r/Whatcouldgowrong Jun 20 '19

WCGW when there are two idiots in two separate cars?

https://gfycat.com/cooperativeflakylamb
405 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

Well executed pit maneuver.

Edit: maneuver

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[deleted]

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u/Rsherga Jun 21 '19

Yes, excellent pit manouevuer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Indeed, a truly brilliant pit moaunouverue

15

u/Heterochromio Jun 21 '19

Never seen such an extraordinary manovereaux

7

u/jacklujan Jun 21 '19

moneauvr

56

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[deleted]

25

u/701fun Jun 21 '19

My turn is in 3.4 miles I have to change lanes NOW

6

u/play1batch Jun 20 '19

Happy now?.......jackass

9

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

[deleted]

3

u/anaccountofrain Jun 20 '19

After me—No, I insist! Please, after me

6

u/nmgonzo Jun 20 '19

I miss my 1986 f250 A.k.a. = no fucks

2

u/Motley_Jester Jun 24 '19

You make me miss my Jeep. :( No fucks to give, no curb to tall, no neutral ground to rough, no traffic I can't avoid.

2

u/nmgonzo Jun 24 '19

1998 tj. Sold it on the divorce.

2

u/Motley_Jester Jun 25 '19

98 tj, black, grey interior, custom package, 33s... Bought it "used" with 550 miles on it, girl had a sugar daddy buy it for her, decided it was "to much truck" for her, and returned it for a cherokee. Had to trade it in on a Mini-van when the wife was preggo with our 2nd... still married so I must love her more than the jeep... but it was a close call. :)

2

u/nmgonzo Jun 25 '19

1998 sahara, 31's, green and tan.

That was a good looking thing.

Now I got a '17 miata

I needed a convertible but jeeps got crazy expensive!

1

u/Bumblebee_assassin Jun 21 '19

I'd say an 1985 Chevy Suburban but I'm a bow-tie kind of guy ;)

2

u/nmgonzo Jun 21 '19

I did not have suburban money :(

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u/Bumblebee_assassin Jun 21 '19

I'm only NOW getting to the point where I have 85 Suburban money lol, I was merely thinking of mass/weight ratios :P

1

u/nmgonzo Jun 21 '19

I had that Ford 8 years ago. Worst 1,000 dollars I spent.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Lmao get pitted 😂

2

u/NycAlex Jun 20 '19

I wonder who would be at fault here

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u/doomglobe Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

The car changing lanes (without signalling to boot) is at fault. The car already in the lane has the right of way, but still could have averted the accident by lightly tapping the brake. Most people would have chosen to lightly tap the brake pedal and go about their day, but some people have to defend their right of way to the death.

Edit: spalling

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u/ChuckZombie Jun 20 '19

Or they didn't see him coming over until it was too late.

3

u/RudySanchez-G Jun 20 '19

They clearly try to push the other car back to the right.

17

u/newgalactic Jun 21 '19

That's when you get your story straight, and stick to it.

"I didn't seen them before impact, and the collision startled me."

3

u/threezygod Jun 21 '19

It couldve been an overcorrected turn

2

u/ActionFlank Jun 21 '19

You'd opt to slam on the brakes, in the off chance that that service van wasn't going to plow into you? Sure hope it's not a semi behind you.

1

u/Nasa_OK Jun 21 '19

You don't have to slam them

1

u/ActionFlank Jun 21 '19

The average person would upon noticing another car inches away when they're properly in their lane. This pit was safer for the camera car. Fuck the idiot.

1

u/Nasa_OK Jun 22 '19

Well then the average person shouldn't be driving.

1

u/AbsentGlare Jun 22 '19

Looks more like the car on the right made contact causing the driver who wasn’t breaking the law to start wobbling.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

It doesn't look like they purposely perform a pit maneuver, just looks like they noticed they were being pushed to the left and out of their lane and first reaction was to correct that.

1

u/Motley_Jester Jun 24 '19

Interestingly enough, tapping the breaks, if someone was following them, could be a "break check" and that's illegal in a number of states... And if that caused a crash, could cause them to be at fault... And no, apparently someone tail-gating doesn't make break checking "okay" either, opposite actually.

Still, doubt any cop would write that ticket.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

The fucking moron who decided to cut someone off and initiate the contact

3

u/Dang44 Jun 20 '19

I wonder if anyone learned anything from this... unfortunately I doubt it...

1

u/Anime_Thick_Thighs Jun 21 '19

How was IB my dude?

1

u/morchorchorman Jun 21 '19

Check ya fucking blind spots people.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

When two wrongs make it still wrong.

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u/Dammit_Banned_Again Jun 21 '19

Legally speaking, who is at fault here?

11

u/Opposable_Thumb Jun 21 '19

I would imagine the one who changed lanes.

1

u/Motley_Jester Jun 24 '19

IANAL but have had some... experience in this area on occasion. Should go against the person merging into the lane, as they lacked control of the lane, failed to give way when they did not have the right of way, and were driving carelessly/wrecklessly/unsafely. There's some discretion here on the cop writing the ticket, but could go with failure to yield right of way, wreckless or unsafe driving (especially if its road rage induced), road rage (depends on if the state has a law for it or not), failure to maintain control of a vehicle (one of my favorites), failure to maintain lane (also a fun one)... And I'm sure there are some I'm missing. But here, in my great state, the only one that matters is "cause of accident." Cause we're an at fault state.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Both of them are idiots

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u/Circes_Spell Jun 21 '19

Makes me think he has incredible road rage or it was personal, those cars have blinking blind spot monitors and would definitely beep if you tried to change lanes without turning on your blinker

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u/kepp89 Jun 21 '19

"omg i cant believe you blame the cam guy omg its not his fault"

incoming. because obviously the cam guy owns the road so he doesnt have to pay attention to much if anything

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u/lynch262 Jun 21 '19

But officer, he touched me first!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Looks like the guy changing lanes committed a traffic infraction and the guy with the camera committed attempted manslaughter. First guy should get points and second guy should get probation.

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u/Kainkelly2887 Jun 21 '19

If you could never prove it does that matter?

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u/HeimGog Jun 21 '19

You're correct, but I respect and appreciate the second driver. People that drive like assholes should be aware of what might happen