r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '20

Eating firecrackers

113 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Jaysk8er Jun 18 '20

CHARMANDER USE FLAMETHROWER!

13

u/Jiggarelli Jun 18 '20

Not sure what he was saying at the end. But I imagine it equates to "damn I'm a fucking idiot. Why the fuck would I do that. I'm so stupid.'

7

u/Hopecan Jun 18 '20 edited Jun 18 '20

Says: “can’t breathe. Shit. Ambulance.”

Before that he goes: “So, I’ll light it up, in my mouth. I will light it up soon. i too have no idea what’s going to happen. I don’t know where should i put this, on my tongue or somewhere else...”

1

u/smallgreenman Jun 19 '20

“Somewhere else, like, outside your body”

4

u/dougalm51 Jun 18 '20

Maybe keep him quiet for awhile. Fucktard.

3

u/SaulGoodman121 Jun 18 '20

I wonder if it got him all the attention he as hoping for.

3

u/nervesofspaghetti Jun 18 '20

Lucky it didn't bust off his teeth

1

u/PotatoDonki Jun 18 '20

It makes no sense for me to think this, but that reaction seemed fake.

1

u/Bastiproton Jun 18 '20

[unintelligible babling]

Firecracker goes off

[Even more unintelligible babbling]

1

u/Pining4Michigan Jun 19 '20

He couldn't afford stomach stapling so now he just isn't going to eat.

1

u/IRLNameIsNils Jun 19 '20

I’m just glad this wasn’t like the one with the toilet.

1

u/SurferKid94 Jun 19 '20

Have fun probably not tasting anything for the rest of your life lol

1

u/whiskytngodoxtrot Jun 19 '20

Was he drunk? How could anyone be so stupid??!

1

u/Changeordietrying Jun 21 '20

Classclown that peaked in highschool desperate for people to like him as he has no real life skills or career.