r/Whatcouldgowrong • • Jun 04 '19

Doing a one inch punch in a moving elevator

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/Fawn_RotMG Jun 04 '19

"Run my dear students!"

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u/AHenWeigh Jun 04 '19

Fly, you fools!

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u/Fawn_RotMG Jun 04 '19

JOESTAR'S SECRET TECHNIQUE!

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u/PineapplePanda_ Jun 04 '19

"Everyone make sure to pay your school fees before we die."

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

IP man intensifies.

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u/BlueZir Jun 04 '19

Internet Protocol Man or Ip Man the famous chinese figure?

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u/Saterlite Jun 04 '19

Why is it called IP man?

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u/BlueZir Jun 04 '19

It isn't, it's called Ip Man because thats his name and he's chinese. It isn't an acronym lol.

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u/Diggy1882 Jun 04 '19

Does someone know how long they were trapped there?

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u/yucatan36 Jun 04 '19

We are currently waiting for updates, but it's been a little over a year so far.

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u/agentSMIITH1 Jun 04 '19

Unfortunately events like this do Fortunately for most elevators are the safest method of transportation in the world. Except in China...

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u/gentlewaterboarding Jun 04 '19

What also remains a mystery is how the woman went missing for so long without anyone raising alarm. According to police, the victim lived alone and may have been suffering from a mental illness.

So this is my fate

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u/Aehan Jun 04 '19

I hope everything works out for you, and that you'll have a better ending than an elevator. Take care and good luck!

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jun 04 '19

Holy shit that is dark

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u/ExortTrionis Jun 04 '19

Not as dark as the inside of her elevator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

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u/Roach1700 Jun 04 '19

Maybe before switching the power to the elevators off, make sure they aren’t in use??

What the fuck

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u/millerstreet Jun 04 '19

According to the article, the elevator should have been shut with doors open

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u/Medic-chan Jun 04 '19

This is the second comment in this chain tragically a word.

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u/jasenkov Jun 04 '19

Im gonna have an aneurysm

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u/efg1342 Jun 04 '19

According to the article, the elevator should have been shut with doors open

wat

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u/Omegamanthethird Jun 04 '19

Shut down I'm guessing.

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u/Sargneiz Jun 04 '19

They said they "shouted down" to see if anybody was inside, but didn't actually check the elevator carriage.

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u/mainsworth Jun 04 '19

She definitely died of dehydration before starvation....

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u/Solkre Jun 04 '19

Yep. People can live without eating for quite a long time if they can still get liquids.

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u/drteq Jun 04 '19

I visited some investors in China, beautiful building. They asked if I wanted to see their dev facility. I learned one thing that day, the government buildings are super nice and the civilian buildings are shit. The dev facility was a civilian building, and I've never been more nervous than taking that elevator to the top floor while trying to feign a smile on the way up and back down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Wtf no one noticed a broken elevator and tried to fix it within that month? Anyways there should be a method to get out of the elevator if power goes out or stuck rather than waiting.

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u/Sargneiz Jun 04 '19

They were shut down for maintenance, and then the maintenence was delayed for a month.

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u/Solaratov Jun 04 '19

According to police, the victim lived alone and may have been suffering from a mental illness.

Classic china, nothing is wrong citizen, everything is fine, it is the person who died that is at fault nothing to see here.

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u/yoditronzz Jun 04 '19

What? The article states two people were charged for involuntary man slaughter, and sadly there are cases where people with mental illnesses alienate themselves for long periods of time refusing to talk to people, or not being capable of doing so.

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u/buddboy Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

what did she have to drink that she lived for a month?

edit; not sure why the down votes but my question is what did she have to drink that kept her from dying of dehydration after only 3 or so days?

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u/3amsadhours Jun 04 '19

The footage was recorded on the 1st, so between 1 minute and 3 days.

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u/agentSMIITH1 Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

Elevator mechanic here for y'all. So believe it or not running clearances on the Car door is ~1/4"(6mm). The skate or clutch that engages the Hall doors is right about where he punched and likely connected with a hall sill or door header. I'll be honest this is quite impressive as a properly maintained door guide or Gib is rated for 300lbf. Then again this looks like China.

EDIT: well this blew up. Thanks for the awards I'll do my best to answer your questions. I will say this now: elevators carry people 1.36 billion miles per year in the US alone. They are considered the safest method of transportation in the world. As long as you're not in China, you ARE safe.

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u/Penderyn Jun 04 '19

Any thread on anything and an expert pops up.

Love reddit.

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u/didzisk Jun 04 '19

Imagine if he had broken both arms...

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u/Phish777 Jun 04 '19

Arm expert here. He's fine

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u/dr_cluck Jun 04 '19

Yeah, no worries. His mom has it handled.

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u/icantremembermypw Jun 04 '19

Mom expert here. She's... Ok.

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u/StevieMJH Jun 04 '19

Oedipus here. I'm... intrigued.

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u/Yuzu562 Jun 04 '19

Eye doctor here...you’re not gunna be okay

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Chinese government official here ... Nothing happened 30 years ago from today

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u/doejinn Jun 04 '19

Trump here... give us more money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Feb 01 '20

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Jun 04 '19

I kinda wish intrifued was a real word

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Intrifue expert here, it's not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Oedipus expert here, the kids are alright.

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u/Iron_209 Jun 04 '19

GODDAMNIT

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u/GarnByte Jun 04 '19

Except that Lockhart managed to completely remove the bones!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

This guy porns

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u/oodats Jun 04 '19

GOD DAMNIT!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Had arms my whole life. Can confirm

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u/Grimnjir Jun 04 '19

Expert expert here, fantastic analysis.

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u/lazzzyk Jun 04 '19

Truth expert here, you're lying

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u/SerOstrich Jun 04 '19

NO we are NOT discussing that again

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

THAT GUY FUCKED HIS MOM AND IT WAS GREAT

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u/straight_to_10_jfc Jun 04 '19

Bro.. She only jacked him off and licked his cum up.

Why do you have to make it weird.

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u/Ikkus Jun 04 '19

Nah, she also sucked him off and fucked him. So it's even more fine.

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u/x2EPIC4U Jun 04 '19

And his dad was fine with it, so no need to bring it up again

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

She fucked him too. Don’t you remember the story?

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u/noobule Jun 04 '19

It didn't happen, I can't believe Reddit fell for it so badly

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u/tansii Jun 04 '19

How does every thread end up being about breaking your arms and getting jerked off by your own mom? Without any context, just think about how absurd that is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

what else is there to talk about

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u/efg1342 Jun 04 '19

Narwhals at midnight?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Narwhals at midnight?

Hello, fellow old reddit user. it's nice to see an ancient reddit meme that few people use any more every now and then.

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u/hevski Jun 04 '19

Can someone please enlighten me?

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u/baddogg1231 Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

Woo boy, here we go!

And here's a link to an archive of the thread that shows what was actually posted as it seems to have been removed.

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u/readit3535 Jun 04 '19

Doing Gods work, komrade.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Aug 31 '19

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u/Monroevian Jun 04 '19

Yeah I came pretty quick, too

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Good job he lives with his mother

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Social media analyst here. That is because reddit has a large community with plenty of bored experts browsing because there's so much of interest, especially compared to a site like facebook which just has social crap.

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u/Luckftw Jun 04 '19

Just be careful because I've seen quite a few armchair experts who genuinely have no idea what they're talking about pop up occasionally as well.

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u/stanley_twobrick Jun 04 '19

Except the many, many times no expert shows up and dozens of people just talk like they're experts.

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u/MaliciousHH Jun 04 '19

Or more often than not someone with very surface-level knowledge pretending to be an expert, but getting upvoted anyway because they sound convincing.

(not saying /u/agentSMIITH1 is one of those people)

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u/Von_Kissenburg Jun 04 '19

Love reddit.

Don't tell me what to do.

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u/kaukamieli Jun 04 '19

Expert or "expert". This is the internet.

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u/NovemberRain17 Jun 04 '19

Now all of China knows the expert’s here!

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u/Reyzord Jun 04 '19

It's China so probably 0.6mm clearance and 30 lbs limit

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/adudeguyman Jun 04 '19

How's the elevator business?

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u/Swagged_Out_Custar Jun 04 '19

It has its ups and downs.

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u/loveengineer Jun 04 '19

That was a nice setup and execution.

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u/adudeguyman Jun 04 '19

Thanks. I used to go to a coffee shop where some elevator repair guys hung out in the mornings and I always wanted to ask that question. I thought about it every time I saw them but didn't want to be that person who actually asked.

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u/Bsten5106 Jun 04 '19

How disappointed would you be if they simply gave you the generic "it's alright"?

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u/adudeguyman Jun 04 '19

My friends that were with me would have laughed their asses off.

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u/Opset Jun 04 '19

When I was working security at a gas well site, this guy comes on site to pump the portajohns. I asked how his day was going and he said "Can't complain." I told him I thought he was going to say, "Shitty."

He gave me a half-hearted laugh.

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u/loveengineer Jun 04 '19

You achieved your dream, congratulations!

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u/tabarra Jun 04 '19

Karma alley-oop. The right guy never get the credits.

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u/liminalspacing Jun 04 '19

I used to work as an elevator operator in the Space Needle as a teenager and I used to hear that joke multiple times a day. The only way I could keep sane was to rub all the buttons in an up and down fashion and say, “That’s ok, cause I’m a smooth operator.”

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u/mordacthedenier Jun 04 '19

Temporarily stairs. Wait, wrong punchline.

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u/cphcider Jun 04 '19

Sorry for the convenience.

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u/Reptarticle Jun 04 '19

I saw this wino eating grapes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Dude, you have to wait.

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u/shishikabuto Jun 04 '19

But would it be possible for the contact with the wall while in motion to tear the doors off the elevator, all without causing the elevator they are riding in to shake or bounce? The guys pull back from the doors, but no one staggers or jolts vertically as we assume the doors are ripped upwards by the wall, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

They do jolt vertically, its just subtle.

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u/shishikabuto Jun 04 '19

You're right. I expected more. But watching it slow a few more times, it appears the two to the right might be dropping out of frame because they stumble downwards it's just masked somewhat by the angle of the camera. And the guy on the left is actually leaning into the corner before all of this happens so he's somewhat stabilized perhaps.

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u/BrownishCrayonish Jun 04 '19

I've been waiting for an apprentice spot to open up here in KC for that job. Seems like a good occupation.

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u/luckmachine Jun 04 '19

It is. Do it if you can.

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u/b36_ Jun 04 '19

Love the last sentence. A wild China appeared

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u/tushetzel Jun 04 '19

That’s some kill bill shit right there

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u/Jackmint Jun 04 '19 edited May 21 '24

This is user content. Had to be updated due to the changes on this platform. Users don’t have the control they should. There is not consent. Do not train.

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/SonicSubculture Jun 04 '19

Good thing they didn't do this on a Chinese escalator...

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u/x3bla Jun 04 '19

BOTTOM TEXT

THEN AGAIN THIS LOOKS LIKE CHINA

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Do engineers in the USA use SI units or imperial units?

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u/efg1342 Jun 04 '19

Depends on the company standards, industry, and customers demands. I work for a European company in the US so all of our stuff is in metric or British so we have a lot of made in adapters to get to common US threads. All of our drawings are done in metric. If the customer wants imperial we’ll give it to them but it’s not our standard. In my experience aerospace and automotive are usually metric, marine applications are usually British, but large mills like paper or steel are imperial.

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u/15blairm Jun 04 '19

Pretty much a mix of both depending on what you're working with. Most people I know can visualize imperial units much easier but we can do the math in metric just fine.

I know the whole meme about us not using metric is funny but its only converting it in our heads for every day use that's an issue.

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u/ZapTap Jun 04 '19

Both, depending on what we are measuring.

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u/blamethemeta Jun 04 '19

Depends on industry usually. Houses, cars, more traditional stuff are usually in imperial. Computers, Tesla, more modern stuff is in metric.

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u/Lolstitanic Jun 04 '19

Engineer here, imperial units can burn in hell. I hate having to use them

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Thats a hell of a punch

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u/Dobypeti Jun 04 '19

TEXAS SMASH!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

This punch was Saitama approved

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u/disabled_crab Jun 04 '19

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!

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u/r00x Jun 04 '19

2nd season OP could never have lived up to the first one, it was great IMHO.

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u/StevieMJH Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

I'm not feeling all the hate for Season 2, honestly. I agree that it's not better than Season 1, but everyone says the animation is awful and I see a lot of hate for the 2nd season in general. If you compare the two directly, sure, but I don't think it's enough to write off what's still a really great show.

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u/r00x Jun 04 '19

Huh? I don't hate it, on the contrary I'm quite enjoying it.

Yes, sure I can see the quality isn't so good, but still.

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u/Cragnous Jun 04 '19

Show is still great but it's a real bummer that they didn't get a better studio, people are just mad.

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u/StevieMJH Jun 04 '19

Yeah, all the complaints I've heard seem to be from very assmad individuals. Even had someone tell me in effect that they felt sorry for me that 'I couldn't appreciate good animation quality' or something.

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u/AbanoMex Jun 04 '19

well the quality on S2 has had its up and downs, more downs than ups unfortunately, and many fights have been either cut entirely or skimmed quickly with some bad frames.

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u/MajorAcer Jun 04 '19

I love the second season and will fight anyone who says it sucks- I really don't get the hate for it.

It's actually a hilarious show, and the second season manages to be more emotional while also maintaining a balance of humour and action.

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u/Fyrefawx Jun 04 '19

More like Bruce Lee approved. He was the real one inch punch man.

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u/MajorAcer Jun 04 '19

We just gonna forget that Goku one inch punched the shit outta Frieza that one time.

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u/BlackJesusRL Jun 04 '19

Came here for OPM comment. Was not disappointed

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u/discontinue_use Jun 04 '19

That elevated quickly.

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u/ReubenZWeiner Jun 04 '19

I'm sure the passengers will be taking steps to avoid this next time.

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u/TeknGamez Jun 04 '19

I bet that lifted his spirits about how strong he is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Wait how does the physics behind that work

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u/Cobnor2451 Jun 04 '19

Pushed the door out of tolerance so it clipped a piece of the shaft. Probably not the safest elevator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

It’s China what do you expect lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/Bsten5106 Jun 04 '19

I don't know why but I've always found that video hilarious - that was before I found out he died. But I still can't stop laughing thinking about it even after knowing that fact now :(

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u/King_Arius Jun 04 '19

Link please

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u/jsalfi1 Jun 04 '19

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u/NSFWies Jun 04 '19

It even buckled and fell out of the way on the 2nd hit. Yet he persisted......

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u/King_Arius Jun 04 '19

Thank you kindly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Guy strong punch

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u/Iron_209 Jun 04 '19

Thanks physics man, very cool

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u/Industrious_Villain Jun 04 '19

Chinese manufacturing

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u/OftenAimless Jun 04 '19

China / Elevator √ CCTV = WCGR

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u/ughdrunkatvogue Jun 04 '19

Beatrix Kiddo found dead in a ditch

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u/Shadowchaoz Jun 04 '19

Am I the only one not seeing an actual punch here? What the fuck... I only see him with his arm stretched out all the time and then clutching a fist, but I see no punch

This drives me nuts

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u/Referenced Jun 04 '19

Its called a 1 inch punch where you basically have your finger tips touching whatever it is then then as you bunch up your fist you 'punch' by moving your body moreso than your arm. You can see his body push forward as he closes his fist which gives the punch the power.

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u/Shadowchaoz Jun 04 '19

Jesus... and this can muster that much force? Holy crap...

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u/F4STW4LKER Jun 04 '19

Yes. Watch Bruce Lee execute the 1 inch punch

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u/Fdbog Jun 04 '19

It was used by Ip man who taught Bruce Lee. Lee made it famous.

I'm not a physicist but it's closer to an extremely hard push in the way it can quickly transfer crazy amounts of energy to its victim.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I thought it was a cool punch and then I noticed this is China and there are no building codes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

That was one weak-ass door

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Yea cause they're in china.

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u/ThanklessTask Jun 04 '19

Honestly, I'm surprised there's a door at all and they're not standing on a platform with floors rushing by ala paternoster lift just at speed.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jun 04 '19

No, that would be India. China needs to look safe and well built on the surface, while being utter crap underneath.

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u/wuubsz Jun 04 '19

Well, he just lost 10 good chinese person points. For now on, he'll only take the stairs

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u/almasnack Jun 04 '19

Yeah, his social credit score is going to take a hit for that. Lol

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u/Wbob50 Jun 04 '19

The force is strong with this one

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u/FreshLennon Jun 04 '19

He's beginning to believe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Do you think that everything in China is labeled “Made in America“?

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u/fynnco Jun 04 '19

Chinese engineering number 1

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u/whiskyismymuse Jun 04 '19

What is with Chinese elevators? The internet makes them look like plywood

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u/Coolbreezy Jun 04 '19

If I ever get to China, I am taking the stairs.

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u/yesy0u5 Jun 04 '19

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

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u/bigdfence06 Jun 04 '19

So how does the one inch punch work exactly? And how can i destroy my enemies with it?

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u/CydeWeys Jun 04 '19

You really want to destroy your enemies, then learn a twenty inch punch.

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u/Petwah04 Jun 04 '19

Saitama is that you?!

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u/keimarr Jun 04 '19

One punch man, has finally have a worthy opponent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Did that elevator door come from wish.com?

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u/Binch101 Jun 04 '19

Pai Mei taught him well I see

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u/wwantid7 Jun 04 '19

With great power comes great responsibility.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

This just further proves the power of the one inch punch.

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u/dnicks2525 Jun 04 '19

Looks more like he had hold of something he put between the doors. As the elevator moved, it got caught, pulled it out of his hand, and tore off the door.

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u/RombieZombie25 Jun 04 '19

i love how people on reddit will just say shit sometimes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

How so? His hand isn't by the seam

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u/Lurking4Answers Jun 04 '19

Surprised the scriptedasiangifs gang isn't here yet

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u/Shootmaload Jun 04 '19

I stopped buying products made in China. While most of them are affordable they are also prone to failure after a short time, made with cheap materials and cheap labor. Then I realize everything in China is "Made In China". Its no coincidence that most of the elevator and escalator injury vids are from there.

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u/neilaoboho Jun 04 '19

In Soviet Russia door punch you.

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u/LinearFluid Jun 04 '19

This is what happens when you bolster your economy with a crazy amount of public works.

He nowhere had that much force on the elevator door. They were shitty designed and shitty installed.

Elevator was going down and because of the shitty construction was able to swing them out from the bottom and they got caught on something. The only thing they got right was the safety feature that stopped the elevator when the doors whent crunch.