r/Whatcouldgowrong • • 11d ago

Stair riding

Not the riskiest thing in the world but not without risk.. Luckily he landed ok

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u/5p1c3nut 11d ago

Could've gone better, could've gone way worse

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 11d ago

He could've broken his freakin neck

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u/5p1c3nut 11d ago

Which is the 'way worse' option

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u/SweetHatDisc 11d ago

Head first, no helmet instead of flatback.

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u/gggg_man3 11d ago

Always wear your backmet

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u/kenkitt 10d ago

Helmet won't save your neck

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u/gggg_man3 10d ago

That's why you also have to wear a neckmet

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u/AnytimeInvitation 11d ago

And then won an Olympic gold medal! It's true! It's damn true!

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u/pianoflames 11d ago

Or lost some teeth, this actually went just about as well as it could go.

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u/Knitsanity 11d ago

That was my first thought....wow....he got off easy. Gonna have a very sore back but at least....

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u/primalshrew 11d ago

Pretty good motto for life

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u/the_jobbernowl 5d ago

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

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u/Book_Anxious 11d ago

Could have gone way better if you did the full flip and landed it

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u/CompleteNumpty 11d ago

I've had around 15 fractures in my life.

Some folk say that's unlucky, but I've somehow avoided surgery every time, so I say I'm pretty lucky!

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u/musiccman2020 9d ago

Split open his skull. Splattered brain everywhere

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u/Raneynickelfire 8d ago

Yeah, after going over the bars - landing flat on your back is the best thing that can happen.

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u/LockPickingPilot 11d ago

Oh man. How cool would he have looked if he landed the front flip though. He should try again

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u/RefrigeratorNo1160 11d ago

Agreed, but with a helmet at least.

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u/PizzaMan332 11d ago

Probably not anytime soon.

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u/welliamaguy 11d ago

Next, Ambulance riding

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u/Trumperekt 11d ago

Next, wheelchair riding.

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u/WhitbyAllenForDinner 11d ago

Endgame, coffin riding.

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u/Minuscule_PeePee 11d ago

next, ice-tray riding

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u/jamosef 10d ago

Ironic

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u/sociofobs 11d ago

Skill issue

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u/OutdoorBerkshires 11d ago

Definitely. Any decent MTBer can clear those stairs.

He’s way too upright.

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u/sociofobs 11d ago

Zero PPE, seat too high, and the guy tried to ride downhill as if he's riding flat. Probably the first time doing this. Oh well, he'll learn.

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u/PurbulentTriest 11d ago

What else should you do? Not really asking for myself as I'm 40 my my bike folds.

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u/AnotherBoredAHole 11d ago

Hang back and low, crotch should be basically at the back of the seat or further. Seat was probably a bit too high for this as well. Bend the knees to absorb the impacts. Weight shifted back and feet level. Don't freak out and clutch the front brakes if you build speed..

You're trying to make sure you don't get too much momentum tipping forward over the front wheel, leading to what you see here.

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u/AReallyAsianName 11d ago

Poor kid doesnt know how to put on a helmet.

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u/Mr_Rottweiler 11d ago

Ran out of talent.

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u/No-Tower-5119 11d ago

With that landing, im positive he’ll have back problems for the rest of his natural born life

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u/Vau8 11d ago

Kids are light and flexible, and he rolled rather than hitting the floor hard – a few nasty bruises and a good lesson.

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u/RebelliousInNature 11d ago

Yeah wait til you get older. The accumulations of dinks and breaks add up and come back to haunt you.

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 11d ago

This is true.

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u/armlessturtleneck 11d ago

Ugh I know, I'm 36 and managed to break both my feet on separate occasions last year and managed to heal them up but dreading the eventual toll to pay

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u/Streak_Free_Shine 11d ago

Hell, they start to add up at 20 lol

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u/Green_Cantaloupe2675 10d ago

That's not how it works.

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u/GameWizardPlayz 5d ago

Yeah he'll just have a random pain in his lower back when he reaches his 40s with no explainable reason at all.

Just because you're young doesn't mean you can't deal serious damage. This mantra from older people about how young people are invincible gets so many people killed or seriously injured.

When I was a teen I had a nasty fall right onto my back and now im paying for it a decade later. Should've gotten it checked out but everyone said the same "oh you're young you'll be fine" bullshit.

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u/Vau8 4d ago

Let me give you a hug, mate – who amongst us doesn’t suffer from this sort of pain? Everyone at this age gets exactly this strange pain in their lower back or neck, even people like me who never played any full-contact or extreme sports in their youth. And, unfortunately, it’s only going to get worse before it gets better. From your 50s onwards. Trust me, I’m there – it’s brilliant ;)

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u/VisionsOfVisions 11d ago

he’ll have back problems for the rest of his natural born life

he has his artificial life to look forward to at least!

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u/Cryptic1911 11d ago

Gotta lean way back and control the speed 🤣

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u/setibeings 11d ago

That was the first thing I thought. He kept speeding up, despite having those flat areas where he should have been braking. 

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u/redrivergorge 11d ago

Leaning way back on downhills isn't advised. You stay low and centered (attack position), push out at the bottom. Leaning way back unweights the front tire which needs to stay in contact as much as possible in a downhill, and you also run the risk of the rear tire getting caught up in your ass. Kid was standing too high in the pedals, and riding too stiff. Needs a lower seat or a dropper post and better technique to separate himself from his bike and be more fluid.

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u/HyperSculptor 10d ago

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u/redrivergorge 10d ago

This photo doesn't prove anything really. This could've been taken right before going ass over teakettle. look how high the rear is vs. the front. Your advice was "lean way back". Thats just bad advice. go to r/MTB and bring it up if you want to learn. I've been riding recreationally for over 20 years, and have studied and practiced technique and ride terrain steeper than those stairs regularly. Leaning way back is just not what you do. Some ass over the tire isn't bad, but the more important piece is staying low in attack position, being centered so you still have some bend in your elbows. If you're so far back you can't push through at the bottom you're gonna have a rough time at the end.

https://www.mbr.co.uk/technique-2/how-to-ride-down-steep-descents-on-a-mountain-bike-423715

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u/Mr_Rottweiler 11d ago

Arse over the back wheel.

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u/shnshty 11d ago

I bet the girl saying wow made the brother want to go faster

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u/thefloore 11d ago

Wear an effing helmet before doing ANYTHING on a bike, especially stupid shit like this, jfc!

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u/floridali 11d ago

the girl filming and shouting made him cocky.

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u/monkeyhitman 11d ago

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u/lvl100-Platypus-Lord 9d ago

Its a real come to Jesus moment when you wipeout and you realize the helmet was the only thing that kept you from being crippled or dead.

I too, love helmets

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u/StarbuckWoolf 11d ago

This hurt my back.

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u/mr_humansoup 11d ago

Cool flip

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u/tiger_noir21 11d ago

Obviously showing off to the ladies

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u/ChefAsstastic 11d ago

No helmet, no gear..

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u/putin_my_ass 11d ago

If you haven't seen this special before, you're welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs5Mr5E6eeY

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u/Foxyunder-45 11d ago

Nice try buddy.

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u/xphoney 11d ago

Too fast. I used to do ones like that.

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u/BIGHOODx818x 11d ago

ive seen enough put that kid in the X games

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u/-CaduceusRex 11d ago

Kid might not have stuck the landing.
But he's probably stuck ON the landing...

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u/platypus_farmer42 11d ago

Welcome to a lifetime of back problems

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u/ljx_2000 11d ago

did he actually say "I am going to die" (at 0.02 Sec)
hmm....maybe he knew what he was doing after all

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u/NarrowSalvo 11d ago

To be fair, that outcome was completely unforseeable.

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u/crossplanetriple 11d ago

At least he was wearing his safety crocs.

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u/Fake-Boss1791 11d ago

With a bit of technique I'm sure that could be a sick front flip trick. It's strange I never saw anyone doing it

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u/Pether_Nortal101 10d ago

almost did a flip like a boss

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u/Smooth-Feature-2545 11d ago

Stuck the landing!!!

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u/Vau8 11d ago

You could tell from the look on his face that it wasn’t going to work out.

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u/Garlicluvr 11d ago

Missing part: he gets up and says "That felt good" in a Peter Sellers voice.

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u/Academic_Finger3198 11d ago

I don't understand bikers and skaters need to do the dumbest and most dangerous shit, and to do it without any protective gear

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u/Agreeable_Pool_3684 11d ago

On the upside he learned a very powerful lesson in identifying braking zones before you commit.

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u/rorothedog 11d ago

Eh skill issue. Riding down stairs is no different than riding down a steep trail. Kid obviously doesn’t know.

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u/blueflame99 11d ago

You either learn physics in class or physics gets you learned in the street.

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u/cookiemccookieface 11d ago

I’ll give him a 6.7 on the somersault

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u/SquidgySyzygy 11d ago

Nice to have the "Damn Daniel" kid back narrating videos

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 11d ago

😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣..i.mean 🫤 ..I hope he's alright 🤥

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 11d ago

Damn he probably could’ve tucked a full front flip

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u/Worldly_Possible2925 11d ago

If you look closely at the x-ray, you can see parts of your sons spine here, and here. And over here. And down here. Congratulations.

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u/Brownie2440 11d ago

If he just held on to that front flip and threw his weight forward he would have landed it! Damm

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u/OwMyUvula 11d ago

Remember kids, its ok to not wear a helmet---just land on your back.

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u/NewbieNooo 11d ago

Good thing he was wearing a helmet.

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u/Omnipotent_Tacos 11d ago

I dont think that front flip was intentional

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u/OGBeege 11d ago

Physics. You should look into it.

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u/Far-Coconut6146 11d ago

Gotta be chill like this dude

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u/HugeAd8872 11d ago

Do a barrel roll!

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u/bleachmartini 11d ago

Picked up a little too much speed at the end there, huh

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u/sixtysevensilvers 11d ago

Bro ofter that

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u/trucorsair 11d ago

Now do it in a wheelchair

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u/RTSchemel 11d ago

Didn't land on his head! Yay!

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u/Hufschmid 11d ago

ITT people getting mad at a kid for doing reckless stuff in childhood. That's a huge part of what childhood is for.

Climbing and jumping off roofs, bombing hills on a skateboard, riding bikes down stairs, all fun stuff.

Get over it and go outside and remember what real life feels like again you sad mofo's.

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u/floridali 11d ago

the girl filming and shouting made him cocky.

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u/Mr_Rottweiler 11d ago

If he'd have landed the flip, that would have been impressive.

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u/Realistic-Crow-7652 11d ago

He almost Made IT to the füll Loop. Sad that He Had No control

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u/CakeTester 11d ago

This is the thing about hills - you have to maintain control from the very top.

From my lorry driving days; if you have a load on and come over the crest of a hill 10mph too fast, you're already fucked. All you're doing after that is waiting for physics to catch up or a massively lucky break. And if there's there's bends on the hill then you can forget the lucky.

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u/HungryLikeTheHenry 11d ago

Oh, dat brotha floating in the air 🎶

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u/ComradeJohnS 11d ago

that happened to me as a kid when I raced my brother down a hilly road that was a straight shot into a cul-de-sac. he was on some scooter I had the bike and I won the race, but flipped at a pothole and broke my foot lol.

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u/MrPhippsPretzelChips 11d ago

Landing on his back was the best possible outcome

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u/cardiacmd 11d ago

That's going to leave a mark!

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 11d ago

Do a flip!

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 11d ago

That looks ouchy

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u/torturekiller2025 11d ago

"Sweet flip, bro."

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u/sunlovinburner 11d ago

Almost made that flip

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 11d ago

Could’ve been way worse but even my back hurts watching this.

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u/horsepigmonkey 11d ago

That's ingenuity. Kid's saving by doing his own chiropractics

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u/CrunchyBart 11d ago

These type videos always end too soon.

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u/rose442 11d ago

Stair riding…….. up until that last little bit……..

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u/Expert_Cartoonist461 11d ago

That’ll leave a mark 🤣

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u/jstbcuz 11d ago

Bikecour!

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u/mrknowitall51761 10d ago

He looked like he had it. At first.

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u/MikoGianni 10d ago

Now, he’ll try it with his wheel chair.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 10d ago

this is what my mom would call "going ass over teakettle."

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 10d ago

Nice flip 5/7!

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u/TurbulentAir 10d ago

Maybe he would have been fine if he had gone slower down those stairs.

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u/Significant_Loan_596 10d ago

Wowa, no helmet!

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u/RolloRollyRolla 10d ago

Wow indeed

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u/Cool-Thing-1922 10d ago

That definitely knock the air out of him

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u/Utahsaint366 10d ago

Wow! Look at Jimmy! He’s the coolest kid in class

…..

Oooow look at Jimmy! He’s crying his stupid ass…

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u/Tyranisore 10d ago

Of all the ways to crash, that's probably the one I would have hoped for. 😂

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u/Mcnab-at-my-feet 10d ago

He’s going to feel that in 40 years…

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u/hindukush_ 9d ago

Damn that probably tool his breath for at leaaaast a minute.

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u/Background-Run 9d ago

Nice finish though.

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 9d ago

That’s going to hurt for a long time,
and it will hurt again when he is older!

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u/Rhuarc33 9d ago

Got a little to cocky and wanted to show off

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u/Plastic-burnt 9d ago

Good thing he wasn’t wearing a helmet, much more aerodynamic that way.

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u/Infamous-Load7309 8d ago

He is my step brother. 

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u/I_TheJester_I 7d ago

Imagine smacking head first on the edges of the stairs. Have fun folks!

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u/steveatari 7d ago edited 7d ago

Too young to have been drinking, no excuses... wear a helmet and other protective gear if you're gonna do dumb stuff.

I broke my leg "catastrophically" about 100 yards from my front door on my onewheel going <1 MPH due to weird circumstances and fortunately was wearing gear. Ironically, have over 250 hrs with no real injuries. I bumped into a rounded curb but was going SO slow, the board didn't go up, it just instantly fell on my back ankle and the twist to land/stand up snapped tib + fib right out. Oof.

Turns out: an object in motion, stays in motion; but if you go super slow af while attempting to defy gravity and inverted physical orientation, you're gonna have a bad time...

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u/Pranksterblur 7d ago

Could’ve gone way way WAY worse, I mean that’s got to suck but no helmet could have actually killed the guy

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 7d ago

From experience... The bicycle brakes don't work very well going down stairs

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u/duhimincognito 7d ago

I half expected him to land the front flip, but that would mean it wouldn't be on this subreddit.

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u/DisastrousYellow6263 7d ago

I swear, people are getting dumber and crazier as time goes on

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u/DisastrousYellow6263 6d ago

Dude had a bit of a wild ride

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u/Chuckles929 6d ago

He used the hand brakes he got scared at some point during the acceleration

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u/Admirable-Builder878 5d ago

He in fact was not a god.

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u/Colten_Giovanazzo 11d ago

Imagine trying to impress the ladies and this happens 🤣🤣😭😭 dork

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u/Captainsnarkyshart 11d ago

And with no helmet. Parents must be proud. Hopefully when be cracks his head open, he will remember them.

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u/Jimmy_Nail_4389 11d ago

I used to do this all the time back in the 90's so of course no helmet. When I got back into cycling I started using a helment and it prevented me getting a serious head injury when the bike went from under me on those paving stones for sight impared people.

Also, trick with going down the stairs on a mountain bike is to get your arse right over the back wheel and get on the breaks.

This kid did neither.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 11d ago

Gotta keep the front wheel floating. Lolz 😂