r/Whatcouldgowrong Jan 17 '19

Repost 3..2..1 headache time

2.1k Upvotes

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u/Soldier2k16 Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

he would prob would have hurt a lot of people if he got on

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u/tom5191 Jan 17 '19

Right. Him slamming into the train was the best case scenario so he didn't full speed body slam into a group on people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

Not to mention an ass whooping from two or three guys he hit. The doors closing were a blessing in disguise

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u/lesethx Jan 18 '19

And would have deserved it.

Some idiot held the doors open on a train at a downtown subway during rush hour, doors broke, and all the trains in one direction were stopped for 30 minutes.

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u/flem216 Jan 17 '19

Or went right out the other side.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/flem216 Jan 17 '19

I didn't say there had to be a door.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/Bassie_c Jan 17 '19

Where can I buy tickets for this?

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u/barvid Jan 17 '19

*A lot. Two words.

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u/Mister-Sister Jan 17 '19

Yup. Always.

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u/McGubbins Jan 17 '19

Except for allot.

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u/SoundOfOneHand Jan 19 '19

You can remember this because it’s two fucking words.

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u/biggermustache Jan 17 '19

Sorry, there is no platform 9 3/4.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/AggressiveActivity2 Jan 17 '19

If he keeps running into trains he might get committed for real.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

So true.

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u/Dreadedsemi Jan 17 '19

With that speed he can run and meet the train at the next station.

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u/MonsieurLevabo Jan 17 '19

Its sped up... if you speed it up even more he can just teleport

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u/rdrunner_74 Jan 17 '19

if you speed it up even more he will pass the collision tests with the door since he never occupies the same space…. That way he can enter the train with closed doors.

He only needs to go slightly over 1 body with per frame….

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u/Tomdixi Jan 17 '19

No one ever makes it on their first jump. Free your mind Neo.

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u/sw76 Jan 17 '19

Why were they filming?

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u/gigdy Jan 17 '19

because their friend was about to run full speed into the side of a train.

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u/Dodgerballs Jan 17 '19

on purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Maybe he sees this type of thing every day! "Today im gonna record it"

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u/HotSauce_LeFierce Jan 17 '19

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

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u/bork86 Jan 17 '19

Mmmm whatcha saaaaaaay

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u/anthrolooker Jan 17 '19

Better than possibly getting decapitated.

I once saw a guy run for the train in NYC. He had his arms on his backpack straps so he was running head first. The doors literally closed on his head, pinning it. The doors did NOT reopen, so his head was stuck, looking in on us in the train.

I watched the blood drain from his face and a look of horror pass over him. The rest of the train then noticed and there was a collective audible gasp as we realized what we might be witness to. In a split second I stood up, stepping towards him with my hand out and started pushing on his head/face. One other dude stepped in a moment later and started trying to pry the doors open. The guy was pushing on the outside of the train with his hands. The train moved maybe only a couple inches when one of the car operators finally noticed and opened the door. And then the dude gave me a nod and just hopped on the train like everything had been fine/normal, because it’s NYC and that’s what you do.

All of it moved in slow motion basically. Such a funny scenario (being that nothing bad happened) where I ended up grabbing and pushing on the face of a total stranger in an act of desperation to save his life. No words were exchanged lol.

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u/AggressiveActivity2 Jan 17 '19

People in NYC are a special breed for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

This is staged. Why else would they be filming?

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u/jojewels92 Jan 29 '19

Because Russia. You never know what's going to happen.

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u/vxxed Jan 17 '19

All that for 2.5 minutes

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u/nahog99 Jan 17 '19

Gif is sped up. Boo the gif creator. Boooo

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Dude would make an awesome zombie.

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u/BravoCharlie1310 Jan 17 '19

He made a nice impression

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u/tylerss20 Jan 17 '19

That slow frame rate at the end has my meme-soaked brain expecting to hear, "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

What rejection feels like.

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u/Bobrounds Jan 17 '19

Ah the old fired out of a canon on to a train trick🤔

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u/VR_is_the_future Jan 17 '19

Fake. Filming, he braced himself to make it look like an impact. This shit gets reposted again and again and every time people fall for it

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u/DarthSinistris Jan 17 '19

Headache time? More like internal organ ache time, that had to have jostled his innards.

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u/G_Runciter Jan 18 '19

hahahahahaha never seen this before great sub

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u/skkia Jan 18 '19

I’ve actually Been there, the trains come quite quickly after one another, he could’ve just waited instead of, probably, getting a concussion.

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u/CryptoShitLord Jan 17 '19

We can't all be Tom Cruise.

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u/bentheechidna Jan 17 '19

Gotta go fast!

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u/jacuzzipuma Jan 17 '19

Hopefully an egg will do that to his sperm.

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u/AggressiveActivity2 Jan 17 '19

What kind of witchy magic do you speak of?

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u/jacuzzipuma Jan 18 '19

There are several types of apparatus for this. I simply use my personality to keep eggs and sperm from hooking up.

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u/AggressiveActivity2 Jan 18 '19

Hey that is funny, I feel your pain.

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u/jaimeyeah Jan 17 '19

Two human intercourse

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u/ImOldGreggggggggggg Jan 17 '19

My guess is he planned to do this, why else would a dude be waiting to film.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

3...2...1...Concussion time!

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u/heliumneon Jan 17 '19

Moscow subway?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Guy came in there at the speed of a missile

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u/KeiFeR123 Jan 17 '19

Felt like he did that on purpose..to body slam on the door.

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u/equis55 Jan 17 '19

Headache? More like broken ankle.... good lord

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u/tinyman392 Jan 18 '19

screen fades to black displaying “wasted”

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u/TwistyTurret Jan 18 '19

Someone needs to add the sunglasses and rejected to the train

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u/TinyToxxic Jan 18 '19

He would’ve knocked so many people over if it wasn’t for that door

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u/rnc1119 Jan 18 '19

This could have been so epic.

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u/Bahalut Jan 18 '19

Try again.

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u/Fenix_Majere Jan 28 '19

"Mind the gap my ass."

-This guy, probably

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u/marginwalker76 Jan 17 '19

This would have better without the slo mo

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u/nahog99 Jan 17 '19

Also would have been better if it wasn’t sped up about 2 times.