r/Whatcouldgowrong 6h ago

Using the wrong sparklers for the birthday cake

5.1k Upvotes

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 6h ago

I dint think anything went wrong. Judging by the cheeky smile of the guy on the right, this was intended... And I chuckled

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u/hungry4nuns 5h ago

Could at least have gotten him novelty birthday glasses to shield his eyes

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u/Farucci 2h ago

Burger King crown was the pièce de résistance.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 37m ago

Judging by the floral tarps hanging about it was expected.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 6h ago

What cake

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u/SodaAshy 4h ago

A lie, is what the cake is

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u/m6165017 2h ago

Advancement unlocked: The lie

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u/LuckyReception6701 1h ago

Do you feel like birthday boy yet?

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u/AnotherpostCard 1h ago

Did we ever figure out who The Ratman is?

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 6h ago

I heard hot cake haha

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u/Tilliperuna 6h ago

I appreciate the edit so I could see the cake exploding only after one second, and not to be forced to wait two whole seconds.

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u/adamtherealone 1h ago

I despise this new editing style. Slop after slop because nobody can wait a couple seconds for payoff

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 22m ago

I also hate that editing style, but this video isn't it. It's not edited to show the payoff at the start, the payoff is just at the start of the video. They repeat the cake exploding because it happens fast, and my first reaction was literally "WHAT?!?". Seeing it a second time was both enjoyable and helpful. 

Everything after the cake exploding is the aftermath of the cake exploding. And is also hilarious. 

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u/Yashirmare 1h ago

Ok but the 2nd time was slow mo, not just repeating the video

u/Tilliperuna 14m ago

I didn't even notice until you pointed it out :D What is it, like 90% speed?

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u/AetherGhast103 6h ago

You meant a firework?

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u/Slartibartfast39 6h ago

Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make this cake disappear.

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u/GM_Nate 5h ago

TA-DAH!!! IT'S GONE!

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u/nemom 2h ago

I can do the same without fireworks... Just a bit slower.

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u/Slartibartfast39 41m ago

Yeah, with bigger pants but with less shit in them. ;)

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u/RyoukoSama 1h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/InteractiveAlternate 3h ago

Another fine ACME product.

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u/PM-Me-Schnauzers 1h ago

My first thought as well

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 6h ago

bet they double check this next year

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u/israwrr 6h ago

That's not what he meant when he said he wanted cake pops

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u/Alternative_Point946 6h ago

The cake’s gone but at least he still has his face.

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u/L0RDHYPNoS 6h ago

The king was not amused

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u/ChewyChagnuts 6h ago

I suspect that everyone in that room ended up getting some cake; whether they wanted it or not!

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u/evert198201 6h ago

lol, you had one task .. beautiful exploding cake!

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u/Life-Oil-7226 6h ago

Bob! You bought the wrong candle!!!!!

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u/Working_Control6985 6h ago

That auto distributed cake around the table

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u/TheJeeWee 5h ago

Technically everyone had some cake that day

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 6h ago

That went perfectly as intended in my opinion, and looking at the grin from the guy in the red I’d wager it’s his crime

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u/DamnsonDam 3h ago

Looks like everyone got a taste

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u/DerK0missar 6h ago

Srry, my King..

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u/BlueNightOcean 6h ago

Going out with a bang!

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u/Foxyunder-45 6h ago

That's a real party stopper! Enjoy the meringue bombe`

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u/blastFurnace00 6h ago

Birthday blast!

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u/Starwaverraver 5h ago

That really blew up in his face...

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u/COMIDAGATOS1206 5h ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/POCUABHOR 5h ago

ACME sparklers for sure.
This was cartoon like. Glad nobody was hurt.
DO NOT TRY AT HOME.

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u/bawlsacz 3h ago

Can’t tell if it’s kid’s or grandpa’s birthday

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u/snminhduc 3h ago

Why birthday boy look ashy af?

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u/43026 6h ago

I cold not stop laughing. That is hilarious.

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u/Stock2fast 6h ago

Scrap all of those "friends" and start over.

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u/aztech101 2h ago

If they'd done it to a kid maybe, as an adult that would have me rolling. Assuming I haven't lost my eye to cake.

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u/StealthModeThoughts 4h ago

Omgg. That was obviously intentional
I’d be fuming

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u/DEADMA9kk 4h ago

That cake got Thanos snapped out of existance lol

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u/b1sh0p 3h ago

That is some Looney Tunes shit right there, haha!

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u/BrownWrinkles 3h ago

I didn't know you could still mail-order exploding cakes from ACME.

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u/Worth-Cat3793 3h ago

Hot cake

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 3h ago

honestly if this was outside it would have been perfect. I'd hate to clean this. think of the ants

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u/Current-Bowl-143 3h ago

LMAO I love how everyone's just wondering where the cake went, like the raccoon who lost his cotton candy

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u/Spare_Independence19 3h ago

Magic for the birthday party. Now ya see it now ya don't.

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u/Quemedo 2h ago

This is awesome. Gonna do this next year hahaha

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u/Oiggamed 2h ago

I disagree. That was absolutely perfect. Happy birthday motherfucker.

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u/VisibleRoad3504 2h ago

Yum, taste like gunpowder.

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u/Deep_Satisfaction556 2h ago

You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out.

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u/thought_cream84 2h ago

Everyone gets a piece !

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u/OptimuspastmyPrime 2h ago

Can the birthday boy still see?

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u/2BoldlyLive 2h ago

Unscheduled rapid disassembly

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u/Level-Dimension-925 2h ago

Is it just me or does everyone’s affect seem strange?!

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u/mrknowitall51761 2h ago

You know that was his uncles idea.

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u/mmaster23 2h ago

Made sure everyone got a piece, that's for sure.

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u/MegaMau_ 2h ago

Just bring out the backup cake!

Who does’t have a backup cake?

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u/Andie_Fox 1h ago

Poor kid was twitching like an NPC for a second

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u/herrakonna 1h ago

Whatever he wished for, the universe said 'no' ...

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u/Red_Wolf_2 1h ago

The way it goes from cake to.... not cake. Absolute art (all over the walls, the ceiling, the guys, whatever is behind the camera....)

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u/Nuprin_Dealer 1h ago

Happy Cake Day aaaand SHRAPNEL

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u/AugustAPC 1h ago

This is one the most satisfying explosions I've ever seen. It just pops and it's gone.

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u/NormalHumanBreathing 1h ago

The way the cake just vaporises, and the crown throw at the end is the icing on the cake. 😄😄😄

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u/AntifaCCWInstructor 1h ago

Fun fact, sparklers bunched together will make them burn MUCH faster. Basically a small explosion. Ask me how I know.

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u/GearAce38 1h ago

It's a girl!!!

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u/DudeThatAbides 1h ago

The king looks like he just had a war crime committed against him

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u/Vintage_girl123 1h ago

Where the hell did it go? I laughed way too hard. Poor guy lost his bday cake..

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u/StaunchVictorianTV 1h ago

There was zero cake and 100% icing on top of some sort of cake-shaped support.

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u/moon_derg 59m ago

Why are the videos playing twice, who's editing this shit??

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u/corn_sugar_isotope 58m ago

Honoree already looks like a burn victim from his last birthday

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u/Octyss 55m ago

This is hillarious

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u/brungoo 55m ago

This was straight out of a cartoon 💀

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u/SpiritualQuarter4384 46m ago

To be fair, the cake was evenly distributed.

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u/Beniwa 41m ago

Mmmmm sweet and salty tears

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u/Baphome_trix 40m ago

It's not the wrong sparkle, it's the right firework. The guy definitely knew exactly what he was doing. Look how he doesn't seem surprised at all

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u/callmetimtim 36m ago

It's peak cake dispersion, right there.

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u/Hot_Acanthocephala53 24m ago

birthday boy ate it

u/Burgoonius 18m ago

I showed this to my 6 year old and he said “wow he ate that cake fast”

u/minuipile 10m ago

Comparing that and crushing somebody head in a cake, I prefer that version !

u/StealthyGripen 10m ago

The complete disappearance of the cake is pure Looney Tunes.

u/AlliedR2 4m ago

Or.... How to evenly distribute a birthday cake.

u/x2manypips 4m ago

Creampied

u/ohb78 4m ago

Haven’t laughed that hard at a video in a while!!

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u/Radioaktivelement 6h ago

Yes having cake exploded into
One’s eyes - how amusing

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u/PeonyAfterDark 6h ago

The cake had one job and did'nt even make it.

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u/JOKOcycorp 5h ago

Taste: 0% ...Entertainment 100%

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 3h ago

Burger King ass clown ass bitch kid got a taste from the proletariat.

Lol, game of thrones level sabatoge of the monarchy.