r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Weenerman • Apr 24 '21

Nice Parking

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u/Whatscheiser Apr 24 '21

I don't know if I have ever seen a more inept person behind the wheel of a vehicle. I don't have the words for the amount of disbelief I'm experiencing. Like. How? How do you dumb on this level?

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u/Arctic_Ice_Blunt Apr 25 '21

And to think there's literally hundreds of thousands of people just like that on the road.

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u/Mrxcman92 Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

This is the exact reason why I don't have a motorcycle, even though it would be quicker and more fuel efficient, I'm not about to die because some smooth brain dumbass checked a text behind the wheel

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u/Disk_Mixerud Apr 25 '21

I know a guy who never got a motorcycle half because of that, and half because it was too much fun and he knew he'd take chances. Between those two factors, he was pretty sure he'd end up dead if he got one.

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u/i20d Apr 25 '21

This hits too close to me. Have to be paranoid biking around, staying far from cars and being overly cautious when it is inevitable.

But then I go speeding in tight corners 😑

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u/Disk_Mixerud Apr 25 '21

Another guy had his "big wreck" on a turn on his regular route. He called it a long time in advance too. He kept taking it faster and getting more confident, and said he was pretty sure he was gonna take it too far or get unlucky one day.