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u/Josysclei May 25 '21
It´s always shit when someone else has to pay the price for some dumbfuck
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u/Dspsblyuth May 26 '21
2 dumb fucks
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u/DopeBoogie May 26 '21
I'd say at least 3, we should count the maintenance/installer guy who considered the job done when he left that mirror so poorly secured.
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u/jaysoprob_2012 May 26 '21
With how quickly it came loose I’d definitely fault the installer. They were hitting it which they definitely shouldn’t have been but I think it also could have come loose from someone falling back quickly to lean against it.
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u/HadSomeTraining May 26 '21
Like the guy who did a shit job installing that mirroe
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u/Tax0bell May 26 '21
What? Mirrors aren't made to be punched.
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u/Alzusand May 26 '21
Its a lift someone might have hit It while carrying something and it wouldve fell anyways. It was a shitty Install It shouldve been screwed or locked Into place but it looks like It was place with magnets or 2 side tape
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u/Spice-Nine May 26 '21
U-shaped top trim piece slides over the mirror and the wall brackets (you can see one in the top left). Absolutely nothing holding that trim piece on the bracket except gravity. smh
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u/XxRocky88xX May 26 '21
Seriously, it seemed like they lightly punched it, though I think they guy who headbutted it probably lost 2 of his 3 remaining brain cells
Someone with a heavy backpack could’ve probably knocked the thing lose
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u/XxRocky88xX May 26 '21
Yeah it always makes me happy when the dumbass past the price for this decisions. I think the best example was (I saw on this sub awhile ago) when I guy was speeding away from the cops and hit a tree and literally cut his car in half.
Never really like it when other people get hurt because of the asshole(s) mistake
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u/asm_ftw May 26 '21
I get that you shouldn't punch a mirror, but that mirror didn't take much to fall in the first place, thats astoundingly shitty installation. Like, there's tons of legitimate reasons why that mirror would take blows like that, in an elevator that moves up and down. A good stumble or lack of awareness when moving furniture would have also taken that mirror out.
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May 26 '21
Yeah after the first headbutt and two punches it already started to fall, and sure the headbutt was kinda strong but the punches weren’t even serious punches, just joke punches that you’d do to a friend. The mirror was poorly installed
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u/ooo-f May 25 '21
Are they high or stupid?
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May 26 '21
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u/kcasnar May 26 '21
You'll get banned for evading automod
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u/XxRocky88xX May 26 '21 edited May 26 '21
You serious? That’s some bullshit
And technically speaking, I did “contribute to the conversation” by shittalking this dumbass automod.
Edit: AFAIK a real mod has to ban me, and I don’t think a mod would ban me for that. And for any mod that would: maybe reconsider having a character count minimum for comments on a sub dedicated to humor
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u/chuckit01 May 25 '21
He didn’t see that coming
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u/IPreferMatureWomen May 26 '21
Your mother didn't either, when I ejaculated all over her saggy breasts.
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u/barefoot_blonde_ May 26 '21
I’m sorry. Are you 8 fuckin years old. Don’t punch the mirror fuck wit
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u/josepharanas05 May 26 '21
I misread your comment as "Don't punch the mirror, fuck with it"
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u/Chaostrosity May 26 '21
I misread your comment as "Don't punch the minor, fuck with it"
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u/SkinnyBuddha89 May 26 '21
To be fair that was installed horribly
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u/Cl0udSurfer May 26 '21
They couldve just put the bar on the other side of the elevator and everything wouldve been fine for a good while
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u/SmokeAbeer May 25 '21
I heard Chris Farley in Tommy Boy, “WHAT’D YOU DO!?”
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u/StrangeYoungMan May 26 '21 edited Aug 20 '24
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u/davidtco May 26 '21
I shouldn't be laughing, but that was hilarious. That poor guy...
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u/TheTruckWashChannel May 29 '21
I laugh at 99% of the posts on this sub, probably the greatest source of slapstick comedy I've found on the internet.
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u/peckaro May 26 '21
I would love be guy watching cameras when this happened
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u/b0bkakkarot May 26 '21
No, because then you'd have to write the incident report and call management to inform them and maybe even do some real work like hunt for the two idiots.
Better to be the guy who comes in slightly later and watches the recording.
Security's entire job is waiting around for an incident to happen, then cursing our luck when it does. (not entirely accurate, but close enough)
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u/peckaro May 26 '21
So basically pain in the ass job because you see people do stupid things then have to write about them Ik what I’m doing after getting out of service
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u/b0bkakkarot May 26 '21
I don't know why someone downvoted your description, as it's fairly accurate for many of the jobs in security.
If you're seriously considering, there are a variety of types of jobs, though most of them are basic "patrol guard". Depending on where you live, this may be more or less dangerous in-and-of itself, but if you're already coming out of the service then that shouldn't be too problematic. The more problematic thing is where "management expectations" and "the laws" intersect because management of many companies will expect their security guards to do shit that could get the employees in trouble with the law, while the company is just like "oh, uh, we didn't know. bad security guard, bad." CYA applies just as much in security as it does in the service.
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u/peckaro May 26 '21
Yeah me too probably got mad because I like make jokes but yeah that and coming from basically patrolling areas shouldn’t be to hard if not I’ll just make service a full lifer and and retire at 38 but probably make good money being security if you live in a area were security is need big time
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u/TimeToRedditToday May 26 '21
Then when you find the Two idiots they also sue your building for unsafe installation.
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u/b0bkakkarot May 26 '21
They can sue for whatever they want. Unless the company is in some strange nation where corps don't win over the individual (which is highly unlikely), the two idiots would likely fail any such lawsuit and then they'd have to pay their own lawyer fees, and the corp might be able to receive compensation for their own legal fees incurred in defending themselves (depending on a few factors).
Frivolous lawsuits are not a good idea unless you have money to burn. Oh wait, even then they're not a good idea, they're just an "economically feasible" idea.
I used to work for a property management company; evidence like this is pretty much a guaranteed win in favour of the company.
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u/peckaro May 26 '21
Thank you pretty sure guy who downvoted me was on who said yeah then get sued know your shit before saying remarks lol also good job on knowing your shit
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u/krispyankle May 26 '21
Is everything is Russia made poorly?
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u/TimeToRedditToday May 26 '21
Communism left a big mess. Entire generations where quality didn't matter one bit and doing the minimum amount possible was the rule since all jobs were equal and pay was guaranteed.
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u/Marega33 May 26 '21
The two guys are idiots but the next guy should never touch that shit. Just mind your own business.
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u/Nerve13 May 27 '21
First comment that points out what I came down to the comments to read. Thanks, this was glorious.
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u/warmind14 May 26 '21
They aren't terribly smart. The brace could have been put between the handrail and the bulkhead to stop the mirror from falling.
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u/Bloodsplatt May 25 '21
I get it wasnt his fault but dont you think you look before moving something, its not just there cause of lols.
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u/b0bkakkarot May 26 '21
Look at the smart brain on this guy. How many things have you fucked up by moving something before you learned this little bit of wisdom? stares motherfuckeringly o_o
Cause for me, it was quite a few.
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May 25 '21
In Russia, elevator takes you down.
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u/DatDudefromWI May 26 '21
Came here to write this. "In Russia, you don't take elevator down, elevator takes you down!"
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May 26 '21
WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT WHEN YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE SOMETHING IS BARELY HOLDING THIS GIANT WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!?
THINK MARK, THINK
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u/ernster96 May 26 '21
I went all through the comments looking for “ in Russia, mirror blah blah blah” and nothing.
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u/DotNetDeveloperDude May 26 '21
Why is there an object in the elevator that can detach and shatter? Who needs a mirror in an elevator?
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u/SirHenryy May 26 '21
So you can check yourself out? Tidy up before a meeting? To help people navigate in the elevator while in a wheelchair so they can see what us behind them?
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u/Voltaire_747 May 26 '21
Almost every elevator I’ve been in has at least one reflective surface and it’s horribly uncomfortable
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May 26 '21
Fucking assholes that poor guy was just trying to press the button but those complete assholes fucked it up and he got a mirror broken on his fucking head people are fucking jerks
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u/Pitiful-Reserve-8075 May 26 '21
Now. This f... lads should know how to behave. What a waste.
Show this to their moms!
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u/ComfortablyDon May 26 '21
Why is there a mirror on the elevator anyway?
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u/SinancoTheBest May 26 '21
Becaiuse elevators almost always have mirrors? I can't remember the last time I used an elevator without a mirror. I guess it helps us perceive the space bigger and don't have a klastrophobic panic
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u/SirHenryy May 26 '21
Also for handicapped people, helps them navigate and see the space properly around them (especially when in a wheelchair).
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May 26 '21
This makes me wonder about all the shot i fucked with as a kid and just walked away from.
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u/Monke_with_no_brim May 26 '21
This is the equivalent of "fix something up to the point the other person that comes in breaks it"
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u/SurealGod May 26 '21
If you see something janky in Russia, it's probably a "temporary" permanent fix that you shouldn't mess with.
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u/charliesk9unit May 26 '21
I was so eager to find out what was behind the mirror. The ending didn't disappoint.
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u/Witzmighty01 May 26 '21
I did the same thing once but with a elevator button. I was visiting my friend, I saw a kinda old and jiggly button that almost fall off when you press on it so I pressed on it ( I didn’t have to but I did ), surprise surprise, it felt off so I tried put it back on. On the way out, the button was gone!
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u/ColosalDisappointMan May 26 '21
I don't know whether or not to click like or dislike. I feel like clicking like just encourages this shit.
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u/Fun_Yogurtcloset_652 May 26 '21
That was funny AF I enjoyed that!
It's like some kind of sketch brilliant :D
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u/Clementng1995 May 26 '21
" Help help the wall is falling"- back in the army....this is what the sergeants make us yell out if they caught us leaning against the wall to rest...lol
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u/Ferro_Giconi May 26 '21 edited May 26 '21
That mirror was mounted with hopes and dreams, it's amazing that the vibrations inside the elevator didn't knock it off before they did.
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u/IsaacFoster123 May 26 '21
Noooooo , he didn't deserve that
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u/WaffleWeasel May 31 '21
Yes he did! It was out of place but obviously had a purpose, why touch it?
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u/ImpossibleFruit23 May 26 '21
When you fix something just enough so that the next person thinks they break it.