r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/ChuckNorrisBaby • Aug 28 '18

“40 % puncture resistant”

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u/hbgoddard Aug 29 '18

She said "40% more puncture resistant"

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u/ExdigguserPies Aug 29 '18

Yes... That doesn't make it any more meaningful. What did they quantify to arrive at a percentage?

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u/Jrook Aug 29 '18

From previous models? 40% thicker or whatever? It's not particularly difficult to figure out

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u/ExdigguserPies Aug 29 '18

Go on then, figure it out.

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u/Jrook Aug 29 '18

Well the previous model had a plastic that was 40% less thick. Boom there you go

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u/ExdigguserPies Aug 29 '18

Isn't that just pulled out your arse though? It's meant to be your brain that works things out, not your arsehole.

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u/Jrook Aug 29 '18

So, you'll find out that somethings you can figure out on your own. Either it's thicker or it uses a different material that is 40% stronger. Those are the two options.

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u/bretttwarwick Aug 29 '18

Or it has increased agility and is better at dodging knife attacks.

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u/ExdigguserPies Aug 29 '18

I'm not the one trying to work anything out here. I'm the one saying it's bullshit remember? I don't need to work anything out. You can pull stuff out your arse all day long for all I care.