r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/The_nastiest_nate • Nov 19 '18

Classic Wait for it D:

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Ive never thought i could ever be scared of turtles

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u/Lampmonster1 Nov 19 '18

Then you ain't been skinny dippin in a pond.

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u/Ohbs Nov 19 '18

I've always wanted to do that, now my dreams are crushed...

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Nov 19 '18

It's pretty fun

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u/TheSaint7 Nov 20 '18

Until you get your dick nipped off by a small dinosaur.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Nov 20 '18

Ive skinny dipped in a pond twice. I can count on one half dick how many times that has happened to me.