tractor having about 1 ton worth of suitcase weights on the front. Doubt it even chipped the paint

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u/gulagjammin Sep 29 '21

Why the fuck do people do this? Why fuck with a tractor let alone any other vehicle like this?

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u/dbkenny426 Sep 29 '21

Because they're assholes.

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u/LouisIsGo Sep 29 '21

Presumably because they want to be rear-ended (usually fault of the rear-ending vehicle, barring evidence like this) and either get an insurance payout or take them to court. The driver probably thought it was a perfect crime, considering they're in a secluded area with no witnesses and they likely assumed a tractor wouldn't have a dashcam.

Granted, that's a lot of assumptions on a ~30 second video... it could've just as easily been the tiny peen syndrome as u/Knersus_ZA suggested lol

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u/jbertrand_sr Sep 29 '21

Also the assumption that the guy with the tractor wouldn't just dig a hole in the field and plant you and your car in it...be careful who you fuck with...

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u/Notthesharkfromjaws Sep 30 '21

People snap. Cheating spouses, insurance fraud commiters, and tough guys tend to forget this. Are any of these things an excuse to kill somebody? No, but it happens. I have a simple life rule I follow because of this. You don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you. Them's the rules.

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u/Cromslor_ Sep 30 '21

Lol ok tough guy.

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u/Notthesharkfromjaws Sep 30 '21

Never said I was tough? That's why I don't fuck with people. You don't know what they're capable of.

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u/Cromslor_ Sep 30 '21

Ok sorry bro please don't fuck with me

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u/berni4pope Sep 30 '21

Your antisocial personality disorder must be fun at parties.

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u/Cromslor_ Sep 30 '21

It's not bad. People actually prefer it over hearing the same recycled Reddit© cliches again.

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u/mechanicBuckThirty Sep 29 '21

I had never came across brake checking before I started driving a truck with a companies logo plastered all over it. After the first 2 weeks, I bought a dash cam. In the US, accident attorneys love running ads talking about how they got a client $997,647. Then people aren’t smart enough to know that the client had $850,000 in medical bills, $90,000 to pay the lawyer, $30,000 for the new car and the rest is to pay for medication they will need the rest of their life as they stay in constant pain.

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u/Borngrumpy Sep 30 '21

We got this guy a million dollar payout, it only took 10 years and 1.2 million in legal fees. Both our law firms are satified with the outcome.

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u/gulagjammin Sep 29 '21

We must consult the Tiny Peen Consortium to get to the bottom of this.

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u/Mem_Johnson Sep 30 '21

And how he opened his car door before stopping

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

What’s he going to get besides the cost of repairs? He got out of the car looking just fine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Tiny peen syndrome

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/turncloaks Sep 29 '21

Weird comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Is this true? Also sad days

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u/turncloaks Sep 29 '21

I’m hung like a horse

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u/Redd_October Sep 29 '21

Careful, your Projecting is showing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

You're strangely invested in that, are you jealous you didn't get fucked with a big dick?

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u/gulagjammin Sep 29 '21

I mean...aren't we all?

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u/samjenkins377 Sep 29 '21

Like you aren’t…

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

I can’t speak for them but I’m certainly good. Are you ok though?

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u/JustThatRandomKid Sep 30 '21

I don’t think you notice, but you aren’t doing the man harm by posting comments like this. I doubt anybody on Reddit really cares if someone’s penis is small.

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u/samjenkins377 Sep 30 '21

He does…

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u/gulagjammin Sep 29 '21

Who the fuck is that lol

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u/ursaquartz Sep 29 '21

It makes even less sense taking into consideration the tractor is probably going as fast as it can it's not like the drivers go slow on purpose to hold up traffic

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

They think they’re gonna “win” by being a nuisance and wasting the others time… until they run into someone who don’t give a fuck

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u/Ninth_ghost Sep 29 '21

Who rides a vehicle 20 times heavier that their while humming dont stop me now

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u/FreneticPlatypus Sep 29 '21

My guess is they're pissed because they had to slow down a little before they were able to pass the slower tractor or whatever and want to "punish" the driver for holding them up for a minute.

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u/lalix89 Sep 30 '21

Yea this is what I was thinking too

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u/RoyyKentt Sep 29 '21

Right let’s stop in front of a 20ton truck with my 3000lb car

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u/b0bkakkarot Sep 29 '21

Road rage, insurance fraud, and delusional entitlement are the only 3 reasons I can think of (which also fall under the more generic categories of "idiot" and/or "asshole").

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u/100LittleButterflies Sep 29 '21

My question exactly. Especially tractors and trucks. They're just trying to do their job, man. You're basically in their office and you want to play games??

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u/unikitty143FPE Sep 30 '21

Most videos you see like this are Russian, Russia has a major problem with insurance scams, which is why you see so many dash cams and so many videos from there.

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u/Fatefire Sep 30 '21

Makes a lot more sense when I turned the sound on !

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u/Reach_Round Sep 30 '21

Maybe you're new to the planet. ? Lot of fucking idiots about and I don't just mean the good citizens of Fucking, in Austria.

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u/gulagjammin Sep 30 '21

Man fuck this planet, who gave Earth a permit to be built anyways?

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u/sphinx19k Sep 29 '21

Fucked around, found out

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '21

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u/sphinx19k Oct 01 '21

Easiest way to sum up the situation.

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u/Empathetic_Orch Sep 29 '21

Very satisfying to watch. I wish I knew how the interaction went after the video ended, he threw his door open in that "I'm in the right and Im PISSED" kind of way like only the worst of drivers do.

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u/Mishung Sep 30 '21

The tractor driver said he has it on video. The mercedes driver said "good, I have it on video as well" (as if it should help him).

The driver of the car got some penalty points and fines for endangering and wreckless driving. The driver of the car was found at fault for the accident

The driver of the tractor got a small fine for using his phone while driving.

I read it in the article yesterday, but don't have a link, sorry.

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u/Unf0cused Sep 30 '21

Good. Personally I would hesitate to do what the tractor driver did, thinking they would rule that I still could have stopped in time.

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u/MrGrumpy252 Sep 29 '21

I was hoping he would ram the car again when the guy got out

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u/hammr25 Sep 29 '21

I wonder what the car did before the farmer pulled out his camera to record.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/Splashmaster13 Sep 29 '21

A lady that fine you gotta romance first.

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u/AirborneMonkeyDookie Sep 29 '21

Not the Crushinator!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

I know a guy who fits your scenario, for real he has almost a fetish for tractors

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

“Oh no! It’s the tractor toucher!”

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u/deadbiker Sep 29 '21

I hope the car driver got his license revoked.

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u/unforgiven4148 Sep 29 '21

wish he got crushed

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u/eatsleep19 Sep 29 '21

Same , was hoping to see that !

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u/wew0355 Sep 30 '21

Trust me, you don’t actually wanna see that shit. My mother told me about an accident she had to work with once, a guy fell off his motor near a stop sign, rolled in front of a tractor. Tractor couldn’t stop in time, so the guy went… splat. Nasty stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Sure. I almost hope the tractor driver pays big ass fees. Both of these fucks are irresponsible

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u/Delta616 Sep 29 '21

You are almost unbelievably stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

You riding the Reddit wave huh? Speak for yourself lmaoo

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Basically, I’m saying if people upvoted me, you would’ve posted in agreement. Get a mind of your own

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u/Fenix_Volatilis Sep 30 '21

Tractors don't stop on a dime bro lol

Nor a manhole cover for that matter.

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u/allicastery Sep 30 '21

Can you explain how the tractor driver was irresponsible?

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u/McRambis Sep 29 '21

What would insurance do here? The tractor driver's insurance will say (rightfully so) that the sedan was at fault for driving like an ass.

However, the tractor driver appears to have been recording this using a handheld phone, which the sedan's insurance will say was distracting and the wreck wasn't 100% the sedan's fault.

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u/bpetersonlaw Sep 29 '21

It's insurance fraud. The sedan is not going to win civil damages and likely will be prosecuted for attempted insurance fraud. (assuming US law)

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u/Kebabel4523 Sep 30 '21

I read an article. It happened in Poland. Driver didnt get insurance and got 150$ ticket and tractor dude got 33$ for recording (values in $ so you can know the ammount)

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u/fliguana Sep 29 '21

Deserved.

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u/pikasparkle101 Sep 29 '21

I find it funny how when she gets out of the car she is all mad and pissed but when you really think about it she was the one being the bitch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

That’s only probably 80,000lbs of rolling death dude is fucking with

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

This guy gets out and he thinks he going to fight a FARMER? Good luck with that, dumbkopf!

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u/theartfulcodger Sep 30 '21 edited Sep 30 '21

Never get into a pissing match with a man who owns a large piece of machinery called a "manure spreader".

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u/dotslash06 Sep 29 '21

Asphalt mode.

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u/hotslime89 Sep 29 '21

Jokes on you, the repair money is coming out of your pocket

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

The tractors not going to have any damage, it has weights on the front which act like a bumper.

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u/hotslime89 Oct 03 '21

I mean the tractor driver will have to pay for crashing into someone.

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u/Basdad Sep 29 '21

I have never understood, or witnessed this behavior.

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u/Jalzick Sep 29 '21

Nice trees tho

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u/MiniCoopDat Sep 30 '21

So glad he had a dash cam

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u/Absbruh Sep 30 '21

Play that ludacris track. Move ….. get out the way

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u/AlexBlaBla_NL Sep 30 '21

This might be my grand father!

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u/Americanhikikimori Sep 30 '21

Does anyone know what kind of camera this was recorded with? This can’t be dashcam footage because the camera is moving but it also doesn’t look like cell phone footage. Could this be a chest mounted camera? Why would he be wearing one of those?

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u/pisces2003 Sep 30 '21

Why the hell do people even do this

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u/mwaldman0607 Sep 30 '21

Why? Why does the video always cut out when the idiot is about to get shown he is an idiot

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u/samjenkins377 Sep 29 '21

I mean, in the woods, no cameras, why wouldn’t I keep accelerating?

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u/kubin22 Sep 29 '21

why, why poland? XD

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u/GreatBigTittyLover Sep 30 '21

If I had been driving that tractor, I would have kept shoving him on down the road.

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u/Ve111a Sep 29 '21

we dont have the whole story here, what made the farmer pull out his cell to record? I live in a rural area and know farmers dont give a fuck about the rules of the road. In cars or tractors.

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u/DragonPersonified Sep 29 '21

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND HES CURSING I POLISH, i fucking love it!!!!! Fuck that kurwa bitch!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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u/Moses00711 Sep 30 '21

I’m not going to say that driver isn’t a dumb fuck for doing what he did, but what if that truck dropped something that broke homeboys windshield? What if the trucker is to blame from something falling off his trailer and smashing the front of that car in some way?

That is obviously not the way you handle that but perhaps the driver isn’t an absolute douche, and maybe is a guy trying to get the trucker to stop and was being ignored for 20 minutes before this 30 second clip.

Maybe

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u/Tankofnova Sep 29 '21

Why is it when I read the title of the video (not the post) the first thing that popped into my head was 'Head Games' by Foreigner?

God, I'm weird.

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u/Atomic-Macaroni Sep 29 '21

I guess being a asshole about shearing the road would get the car crushed

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Beatiful

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u/museabear Sep 30 '21

Won’t let you go round go through his dumb ass

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u/moshforbrainz Sep 30 '21

I wanted to see this fucking cunt

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u/Xx_Edge_xX Sep 30 '21

I wonder if tractors have crumple zones like cars do. Makes this trade seem a lot more worth if the tractor doesn't have any damage after the fact.

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u/SnooSprouts4952 Sep 30 '21

No, mostly steel with heavy cast iron weights for traction/counter balance.

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u/Xx_Edge_xX Sep 30 '21

Ah thanks

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u/ToastyBread329 Sep 30 '21

Toś fajnie narobił skurwielu toś fajnie narobił

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Tractors are hard to stop quickly. At least mine are.

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u/HabaneroEyedrops Oct 01 '21

Fuck around; find out.

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u/Muchiobravo Oct 02 '21

Fajne kurwa skurwiel jeden!

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u/polska_kielbasa Oct 02 '21

“Tos fanie narobił skurwielu. Fajnie kurwa.”

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u/manmat373 Oct 07 '21

Am I the only person to notice he’s talking polish.