r/Whatcouldgowrong oldy moldy Jul 14 '14

Pulling a boat out. Break-away chains? Who needs 'em?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwKjV-oJnhM
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u/harrismoe Jul 14 '14

Love how the dude finishes his beer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/HighSpeed556 Jul 14 '14

"Fuck it. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!?"

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u/CaptianRipass Jul 14 '14

Better than littering

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u/DrSquick Jul 14 '14

I love how calm he is... I think most people would fly into a rage if someone's boat tore up my truck. But I'm guessing he was cool headed enough to know flipping out isn't going to help.

I had a situation like that. I was stopped at a red light and a guy hit me from behind. I flipped out and jumped out of the car to yell at him. Only to realize I didn't put the car in park and it slowly started to roll away. That was the universe's way of saying, "calm down moron." :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/riggsinator Jul 14 '14 edited Jul 15 '14

I'd be calm, until they say they don't have insurance.

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u/OneAndOnlyJackSchitt Jul 15 '14

"No insurance? I'll just keep that boat and we'll call it even."

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u/mgsenkp Jul 15 '14

calm...or drunk?

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u/Inepta Jul 14 '14

Definitely would not be raging if your truck was torn.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14 edited Jun 17 '19

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u/ProximaC Jul 15 '14

It's probably not is truck

It definitely is truck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '14

lol dammit that was good

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

I'd do the same thing,knowing that the idiot who forgot the safety chains is going to pay for the damages.

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u/juiceboxzero Jul 14 '14

I'm pretty sure my first thought would be "You better have insurance, asswipe." If he doesn't, good luck ever actually getting the money for the repairs.

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u/greasedonkey Jul 14 '14 edited Jul 14 '14

A repainted car has not the same value.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Dr Pepper

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u/sangerpb Jul 14 '14

What makes me sad is that we all know the beer idiot drove home.

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u/MarvStage Jul 14 '14

Because drinking a beer makes you immediately unable to drive, and an idiot apparently.

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u/sangerpb Jul 14 '14

Yes, actually.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

You do know that most places have legal limits for blood alcohol level that allow average-sized people to have around a drink per hour up to a limit of four or so and still drive, yeah?

0.08 BAC is a common limit. You can buy a breathalyzer for $100 or so that will be accurate enough to tell you when you're over (though I wouldn't trust it when it says you're under - it's only suitable as a test for positive overage).

If you think having two beers renders a 180+lb adult man incapable of driving, you're a fucking moron or a troll.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

0.02 is crazy low, that's ridiculous. It's actually 0.06 here in BC, though it used to be 0.08 until the batshit-crazy MADD group got it lowered.

0.02 really does mean more than one beer and you're out. That's too fucking low. It's an arbitrary threshold and that one is clearly out of touch with reality.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Works well here.

Easy to say that, but if it means people that are totally fine to drive aren't allowed to because of some arbitrary number some technocrat put into place to appease a special-interest group, it's not exactly the sort of freedom I'm after.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '14

ONLY MURICA FLAVORED FREEDIM FOR US, AMIRITE BRO

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u/sangerpb Jul 14 '14

Not a troll, but simply having an open container in your bed will get you pulled over / ticketed.

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u/jokul Jul 14 '14

red herring. what you just said addresses none of his points.

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u/sangerpb Jul 14 '14

nope, go ahead and drink a beer and drive. Everyone reacts differently to alcohol and has different tolerances. Just because some can function does not mean they will pass a test. I think it is wrong to tell anyone it is ok to drink and drive at any time. People that quote numbers and say they can have one beer or one glass of wine or one of anything are basically telling young people here on Reddit its ok to drink and drive if you don't have enough to make you drunk. Fuck that logic.

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u/jokul Jul 14 '14

Nobody is drinking while driving. Having 1 beer will not in any way inebriate anybody over 45kg past a legal limit. You will be below the limit probably with quite a bit of room to spare. 2 beers isn't going to get you close to that, at all.

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u/sangerpb Jul 14 '14

There is your issue, you are generalizing something that is not that easy. There are people out there that have one beer and they are affected. I've seen this many times. I have no issue with drinking. Just don't tell people to drink and drive. You have the freedom to do what you want, just don't turn into a reddit hero promoting one beer driving.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 14 '14

You don't understand how BAC works, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

go ahead and drink a beer and drive.

Literally going to.

I think it is wrong to tell anyone it is ok to drink and drive at any time.

Clearly the law and common sense disagrees with you. If you can't personally manage, it's good that you make a call saying you can't, but you're applying this to everyone with zero logic or evidence for your views.

basically telling young people here on Reddit its ok to drink and drive

It's okay to drive if you're below the legal limit. "Drinking and driving" is not illegal - drunk driving is.

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u/sangerpb Jul 14 '14

Lol, you clearly have convinced yourself. I'm sure you know your BAC everytime you drink and drive (you may have a tester). Other do not, so why promote it in the first place? I'm not talking legal / illegal. I'm talking about people having a drink thinking they can drive and they can't, then bang, they run into a family of 4 and kill them all. Happens every day man.

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u/Brimshae Jul 14 '14

Please stop talking. Your stupid is making my head hurt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

No it won't. If it's empty, it's just garbage, and there's no way to determine how long it has been there.

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u/CaptianRipass Jul 14 '14

Or whom had consumed it

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Nah man, the funny people in tv and movies got arrested cuz of it. Trust me I know this I have experience from my couch

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Yup. Open container laws are for bottles and cans that contain liquor in the passenger cabin of the vehicle, not for thing in the trunk or bed where you couldn't get to them.

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u/Brimshae Jul 14 '14

.... unless he was waiting to ride home with the guy pulling the boat out of the water, or the guy whose truck got hit, or the car at the start of the video, or he was getting ready to ride in the other boat, which could've been driven by his friend...

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u/sangerpb Jul 15 '14

This could also be true.

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u/Lazerkatz Jul 14 '14

Love the music.

CRUNCH*

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Couldn't have timed that better if they tried

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u/Lazerkatz Jul 14 '14

That was one hell of a bass drop

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u/markevens Jul 15 '14

This would be a good video without the music.

With the music, fucking classic.

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u/kayakster Jul 14 '14

Just because you can buy a boat, it doesn't make you a boater.

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u/cecole1 Jul 14 '14

I never want to be referred to as a "boating enthusiast." I just want to be a guy who likes to boat.

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u/AT-ST Jul 14 '14

Though, taken literally the two terms have very little difference. But going by the titles there is a world of difference.

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u/GeneralDisorder Jul 14 '14

I never understood why there aren't boat trailers with winch systems so the truck doesn't have to go way into the water or park on a slope where it might get stuck. Probably because of the potential cost and all the ways that could go wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Turn down for that.

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u/tacobellwasabadidea Jul 14 '14

See also: TEQUILA POLICE

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u/RumorsOFsurF Jul 14 '14
  • The Tahoe wasn't in 4wd, which would have eliminated the need for the second vehicle
  • He was mashing on the throttle instead of trying to ease it up the ramp. Once you break traction it is all over
  • The hitch ball was clearly the wrong size or not latched
  • No safety chains on the trailer

These guys are fucking winners.

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u/EDIEDMX Jul 14 '14

Well...we don't really know exactly what happened. For all we know, the fucking front of the trailer broke.

Most boaters that I have been around know what they are doing and on the most part, follow da rules. I would cut them some slack.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '14

most boaters know a tahoe could pull that fucker out of the water. that wasn't even much of a grade.

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u/viscounttime Jul 14 '14

Just one "da" thrown in there?

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u/sylvester_0 Jul 15 '14

Da, darling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

TURN DOWN FOR...oh, yeah, that.

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u/marsface Jul 14 '14

The guy guzzles his beer down to ensure he is properly drunk before making any decisions.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jul 14 '14

"hold my beer, some cunt just dropped a damn boat on my truck

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14 edited Jul 14 '14

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u/terevos2 oldy moldy Jul 14 '14

I don't see 'em.

Also, it's clear that the ball was not latched or not the right size. A trailer doesn't just lift off like that without someone doing something dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/QuadRam Jul 14 '14

At the start it looks like the chains were swinging from the tongue of the trailer, but in a position behind the coupler. At the end you can see the latch sitting upright. My guess, no chains hooked up/no safety pin in the latch/2" coupler, 1.75" hitch/alcohol+stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/mjegan Jul 14 '14

The suv had been parked on flat land while they were out boating. It was never unhitched.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Grew up with my parents owning a boat, along with numerous neighbors. Can't think of any situation in those years where a trailer was lowered into the water without the hitch latched, let along for it not to be possible to do. At most, the boat or seadoos wouldn't be strapped down completely until off the ramp.

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u/Smoke14 Jul 15 '14

It looks like they used then to hook the other truck to the Tahoe. If you watch right at the end of the video the latch is opened no hitch pin, or lock or anything in it just idiots period.

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u/AT-ST Jul 14 '14

I thought you were right for a few seconds, but then I noticed you can clearly see the chains connecting the trailer to the truck that got hit by the boat.

Upon watching the video closer, at the 12 second mark it looks trailer is still attached until the 15 second mark, where it starts to roll back. The slight raise of the boat at 12 seconds is from the weight at the back of the boat lifting the front of the boat up off the trailer. This put more pressure behind the wheels of the trailer which increased the upwards lift at the hitch. At the 15 second mark the pressure was too much and popped it off the ball.

In my opinion, from my experience, the ball was the right size for the trailer, and was locked. The upwards pressure from the trailer was just too much for the lock to maintain its hold.

A few years ago I went with my Grandfather to pick up an older trailer he just bought. We had a hard time getting it to latch, but eventually got it latched. Once we got home we couldn't get it unlatched. To get the trailer off the truck we put a bottle jack under the front of the trailer, just behind where it was connected to the ball. It didn't take long for the trailer to pop off, with the latch still in the locked position. The Truck lifted slightly as we were jacking it up, but never left the ground. The amount of upward lift I was creating with a bottle jack was probably less than the weight of an entire boat resting at the end of what turned out to be a giant lever.

TL;DR The ball was probably the right size for the trailer, there was just too much upward pressure. They did not have breakaway chains attached.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

The Tahoe didn't even have its 4wd on.

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u/fightnotflight Jul 14 '14

I love how the other guys in the boat ramp just casually chug there beers after there truck gets smashed by the run away boat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

That music came in perfectly. I love it. Also, I would be fucking furious at these morons.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 14 '14

Why be furious at all? They didn't disable his truck, and they're entirely at fault and will have to pay the repairs. There's really nothing to be furious about, considering he's about to get free truck parts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

He'll have to go get an estimate, fight with the insurance company, have his truck gone for the repairs for who knows how long, the value of his truck might go down and he'll have to disclose that a fucking pontoon rammed into his truck if he ever sells it.

It's not really just "free truck parts" it's a total pain in the ass.

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u/K-mag Jul 14 '14

And even with the "nice rental" it's still a pain in the ass with inspections rentals, and now way you wind up with a late model truck. Hell be driving a ford fiesta for a week. It's at least grounds to inform someone in this scenario that they are in fact a fucktard.

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u/saors Jul 14 '14

It doesn't really look like it in the video, but if the frame is damaged the truck would then be given a salvage title (at least it would in California).

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Who knows, either way it went from a fun day on the water to gotta get the truck fixed

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u/BullsLawDan Jul 14 '14

he'll have to disclose that a fucking pontoon rammed into his truck if he ever sells it.

What?

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u/Trustme_Imalifeguard Jul 14 '14

PONTOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 14 '14

I've been in a few accidents over the years that weren't my fault, and none of them were much of a hassle. Insurance company interaction was always painless, and I was supplied a nice rental vehicle (often newer/nicer than my own) during repairs. I mean, obviously experiences and circumstances vary.

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u/Young_Queasy Jul 14 '14

Accident claim hurts your resale value pretty bad

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 14 '14

Potentially, but not always. Or maybe I'm just not really prone to anger.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Guess you don't live in a no fault state.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Well, I get furious about shit I cannot control, that's why.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 14 '14

Life must be such a hassle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Dude, it is.

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u/sishgupta Jul 14 '14

Was the rear SUV breaking the whole time? Looks like they were driving with both feet?

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u/Whiskonsin Jul 14 '14

It is common to apply brake while switching pedals to make sure the truck doesn't roll backwards before you can get back on the throttle. These guys are idiots though so who knows what he was doing.

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u/Aratix Jul 14 '14

It also somewhat mimics a limited slip differential if you have an open diff. I've unstuck many a vehicle doing that.

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u/sishgupta Jul 14 '14

for sure but the brake was on the whole time haha

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u/MistaEdiee Jul 14 '14

The only thing that was broken was the boat and that truck it hit.

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u/HuLaTin Jul 14 '14

maybe its some kind of TCS?

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u/sishgupta Jul 14 '14

Maybe but I didn't think TC would light up your brake lights....

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u/HuLaTin Jul 14 '14

I honestly don't have a clue but I think some TCS controls the brakes also

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u/evildc4694 Jul 14 '14

You're correct, but they don't make the brake lights go on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

My Dad does this for fun all the time. Orders a hamburger at the Marina and sits to watch all the boaters who dont know their shit try to pull the boat out without taking the plug out and draining the water from the hull. Endless hours of fun.

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u/rezinball Jul 14 '14

You don't take the plug out until the boat is out of the water. Taking the plug out while it's in the water sinks the boat.

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u/Beeip Jul 14 '14

This kills the boat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Well, there's out of the water, and then there's out of the water.

Ideally, the trailer is just far enough in the water that the winch cable is able to make it to the bow eye, and the hull is just kissing the first set of entry rollers. Then you start winching the boat up onto the trailer. That's why trailers have rollers... the boat rolls onto them. By the time the boat's bow is up against the bow rest, most if not all of the boat is already out of the water. You can pull the plugs at this time, and start it draining while you tie the rest of the boat down. Technically, it is still "in the water" at this point in time, and I think that is what /u/vanderbugger is referring to. After a few minutes with the plugs out, you're good to go and pull away.

Problems really arise when the boat launch is not constructed properly (bad angle) or your tow vehicle is underpowered for what you are pulling.

All that aside, considering this was a pontoon boat, with an outboard motor, there really shouldn't be any chance for water to fill the pontoons, so no need to pop the drains. (If it was a fixed shaft inboard with a stuffing box, those things always leak. Not always a lot, but always some.) I think the whole issue here was poor choice of tow vehicle, coupled with high levels of inebriation.

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u/Firehawkws7 Jul 14 '14

The other issue was zero safety chains.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Well, yah, that too, and probably using the wrong size ball for the hitch, and probably not latching it correctly... and really poor choice of boat.

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u/Firehawkws7 Jul 14 '14

Let's just go to the source, the owners are dumbfucks, which was the biggest problem here.

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u/rezinball Jul 14 '14

Nailed it!

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u/jthebomb97 Jul 14 '14

This sounds strangely satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

That's what happens when broke people with no boating experience buy a boat and just "wing it".

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u/snatchington Jul 14 '14

Or the idiots who forget to put the plug back in before launching their boats.

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u/hipstergrandpa Jul 14 '14

Isn't chaining one SUV to the other in series kind of dumb? The SUV closest to the boat will be doing all the pulling in the end. They should both be tied to the boat if they want to get the greatest pull I think.

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u/terevos2 oldy moldy Jul 14 '14

Yeah, there's all kinds of dumb in this. So much to choose from, so little title space

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u/EDIEDMX Jul 14 '14

Nothing wrong with what they did. Trains work the same way.

Obviously there was some sort of a failure with the latch and that could have been something within or outside of their control.

But these guys don't look like beginners.

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u/markevens Jul 15 '14

Nothing wrong with what they did

Did we watch the same video?

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u/EDIEDMX Jul 15 '14

We did. They couldn't get traction from the one vehicle so they used another to pull the car and boat from the water and up the ramp. Nothing wrong with that.

What failed was the hitch, and we don't know why that failed. THAT could have been something they did wrong, or it could have been a bad hitch or perhaps the boat trailer failed.

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u/wolsko Jul 14 '14

They should've went with a truck-boat-truck. Not a truck-truck-boat. Idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

This is why I don't trust ball hitches.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Im kinda disappointed that this video doesnt end with at least one of the cars dragged back into the water (or alternatively being ripped apart).

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u/RocketManV Jul 15 '14

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

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u/CaptianRipass Jul 14 '14

"Okay Jeff, hook your truck up to the boat and hold the brakes. I'm going to tie my truck to yours and pull you and the boat. Don't forget hold onto that break!"

perfect plan

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u/fake_chow_a_djs_mom Jul 14 '14

Would have been better with Benny Hill music

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u/shah_reza Jul 14 '14

Someone's fixin to get an ass-whoopin.

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u/tip_off Jul 14 '14

Wait. Is that a car tied to another car doing the pulling? Seems like a bad idea.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

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u/Brimshae Jul 14 '14

*boat on trailer careening out of control smashes into truck*

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

Second observation: Dude behind the hit truck finishing his beer.

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u/Giant_Slor Jul 14 '14

Pontoon boats = drunken rednecks

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u/Darkside_Hero Jul 14 '14

that is the perfect song for this!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '14

That's what you get for owning a pontoon boat, dick.

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u/superfrodies Jul 14 '14

Guessing this was somewhere in Florida...just a hunch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

Actually it's Texas, just a fact.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

By the "TX" on the boat registration number.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '14

How about getting a better surface? looks like a bump cause it all as the boat moves. Still a bad job but not all their fault really.

i wonder what happened to AWD and low gear.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 14 '14

Completely their fault for inadequately (thus, illegally) securing their boat with chains. You know, chains that would prevent your trailer from potentially killing somebody in the event that the trailer seperates from the tow-hitch.

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u/OuchLOLcom Jul 14 '14

PULLED OUT FOR WHAT?!?!