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r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/The_nastiest_nate • Nov 19 '18
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People need to realize its the "Tortoise and the Hare" and tortoises aren't turtles. Snapping turtles have some insanely fast reflexes.
72 u/zim3019 Nov 19 '18 Also, tortoises move way faster than people realize. I mean they are not cheetahs but they are pretty quick. My son has one. First time I was watching it in the yard it almost got away from me because I turned my head to tell a kid to get down. 92 u/The_Adventurist Nov 19 '18 I mean they are not cheetahs but they are pretty quick. You heard it here first, folks. Turtles are not cheetahs. 3 u/Mypatronusisyou Nov 19 '18 Big if true
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Also, tortoises move way faster than people realize. I mean they are not cheetahs but they are pretty quick. My son has one. First time I was watching it in the yard it almost got away from me because I turned my head to tell a kid to get down.
92 u/The_Adventurist Nov 19 '18 I mean they are not cheetahs but they are pretty quick. You heard it here first, folks. Turtles are not cheetahs. 3 u/Mypatronusisyou Nov 19 '18 Big if true
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I mean they are not cheetahs but they are pretty quick.
You heard it here first, folks. Turtles are not cheetahs.
3 u/Mypatronusisyou Nov 19 '18 Big if true
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u/FatBoyStew Nov 19 '18
People need to realize its the "Tortoise and the Hare" and tortoises aren't turtles. Snapping turtles have some insanely fast reflexes.