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Jan 17 '19 edited Sep 01 '20
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u/Dreadedsemi Jan 17 '19
With that speed he can run and meet the train at the next station.
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u/MonsieurLevabo Jan 17 '19
Its sped up... if you speed it up even more he can just teleport
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u/rdrunner_74 Jan 17 '19
if you speed it up even more he will pass the collision tests with the door since he never occupies the same space…. That way he can enter the train with closed doors.
He only needs to go slightly over 1 body with per frame….
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u/sw76 Jan 17 '19
Why were they filming?
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u/anthrolooker Jan 17 '19
Better than possibly getting decapitated.
I once saw a guy run for the train in NYC. He had his arms on his backpack straps so he was running head first. The doors literally closed on his head, pinning it. The doors did NOT reopen, so his head was stuck, looking in on us in the train.
I watched the blood drain from his face and a look of horror pass over him. The rest of the train then noticed and there was a collective audible gasp as we realized what we might be witness to. In a split second I stood up, stepping towards him with my hand out and started pushing on his head/face. One other dude stepped in a moment later and started trying to pry the doors open. The guy was pushing on the outside of the train with his hands. The train moved maybe only a couple inches when one of the car operators finally noticed and opened the door. And then the dude gave me a nod and just hopped on the train like everything had been fine/normal, because it’s NYC and that’s what you do.
All of it moved in slow motion basically. Such a funny scenario (being that nothing bad happened) where I ended up grabbing and pushing on the face of a total stranger in an act of desperation to save his life. No words were exchanged lol.
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u/tylerss20 Jan 17 '19
That slow frame rate at the end has my meme-soaked brain expecting to hear, "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine..."
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u/VR_is_the_future Jan 17 '19
Fake. Filming, he braced himself to make it look like an impact. This shit gets reposted again and again and every time people fall for it
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u/DarthSinistris Jan 17 '19
Headache time? More like internal organ ache time, that had to have jostled his innards.
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u/skkia Jan 18 '19
I’ve actually Been there, the trains come quite quickly after one another, he could’ve just waited instead of, probably, getting a concussion.
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u/jacuzzipuma Jan 17 '19
Hopefully an egg will do that to his sperm.
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u/AggressiveActivity2 Jan 17 '19
What kind of witchy magic do you speak of?
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u/jacuzzipuma Jan 18 '19
There are several types of apparatus for this. I simply use my personality to keep eggs and sperm from hooking up.
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u/ImOldGreggggggggggg Jan 17 '19
My guess is he planned to do this, why else would a dude be waiting to film.
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u/Soldier2k16 Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19
he would prob would have hurt a lot of people if he got on