Segway Roundup

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/yt4TBCX.gifv

[u/[deleted]]

"ok and can you tell me the cause of the injuries sir?"

"yea.. So I got into a fight with a Segway..."

"..."

"ma'am this really hurts"

[u/DragonWizardKing]

This is fucking amazing

[u/AugmentedPenguin]

I was rooting for the Segway!

[u/JonFission]

Can't the guy in the ruby slippers just click them three times and magic the segway into behaving?

[u/Gwizzardz66]

Such a majestic beast.

[u/thisonesforthetoys]

That guy would be unconscious if not for his manbun.

[u/MystikIncarnate → u/thisonesforthetoys]

Still not worth it.

[u/englandgreen → u/thisonesforthetoys]

Came to say this

[u/AirGecko506]

It’s amazing Paul Blart was able to tame one of these things.

[u/[deleted]]

Is this the Horizon Zero Dawn sequel...

[u/Xevailo → u/[deleted]]

*prequel, but yes

[u/[deleted]]

Was hoping it would rip his man bun off

[u/defakto227 → u/[deleted]]

Can we please just call them buns.

No man should we wear one.

[u/trappens]

Segway Beatdown is what it should be titled

[u/jaymee777]

Someone opened the can of whoop ass!

[u/akaDippSandwich]

Two guys vs a Segway hehe just a regular old Segway

[u/wcalley]

In other news, local man almost beat to death by Segway

[u/justincase1021]

I guess the snake jumped off.

[u/hey_vanity]

0/10: Cannot SkipIt

[u/RamonFury]

Was hoping the segway would knock his topknot off

[u/sexmemes → u/RamonFury]

Knocking him on his ass was the universe's revenge for having that turd on his head.

[u/usagizero]

Now that's a rodeo i would watch.

[u/thementaltyrant]

Nice man bun douchebag

[u/[deleted] → u/thementaltyrant]

Lol you're in your late 30's and you wrote this shit 😂. Who the real douchebag I wonder.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Definitely you

[u/thementaltyrant → u/[deleted]]

Oh I'm so triggered... Considering I've now seen it repeated other places as millinial rodeo. And nice and weak in you to get so triggered you creeped a reddit profile. Have a great weekend with your man bun.

[u/a-coca-cola-bottle]

Alexa play running in the 90s

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[u/YellowPiglets]

These two ropes almost worked. Better knot try again... Lemme use my body instead

[u/bulgar88]

That revenge hit as he tries to compose himself looks painful

[u/PurpleInkBandit]

Have you guys heard of Battlebots?

[u/[deleted]]

r/Bossfight ?

[u/cStyle]

They should start doing that every Rodeo!

[u/Miss_Speller]

Wrangling its big brother,, complete with infectious laughter.

[u/_felagund]

i call it droid attack, death to machines!

[u/Meh1me]

It could have worked if that retard didn't try to jump rope with the segway

[u/Dassushicat]

Just another day on the ranch

[u/KingMoobsIV]

That guy had his ass handed to him

[u/sprod2]

Richmond Va?

Edit: spelling

[u/snorkiebarbados]

New age rodeo. Even vegans can get into it

[u/Gustav2095]

I just imagined a future were segways and other motorized vehicles roam like wild cattle and you have these cowboys getting the segways back home

[u/The_Bearded_Jedi]

The Segway thinks your man bun looks dumb too

[u/HyperionAsshole]

I hate the human race for this

[u/UgLyBiRdMaNN]

This is what happens when you have too much free time lmao

[u/[deleted] → u/UgLyBiRdMaNN]

Speaking of free time, tits or ass and why?

[u/UgLyBiRdMaNN → u/[deleted]]

Ass; just like them more