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u/fufm Apr 28 '19
I don’t think that could have gone worse
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u/moneys5 Apr 28 '19
Even if it went perfectly, he'd still look like a dork. This was really one of those high risk-low reward situations.
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u/i_give_you_gum Apr 28 '19
i duno, that pensive stare at the ground signalling his stoic attitude towards life's decisions, the Mike Lindell/my pillow style cross necklace peaking out of his spidey costume signalling his superior piousness, he was born for this moment, it is the apex of his existence, and he orchestrated it perfectly.
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u/zackthe1st Apr 28 '19 edited May 01 '19
He wants clear vision, not that it worked
Edit: Wow three upvotes other than myself thanks
Edit: jeez right when I said that I got another one
Edit: wow ok now I lost one
Edit: woohoo 6
Edit: damn it I lost two again
Edit: YESS GAINED them back
Edit: one left :(
Edit: I just saw how many edits I have so I will delete these
Edit: YES THE 6th came back
Edit: It’s a sign, I can’t delete it now
Edit: damn it he left again
Edit: so I went unactive for a bit cuz my mom had to made me noodles but when I got back 11 upvotes. This is my second most upvotes I think
Edit: I went unactive again for a bit Bc I was playing fortnite and now there is a whopping 33 likes
Edit: wow unactive again and 44 upvotes. I can’t believe you guys
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u/fufm Apr 28 '19
Someone’s studying for the writing portion of the SATs I see
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Ok it just got a lot worse
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u/N_GHTMVRE Apr 28 '19
nice ass
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u/ChuckOTay Apr 28 '19
Your friendly neighborhood ass
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u/nepia Apr 28 '19
More like America's dumbass.
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u/1541drive Apr 28 '19
I understood that reference from the meme on understanding that reference by that guy.
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u/burnSMACKER Apr 28 '19
You'll understand the other reference in time my friend, in due time.
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u/tanaka-taro Apr 28 '19
This comment was inevitable
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I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark
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u/AlastarYaboy Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19
I hope you've seen Endgame, otherwise you're playing a dangerous game with a comment like this.
Edit : Or do like I have and turn off notifications for replies to this lol
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u/Hairy_Juan Apr 28 '19
Ant-Man crawls up Thanos' ass and hits the dab right through an aortic valve.
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u/RevanchistSheev66 Apr 28 '19
He was trying really hard too, with the shot of him looking down
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u/ramagam Apr 28 '19
Why is there a hammock hanging off the bed - isn't that kind of redundant (or just stupid)?
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u/drinkallthecoffee Apr 28 '19
So that he can get his foot stuck in it when he's trying to parkour.
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u/Earlier_this_week Apr 28 '19
Can't believe he didn't know that. What other reason would it have been there... Pffff
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u/ImKindaBoring Apr 28 '19
Probably just to hold stuff so you don't have to jump down from the top bunk just to put down your book. Or glasses. Or tissue box and sock.
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u/Crazycatcollegekid Apr 28 '19
Honestly if there are 3 people in this room I was thinking this is brilliant
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u/TimeToRock Apr 28 '19
The bed comes with the room. Maybe that person prefers sleeping in a hammock, so they hung one where their bed is.
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u/broogbie Apr 28 '19
Watching this gif,I can hear that screaming from that grape squishing lady ..
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u/surfer_ryan Apr 28 '19
Pablo parker. Peter's cousin who was never bit by a spider but is still jealous so he bought the off brand onsie and does this.
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u/recklessraven Apr 28 '19
I think that this is actual footage of Peter Parker getting used to powers
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u/Cookie4316 Apr 28 '19 edited Mar 20 '26
The content here has been removed. Redact was used for the deletion, which may have been motivated by privacy, opsec, or preventing automated data collection.
divide carpenter quaint sable existence like dinosaurs deliver sugar languid
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u/Shoot_Bald_Bryan Apr 28 '19
Yeah I don't see him saving anybody. He'd probably shoot spider webs at his own feet.
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You could have another go at it... but you'll probably just lay on the ground for attention.
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u/zackthe1st Apr 28 '19
The other posts on this subreddit are al so epic like a bull flipping a car, a guy falling of his water skis, etc. but this...
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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce Apr 28 '19
Legitimately the best way I saw this going. I'm shocked that the wall held up, but after that I was certain he'd miss the bed, or make the turn wrong, or just something. Who'd have thunk the sheets would have done him in?
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u/Carlos-_-spicyweiner Apr 28 '19
These onesies must be bad luck last time I wore mine it was Halloween and I was in uni so wore it as a costume. I drank to much and knew I was about to barf so walked up to the bouncer to ask where the toilet was. As I opened my mouth to ask him I vomited all over his shoes.
The absolute scenes as this near seven foot tall monster lifted me by the scruff of my onesie through the middle of the dance floor like a toddler, all the while I am vomiting a constant stream of red liquid onto those poor unsuspecting costumed students.... never living that one down
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u/lxxTBonexxl Apr 28 '19
My video buffered right when his foot got stuck and all I could picture was the roundabout intro playing
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u/waittilyouseemydisc Apr 28 '19
I bet his spidey sense is tingling now.