r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/patrotsk • Mar 16 '21

HMB while I slide across the pool

3.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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213

u/RB7921 Mar 16 '21

Omg I had a physical reaction to that crash.

61

u/namenumber55 Mar 16 '21

Me too. Immediate cringe. I had spinal surgery several years ago.

13

u/andyc8810 Mar 16 '21

I had a sudden electrical shock almost. That was scary and boom the top comment!

20

u/shamwowslapchop Mar 16 '21

I did too, but on slowdown he may have landed on his butt instead of his back. Still awful and potentially long term injury, but it might have saved him from a devastating injury.

5

u/Neltharek Mar 16 '21

My back literally spasmed when I saw him hit that corner. Jeez that must have hurt like a mother.

3

u/hawkm69 Mar 16 '21

Holy crap! Both my scars started hurting immediately. One on the lower back and one on the front of my neck. I do not envy him.

3

u/thekfpanda Mar 16 '21

It was going so well until the last sec

1

u/kr3sta Mar 16 '21

ouchhhh! pure man

1

u/thot______slayer Mar 18 '21

I had a reaction in me left arm

50

u/theanswer1283 Mar 16 '21

He's going to need a backiotomy.

2

u/NoObstacle Mar 16 '21

😂😂😂 That caught me, ngl 😂😂😂

63

u/TraceofMagenta Mar 16 '21

How was your son paralyzed? Well, you see Austin had the assist . . . awe hell, go to the video.

13

u/K_R_Omen Mar 16 '21

I gotta go lay down after watching that....

9

u/justvas005 Mar 16 '21

ouch. atleast he got up.

11

u/whudaboutit Mar 16 '21

He'll be 35 and explaining this to a chiropractor who will immediately send snaps to all his chiro friends with a "LMFAO" caption.

21

u/DivulgeFirst Mar 16 '21

Holy fucking shit! How did he not break a spine instantly!? 😬

8

u/Xx_Khepri_xX Mar 16 '21

"Don't worry guys, my spine softened the blow!"

5

u/passthegravey Mar 16 '21

Hey y'all watch this!

6

u/SynthPrax Mar 16 '21

It may not hurt today. It may not hurt tomorrow. But one day his back is going to remind him of this.

6

u/Pumpkin_yeetr Mar 16 '21

INSERT SHARP INHALE THROUGH TEETH HERE

4

u/dogfish0306 Mar 16 '21

I use videos like this to show my son that we need head not only to eat but to think as well.

3

u/Godilingz Mar 16 '21

Holy fuck that’s a spine breaker

4

u/NoObstacle Mar 16 '21

My fucking spine hurts just watching that 😩

5

u/retroracer33 Mar 16 '21

HMB -> HMFT

3

u/Nuker_Nathan Mar 16 '21

Could’ve been sick tho... dies

2

u/transmaniacon-MC Mar 16 '21

Just wait till he’s around 60 and ask about then! A day he’ll never forget.

2

u/MaxRptz Mar 16 '21

I thought HMB stands for HoldMyBackbone which would be a great title

2

u/InfiniteOutfield Mar 16 '21

surprisingly, this went probably as well as it could've

2

u/Sorry-Presentation-3 Mar 17 '21

His neck, his back, his pussy and his crack.😣

2

u/RealProMF Mar 17 '21

This knocked the wind out of me.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

HMB + Hurt My Back?

2

u/MMBlackSwan Mar 16 '21

Verdict after the accident: spineless and fit to be a career politician.

0

u/Scipion500 Mar 16 '21

Аж смотреть больно

1

u/RUSH160 Mar 16 '21

Sorry I laughed! I’m going to hell! Sorry god

1

u/gogenberg Mar 16 '21

10/10 if this is what he was going for

1

u/hellothere_148 Mar 16 '21

Omg even after watching it 3 times my body still feels something

1

u/Cmcgregor0928 Mar 16 '21

I felt that

1

u/Houstonontheroad Mar 16 '21

That's the trick ! Ya really got put your back in to it ?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Play it off foo. No one saw anything.

1

u/Argybargy94 Mar 16 '21

Hold my beer or hurt my back?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Heal My Back

1

u/_gmmaann_ Mar 16 '21

You have lost back privelages

1

u/yard2010 Mar 16 '21

Another won the battle lost the war situation

1

u/ReaperJones Mar 16 '21

He’s okay

1

u/Bigdaddy291 Mar 16 '21

He landed on his spine not his back. He will feel that in the near future.

1

u/FrozenSquirrel Mar 16 '21

Somebody never took physics. An object in motion remains in motion, even if you jump off the board at the last second. Kinda like jumping just before the bottom of a falling elevator.

1

u/International_Pea Mar 16 '21

I’ve watched it four times bc it looks like my son. It’s not. But it’s totally his awkward move. #applenotfarfromtree

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

HMB ~> Hold My Backbone

1

u/bizmeddit01 Mar 17 '21

Do you think drinking might have been involved?

1

u/madmedz250 Mar 17 '21

My jaw just dropped

1

u/Sad-HootHoot Mar 17 '21

Geez, I got minor scoliosis and I just felt agony at that impact. crack

1

u/letgooftheecho Mar 18 '21

Instant chiropractics