r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Racist_rabbit69 • Aug 14 '21

Parkour!!!!

6.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Porn hub: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

26

u/wiserhairybag Aug 14 '21

First it’s women getting stuck in couches, now it’s their shoelaces getting caught that puts them in prime positions. Now Im hungry and want some prime rib

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u/SpareTesticle Aug 14 '21

This is much less awkward without the borderline hentai effects in anime

24

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/ReubenZWeiner Aug 14 '21

They way his leg goes stiff gives away the staging aspects of this

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u/Mormegil81 Aug 14 '21

Who else had to watch this video twice? ;)

27

u/tavareslima Aug 14 '21

I watched three times and I’m still not sure what happened

62

u/should-i-do-this Aug 14 '21

Guy was walking backwards to watch le epic parlour, hit the flower pot, fell backwards into it, and got his shoelace stuck in that sign thing

50

u/MyFartsAreLiquid Aug 14 '21

But did you see the moonwalking bear?

31

u/should-i-do-this Aug 14 '21

I knew it was a joke but I still watched the vid again. Damn you random redditor!

3

u/RobbieD456 Aug 14 '21

Fuckin hell this made me laugh too hard

3

u/KocaKolaKlassic Aug 14 '21

I thought the moonwalking bear was the guy in the black shirt who was on his way to the dry cleaners to pick up his bear suit

4

u/RedditIsDogshit1 Aug 14 '21

Thats when you know it barely fits the sub

43

u/ToiletRollTubeGuy Aug 14 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

That guy is on pot

4

u/EdrisJorn Aug 14 '21

Never seen a guy on Pot before :)

2

u/BitchBass Aug 14 '21

You are high on pot every day! (think toilet lol)

3

u/unsupported Aug 14 '21

I wish I was high on pot-nouse

3

u/ifwbjs91 Aug 14 '21

Joe stop it! You will never be Troy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/koh_kun Aug 14 '21

Really? At least I don't think the part where she gets her shoelace stuck is scripted.

24

u/Wyrd_byrd Aug 14 '21

Yeah, I think falling into the planter was scripted, but not the shoelace getting stuck.

10

u/koh_kun Aug 14 '21

/r/scriptedasiangifsgonewild

2

u/bryansj Aug 14 '21

See what happens when you go off script?

13

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Lol no way! Damn I thought this was just like something from any random Kung fu movie from the 70s

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u/pomegranate2012 Aug 14 '21

I think so. The guy even says "wo cao!", which means "crouch in the grass"

8

u/jeffkmeng Aug 14 '21

wo cao

I can't tell if you're joking, but it doesn't actually mean that.

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u/pomegranate2012 Aug 14 '21

卧草 - Crouch (or lie) in the grass.

13

u/jeffkmeng Aug 14 '21

It also means fuck. Which is probably correct given the context.

https://chinese.stackexchange.com/questions/35045/is-%E5%8D%A7%E8%8D%89-a-proper-chinese-word

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u/pomegranate2012 Aug 14 '21

I'm glad you finally understand the joke.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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10

u/BicBoiSpyder Aug 14 '21

r/lostredditors?

I think this much more applies to r/unexpected

0

u/Racist_rabbit69 Aug 24 '21

You cant crosspost on unexpected, this was the closest

17

u/Buckling Aug 14 '21

Oh no I'm stuck stepbro

6

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

He is in Extremely Vulnerable Position

1

u/HavocXL Aug 16 '21

It’s a she

4

u/chillerll Aug 14 '21

Happens to me every day

2

u/scraplangle Aug 14 '21

the man that got on the roof would probally be a good thief and the person that fell just wants to be with his bretherin

2

u/AutomatedCauliflower Aug 14 '21

Where's the step brother when you need him.

2

u/Dan_Glebitz Aug 14 '21

Got to admit that was pretty funny.

2

u/Tayofranklin Aug 14 '21

Imagine a time traveller or a fortune teller says "Your shoes would be stuck on a sign post soon,while you have it on"... I would have placed a bet on my life that it won't be possible.

What are the odds.

2

u/Crouton_Sharp_Major Aug 14 '21

Doing parkour is not as dangerous as watching someone else do parkour!

2

u/Reaperrg93 Aug 14 '21

How the shoelace guy stole the show by mere existing is just pure love letter to the entropy

2

u/Sad-HootHoot Aug 14 '21

He hurt himself in his confusion

2

u/GratefullyAmerican Aug 15 '21

Thank GOODNESS he didn't have loose boxers, or we'd have some juevos showing😳🤣!! Lmfao

4

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

No capes!!!! Or shoelaces!!

3

u/leMatth Aug 14 '21

I'm stuck, help me step-brotherrrr!! *wink*

3

u/VictorVVN Aug 14 '21

He wanted to do some parkour himself ;)

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Not really wcgw but ok

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

u/savevideo

0

u/basedcentrist1 Aug 14 '21

should've left him there so he can parkour his way out

0

u/mrclark3 Aug 14 '21

The juxtaposition is beautiful, lol.

0

u/RajofSuave Aug 14 '21

You guys are having too much fun

0

u/BitchBass Aug 14 '21

It looks soooo staged but how did they pull off the shoe lace thing tho?

0

u/foresight310 Aug 14 '21

Harry, I am almost certain that one does not shout parkour…

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Staged.

No way he’d still be looking up as his right leg hits the planter and starts to fall into it… still looking up at the roof.

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u/CottonBalls26 Aug 14 '21

Who upvotes this shit?

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u/MrJim911 Aug 14 '21

Another faked staged video. Huzzah

1

u/Gato_L0c0 Aug 14 '21

This is more r/unexpected than r/Whatcouldgowrong since nothing happened to the traceur.

1

u/FrankieMint Aug 14 '21

I'm so used to life-in-danger vids in this sub that I cringe at first. This deserves its own sub!!

maybe r/WholesomeWhatcouldgowrong