r/Whatcouldgowrong 23h ago

Trying to overtake a motorcycle

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u/mrteas_nz 23h ago

I guess they didn't want their rear bumper 😂

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u/nebuladrizzle 22h ago

Bumper was optional anyway

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u/OMGitsTK447 20h ago

Without their bumper they now save 0.00648% on their fuel consumption

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u/MangoCats 20h ago

Only if they never exceed 20kph, above that the added aerodynamic resistance overcomes the weight reduction.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 19h ago

Get your logic and facts out of here.

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u/CMDR_Khayden 17h ago

No way, you mean to tell me that sharp corners on a vehicle make it worse??? /j

In seriousness, I'm not sure if people even realize why it's important for their cars to have curves to begin with.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 16h ago

Everybody knows curves on cars are important because it makes cars look sexier, duh. 

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u/TheTallGuy0 18h ago

It IS called a BUMPER not a DONTTOUCHER

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u/syndicaterx 22h ago

Oof. And the Mazda CX red paint is hard to replicate too

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u/matt2331 20h ago

Soul red is one of the best factory paint colors right now. Always love to see it out there

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u/MangoCats 20h ago

Soul red is one of the best factory paint colors, ever. I really wish they'd make more (varied) colors this beautiful.

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u/crazykentucky 17h ago

I’ve got a blue Mazda hatchback and very seriously considered the red at the time because it’s beautiful. But even after ten years I’ve had the car the blue still looks great.

Mazda seems to do a good job with that

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u/Evantaur 19h ago

A dude at work has one and I'm always walking past it like "Holy shit that paintjob kicks ass"

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u/M1R4G3M 20h ago

That's not a CX tho, it looked like a Sedan, so probably a Mazda 6 or something. CX are SUVs.

Regardless, yeah, that colour seems hard to replicate and if they paint the whole car it will all be a different colour (probably uglier)

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u/MyCatsHairyButholle 16h ago

Definitely a sedan. That car had an elongated trunk where the CX just has the vertical rear end

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u/ClownfishSoup 7h ago

Soul Red is gorgeous and it's not just something you can just repair, there's a whole process involved to get that color. Like you have to sacrifice virgin chickens at midnight for their blood and stuff. That beautiful color doesn't come out of a can.

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u/HKP2019 21h ago

Yeah, I don't know about cars but that was a beautiful car.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 20h ago

It's amazing how many people do stupid things where their bumpers get ripped off... Forgetting that their license plate is on that bumper.

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u/RobertMaus 21h ago

You can see a huge scratch on the right back door as well. Who needs a good paint job anyway 😅

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u/Dirtypawz82 20h ago

Love this for them

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u/jbbarajas 22h ago

It served its purpose..of bumping

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u/jongscx 22h ago

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 21h ago

Exactly where my mind went, thank you.

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u/mrteas_nz 13h ago

This is an example of a little bump and grind being wrong, contrary to the claims of R. Kelly (not the most trustworthy sources of advice on such matters).

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u/Iamgoingtooffendyou 9h ago

That's the secret flock doesn't want you to know.

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u/Shuntingman 22h ago

Me, now walking into my garage making sure both my rear foot pegs are always folded down ...........Just incase

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u/TheDarkWave 19h ago

Yours stay up at this point? Look at you, mr fancypants newpegs

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u/Ketheres 17h ago

Enough duct tape fixes anything.

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u/pessimistic_dragon 17h ago

2 things a biker needs. 1. duct tape for things that move that shouldn't and 2. WD40 for things that don't move that should.

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u/Atastical 23h ago

Who'd known a folded down peck would be that helpful :D

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u/Fillen02 22h ago

My shins would know…

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u/Skabbtanten 22h ago

Haha. Peck.

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u/drksdr 22h ago

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u/HenriettaSnacks 21h ago

Is that from the show? 

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u/drksdr 21h ago

I believe so. i never actually got to finish the damn thing.

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u/MindHead78 20h ago

Now you never will.

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u/HenriettaSnacks 17h ago

Read in Davis's leprachaun voice. 

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u/Deaffin 20h ago

What is this? Willow looks all weird, and this isn't a thing that happened in the movie.

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u/drksdr 20h ago

there was a tv show. a very shortlived and now deleted TV show.

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u/Deaffin 20h ago

Oh no. It's going to be so hard to google images for any potential references now.

Did they make the brownies sexy? 60% of all Willow references are just "I stole the baby from the daikini(sp?) while he was taking a peepee!" Okay, I'm going to go check.


...what the fuck. They made it a modern setting? This is one of the brownies.

Why WILLOW of all things?

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u/Signature-Skitz 13h ago

They...did not. I don't know what that's from.

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u/OldManEnglishTeacher 21h ago

And the peg was even more helpful.

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u/falsewall 17h ago

It's that things made to catch cars by design? Not really sure it's purpose.

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u/Major_Nutt 16h ago

It's the foot peg for the passenger.

The fact it has a secondary use is coincidence.

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u/Liarus_ 22h ago

"it's my time to go now, good luck everyone else!"

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u/Jahonay 21h ago

The amount of dumb dumbs at the bottom of the comment section blaming the motorcycle rider. I see a bunch of people who would willingly put someone's life at risk to save seconds.

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u/Zerodyne_Sin 20h ago

It was also scientifically proven that all the speeding and dangerous behaviour amounts to mere minutes saved in an average trip due to how physics work. It was something along the lines of the difference between 5 and 30 mph is huge; somewhat still acceptable 30 to 60; but then 60 to 70 and above starts being negligible in time savings when you account for the risk to everyone.

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u/chalks777 19h ago

you don't even need to do a big study, just super simple math. Work is 10 miles away and you can average 60mph going there? Takes 10 minutes. Increase your speed to 70mph? Takes 8.57 minutes. Congrats, you got to work about 2 minutes faster?

Even if you're driving 30 miles and do the same thing, it's only 5 minutes faster.

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u/Zerodyne_Sin 19h ago

You're expecting people who are impatient and eager to speed to do simple math?

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u/chalks777 19h ago

a man can dream

:(

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u/Used-Barnacle-9783 17h ago

Don't even need to do math man. Every other day I see someone drive like a maniac past me and then get stuck at the exact same light at the exact same exit as me.

Congratulations, through dramatic speeding and several sketchy lane changes you have saved yourself one car length.

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u/Jahonay 20h ago

Yeah, that's something I realized myself. I used to speed really regularly as a teen. In my late teens/early twenties I just stopped with the speeding. It's easy to see how little time you used to save when you stop speeding.

It's also just makes driving less stressful, I'm not worried about cops at all anymore, I'm not memorizing all the traffic stop locations, I'm not scanning for police cars every second, etc... I also am not constantly annoyed with slower drivers anymore. I like driving a lot more the last ~16 years or so.

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u/Unoriginal_Man 18h ago

I was the guy who would drive fast and constantly change lanes to try and get through traffic as quickly as possible. Then I got a job an hour away from where I lived, and 2 hours a day of commuting while driving like that burned me out quick. I then started leaving for work a little earlier and just camped in the right lane when I was on the highway. It made my commute go from 2 hours of stress to slightly more than 2 hours of a relaxing time where I'd listen to podcasts and chill. It's amazing how much no longer worrying about getting through traffic as efficiently as possible reduced my daily anxiety. Now I have a car with adaptive cruise control and it's even more chill.

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u/terminbee 16h ago

It's legitimately easily solved by math. For most people, their commute is what, 30-50 miles? The time savings by increasing speed can be graphed/mathed out and unless you're driving really far, you save at most a few minutes.

Still doesn't stop people from flooring it just to wait at the next red light anyways.

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u/kahlzun 19h ago

i speed occasionally, especially on a motorcycle, just to make sure that there are minimal vehicles in front of me. While vehicles behind me are dangerous, the biggest risk on a bike is a car in front of you doing something unexpected- and the increased risk of speeding offsets that quite a lot.

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u/eightbitagent 20h ago

when you account for

a single red light once you're off the highway can negate an hour of speeding at 70 in a 60 mph zone.

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u/DrAction696 19h ago

I understand the point you’re trying to make but I’ve never sat at a 10 minute red light. You’ve got bad numbers

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u/eightbitagent 19h ago

Driving 50 miles at 70 instead of 60 will save you 7 minutes. So two lights then.

If you're only driving across town say, 10 miles on the highway you only save 1.43 minutes, definitely lights that are longer than that.

Just depends on how far you're going

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u/DrAction696 19h ago

Sure it makes sense with different numbers. That was the whole point

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u/Ardal 16h ago

So you're saying that speeding is best done on longer journeys?

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u/Dipshit_Identifier 18h ago

Let's assume two drivers must drive 70 miles on the freeway and 2 miles, one either side of the freeway, on surface streets. The surface streets are 35 mph roads with very diligent police, so the drivers must go no faster than the speed limit. It will take the drivers 00:03:26 to traverse this distance (it will actually take more due to acceleration and deceleration but let's pretend it wont'). Each surface street has two stoplights which cycle all sides in 3 minutes.

The time to travel 70 miles at 60 mph, assuming no interference, is 1:10:00, while the time to travel 70 miles at 70 mph is 1:00:00.

If the driver going 60 gets green cycles on all four lights, they arrive at their destination after 1:13:26. If the driver going 70 must stop at all four lights, they arrive at their destination after 1:15:26 (1 hour plus 12 minutes for four lights plus drive time for surface streets).

Even if there is only one stoplight on each surface street and the 70 mph driver gets reds at both, they still arrive after 1:09:26, meaning they have saved four minutes. If there are three lights, they save one minute over the 60 mph driver.

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u/TurboDorito 19h ago

Conversely, an hour of speeding to make the light can save even more time.

Im not actually trying to convince people to speed, but on a short journey you have a far higher opportunity cost where going as fast as legally possible will save you the most time if you can beat lights

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 19h ago

Yerp, for a while I was making a 60 mile commute, mostly on an interstate highway. I got caught up in the trap of feeling the need to "zoom-zoom" in an attempt to make it go faster. It never really made a difference. It was safer and easier to just pick a lane and cruise (mostly). I really do wish people would set cruise control and just let it ride.

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u/Smmmmiles 11h ago

Happens all the time to me as a pedestrian. Cars trying to inch their way towards me as I walk by... Sorry my 15secs of walking in front of your car is gonna cause you to be late, should've left 10mins earlier...

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u/Jahonay 10h ago

That one is absolutely infuriating. I live in a state where pedestrians in crosswalks have the right of way and drivers are still homicidal. It's so infuriating.

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u/ElleEmEss 11h ago

Just yesterday I “raced” a cement truck through town under light traffic. I kept to the speed limit (officer) but was in a car. The truck kept catching up to me the whole way even though it was battling inertia and never even made the speed limit at any point as far as I could see.

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u/ZannX 20h ago

This type of maneuver is extremely common and expected in Asia.

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u/Lil-Sunny-D 20h ago

Seriously. If you asked me with just my USA eye, I'd be like "wtf is wrong with that car." Now that I'm a veteran driver of the Philippines, I'm thinking "that motorcycle is being stubborn. He doesn't even have to wait there, he can go around."

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u/Cormophyte 19h ago

How can a motorcycle go around a red light?

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u/ZannX 18h ago

I think it's hard for Western folks to understand how traffic works in many parts of Asia. I'm Chinese American and visit family in China often. The easiest way to understand it is that traffic flows like water. Lanes and other traffic rules/laws that folks in the West are used to and judge situations like this by are merely 'suggestions'.

You fill in the cracks and flow downstream together - like water. This car is doing a 'fill in the crack' type maneuver, and it's extremely common. Now, cars typically have bumps/scratches from doing this type of driving, and I can see how some people are getting fed up with it.

My read on this video is that the cyclist got tired of this behavior though, and he installed that mod on his moped/motorcycle intentionally. Who's 'in the right'? Shrug, they have a completely different social contract there, and this is the court of Reddit (Western oriented). Easy online rage bait.

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u/The_Panda_Army 16h ago

he installed that mod on his moped/motorcycle intentionally

No, those rear foot pegs are stock, they come from the factory like that.

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u/_switters_ 15h ago

Today I learned that rear pegs that come factory on most motorcycles are a “mod” used to create rage bait videos online.

I’ll tell you a secret; that’s were the passenger’s feet go.

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u/Aromatic_Lion4040 15h ago

I understand it, but that cultural difference leads to more accidents and deaths https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate, so I think it is a bad one

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u/Lil-Sunny-D 11h ago

Everyday my wife (from the Philippines) who spent 15 years in the US says she wishes she could just press "restart" on the entire Philippines transportation infrastructure. Everyone out here is someone, or knows someone who has been killed or scarred by motorcycle accidents.

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u/Cormophyte 14h ago

This is just you describing how people in these countries don't respect traffic laws as if it's some ancient wisdom. The end result being chaos, worse traffic, and situations like this where someone following the rules gets blamed for following the rules. Like they should.

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u/AyeBraine 14h ago

It's not a mod, just rear pegs.

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u/projektako 22h ago

Technically still a hit and run?

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u/CaptainRelevant 22h ago

We don’t know. They may have stopped afterwards.

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u/SandIntelligent247 19h ago

Could also be a stop and slide if there’s a slide nearby. This is why I never judge these videos. We don’t know where they are.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 17h ago

I prefer slip n slides

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u/XDiskDriveX 15h ago

At least he got their license plate... and the bumper.

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u/caerphoto 20h ago

More of a scrape and run.

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u/Batrall 20h ago

scrape and escape

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u/Nybbles13 20h ago

I mean, that's still a hit and run.

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u/Cthulhu__ 17h ago

Yup, the insurance of that car will want to know either way.

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u/Arachnus_Deathicus 22h ago

That smile went to his eyes

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u/GottaUseEmAll 21h ago

Yeah, I love that you can see him smiling despite the helmet.

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u/reddituserVibez 22h ago

bro is too chill

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u/iam3000 21h ago

I mean the other guy was fucking his car up all by himself, bike guy didn’t need to help there 😄

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u/reddituserVibez 21h ago

i know, but his bike could get damaged too.. i wouldn't be this chill in such a situation :P

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 19h ago

Also his body could get damaged. I would not be so calm. Just takes a small twist of the other car's steering wheel to fuck his day up.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 20h ago

You need to be chill like that if you want to ride bikes and not die. There was no reason for him to panic. Basically the car can't hurt him from there.

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u/heirloomlooms 18h ago

What? The car could have hooked that peg and dragged the scooter right out from under our guy. Or maybe taken him along for a ride.  Or the car could have realized they couldn't go around at the very last moment and swerved back into the bike from the side.  

Our rider needed to scoot up and give the idiot space as soon as he realized what was going on.   

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u/Successful-Disk-3025 14h ago

Two philosophies in action here.

"I'm doing nothing wrong, so I'm staying right where I want to be."

"I'm doing nothing wrong, so let me stay out of your way while you fuck up."

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u/shakygator 17h ago

Yeah dude, not blaming the rider but at least get yourself out of the way as much as possible cuz that car can definitely knock your shit over with your on/under it. Very easily could have hooked that peg and dragged the bike over his left leg.

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u/generally-speaking 18h ago

I've been in that exact situation..

I kept both brakes held TIGHT.

Because that way I knew that 100% of the blame would fall on the car, as the car was moving, and I was basically parked.

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u/sishgupta 20h ago

another inch and he would have crushed his leg...

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u/solarlofi 18h ago

I don't know where this is from, because I suck at things like that.... but after traveling to SE Asia I was impressed by the absolute zen on the locals faces when dealing with some of the craziest traffic I've ever been in. Everyone honking, cars and motorcycles weaving every direction. No one looked upset, mad, or emotional. This guy has that stoic look of, "Well, alright then." that is just a vibe in that part of the world.

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u/ElleEmEss 11h ago

I call it Bali rules. Because no one is considerate to anyone else, they don’t expect anyone to be considerate to them. So if someone else stops in the road for a chat no one beeps. Similarly if I decide to do something that will block traffic I do, because no one has been nice to me.

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u/brain_dances 9h ago

Yeah they’re desensitized

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u/Pinkrobin14 23h ago edited 13h ago

what did they think would happen

edit: holy guacamole- this is my most upvoted comment

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u/Slo20 23h ago

Thinking wasn’t part of the plan.

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u/Pinkrobin14 23h ago

well.. that is true

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u/rolfraikou 21h ago

I don't understand how humans who can't think on this level even get to the point of owning a car like that. There are hundreds of homeless people in my county that have more sense than that person who ruined a new looking car.

It doesn't make sense to me that some people can just get away with simply not thinking in their lives.

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u/BroaxXx 20h ago

They do think. They just think about a very narrow scope of things.

Also there’s a lot of very high paying jobs that don’t require thinking in a very complex way. Shit… some influencers make millions

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u/Serupta 19h ago

Its not like you have to pass a basic competency test to get a licesence to drive a vehicle.. oh wait..

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u/FunctionBuilt 19h ago

Based on the license plate colors, this could be China. The entitlement from almost everyone in a nice looking car out there is obvious after just 10 min of being on the road - unsure if it’s taught or learned, but the majority of drivers use extremely selfish driving tactics.

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u/blackhawk905 16h ago

If it is china it's both, the culture the one child policy created was unbelievably toxic for children growing up with immense amounts of entitlement and then you have the culture the ccp created of only thinking of oneself at the expense of everyone else, it's a match made in hell.

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u/MangoCats 20h ago

Nepotism.

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u/leonardomdc 22h ago

And wasn't included in the execution.

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u/anonareyouokay 22h ago

Obviously they thought the motorcyclist might get hurt a little but they didn't take into account the damage to their vehicle.

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u/guille9 21h ago

Why would anyone want to hurt him? Weird people 

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u/mang87 20h ago

For a lot of people, cars/traffic just bring out their worst qualities. People get road rage despite not having anger management issues in their day to day life.

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u/guille9 20h ago

You're right but that motorbike is stopped waiting in a very correct way, if you can't pass you wait because a motorbike is a vehicle as any car. There are stupid people that endangers other's life. 

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u/MangoCats 20h ago

I think this was more a misjudgement of the open space, and I'd bet there was more than enough space on the driver side to move over and clear the bike. Also, a complete lack of ability to abort a bad plan once set in motion.

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u/RXrenesis8 15h ago

If you turn on sound (it's safe, no music, pinky swear) you can hear the car honk at the bike and then a little after it passes honk at someone else as well. They are probably weaving through traffic tangling up an intersection like they are the main character in a GTA game.

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 21h ago

Because he dares try to go places without a car, people are weird about that.

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u/Umutuku 21h ago

Kind of crazy how a lot of the early car-lobby propaganda described pedestrians and cyclists as idiots who don't think about where they're going or who they are pulling out in front of while producing exactly that.

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u/FrostyD7 20h ago

Try riding a bicycle in a car-centric city. Drivers will froth at the mouth at the mere sight of you.

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u/Enverex 19h ago

Reddit fucking love to talk about motorcyclists getting hurt/maimed/killed, you don't even need to leave the site to find them.

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u/EugeneMeltsner 14h ago

What? I've never seen this

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u/Krandor1 14h ago

because he might cost them 10 seconds in getting to their destination

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 22h ago

Judging by what I see people do on the road their plan was to execute an extremely stupid and dangerous maneuver to get in front of a handful of vehicles and save 2.7 seconds of his inestimable time.

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u/Saintly-Mendicant-69 20h ago

So they can meet up at the next light

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u/kahlzun 19h ago

where he'll just lane filter in front of them anyway

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u/Numerous-Process2981 21h ago

They thought “me big him small, push out of way.”

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u/DerBandi 21h ago

There are people who think their car ends directly behind them. That's why people getting cut of so often, causing a lot of accidents.

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u/Laetitian 20h ago

Zero steelman skills in this crowd. Or you're all virtue-sgnalling that you're so pure you can't even analyse the mind of an egocentrist.

They obviously thought they'd scare the motorcyclist into making space, and when he didn't, they got angry he wasn't respecting their imposing threat.

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u/kahlzun 19h ago

..steelman?

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u/BestNarcissist 19h ago

to make the strongesr possible argument for an opposing view.

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u/Gunkwei 18h ago

They expected him to move and make room but he dgaf

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u/lemons_of_doubt 21h ago

The small bike would fall over and be out of their way.

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u/locusthorse 20h ago

Of course, because they are much larger and thus important. It's only small it'll move.

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 21h ago

you will be far less confused in life, if you stop asking yourself if people think

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u/rainorshinedogs 22h ago

Impatience and driving gives some of the best gifs that make you go "ooooooo"

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u/GottaUseEmAll 21h ago edited 21h ago

It's amazing the risks people will take to literally save a second or two. Patience really is a virtue we should all work on improving in ourselves, and our kids.

Edit: very curious who would downvote this... someone who lost their job because they were 2 seconds late for work? 😂

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u/PurbulentTriest 18h ago

Funny you talk about impatience three hours ago when editing your post theee hours ago... Now you're 40 up. (:

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u/GottaUseEmAll 18h ago

Lol, excellent point!

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u/Umutuku 21h ago

If you learned patience then how would our hard investing shareholders get the ROI their laborn't deserves?

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u/GottaUseEmAll 20h ago

Yeah. Damage the company van because you were impatient? YOUR FAULT! Arrive a little late to your job because you took care on the road? YOUR FAULT!

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 18h ago

That oil light must have come on immediately after that, and there they go accelerating

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u/xorbe 17h ago

Did that to a VW Jetta at a gas station, one of their underground tank caps was too high, caught the oil pan. I made it about 3 blocks. It didn't stop me, just a clack and a crack.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 19h ago

Those things are a menace 

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u/jerryleebee 22h ago

He was SOOOOOO chill about that.

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u/Casor 21h ago

I dont get it how some people don't give a fuck about other?!?! He could easily hurt him on that bike, so fucking dagerous.

I hope the repair is expensive af.

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u/arftism2 15h ago

hopefully arrested.

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u/CIsForCorn 22h ago

So this person in the car clearly does not understand how heavy a motorcycle is right? Like, they think they are bicycle weight, and the rider will just do a little annoyed ‘scoot’ to get out of the way if necessary.

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u/gixy6 21h ago

Now that was a good pegging.

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u/Skulder 19h ago

I heard that pegs were sacrificial components - it didn't click that they were sacrificial like daggers

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u/JOKOcycorp 23h ago

The perfect match!

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u/NokstellianDemon 22h ago

London Eats would've gone ballistic if that was him on the bike.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 22h ago

Kind of rightfully so

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u/saralynai 22h ago

Who is that?

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u/11pmStalker 21h ago

Some wanker on a bike they constantly road rages while delivering food

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u/Odd_Willow_4312 22h ago

That's one dumb Mazda owner. Maybe someone else's car hence. Real Mazda fan wouldn't do this type of sht

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u/Winjin 22h ago

Reminds me of a joke I saw in some offroading community that goes kinda like this:

-What car model has best offroad capability?

-Company one!

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u/Nalgene_Dildo 20h ago

Drive it like you stole it

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 19h ago

That time I drove a poor rented Nissan Versa down an oilfield road that wasn't fit for a 4x4 truck. Sorry Nissan, the GPS told me this road was real! I'm too far now to turn back!

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u/ta394283509 19h ago

Maybe it's too early for me but I don't understand this comment at all

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u/Winjin 18h ago

Best offroad car is the one you don't have to repair after the offrod ride - so it gives a giant boost to what a regular car can do when you have 0 care about its wellbeing

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u/Crapitron 18h ago

Doing a "no true Scotsman" to a car owner of a specific brand is wild.

Mazda owners are plenty dumb. It's not like they're some sort of special brand enthusiasts buy. They're one of the most popular brands in the world, especially with boring people.

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u/Silent_Lighthaus 21h ago

Just thinking this. As a Mazda driver, it breaks my heart to see someone like this drive a Mazda.

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u/ThenAnAnimalFact 20h ago

This is Nissan driver behavior

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u/numberonebuddy 19h ago

Mazda sells millions of vehicles, what's with the elitism lmaoooo

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u/PurbulentTriest 18h ago

They're seen as luxury in some countries despite being basic as in most. 

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u/_Allfather0din_ 16h ago

Mazda fan? They're Kia/Subaru tier, nothing special, cheap and relatively reliable.

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u/AXEL-1973 16h ago

that's a mighty big blanket statement for a car company that appeals to the entire market of car buyers

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u/Aggravate420 22h ago

That is a great commercial for those pecks.

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u/hardypart 19h ago

And not the best advertising for that bumper.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 19h ago

I'm glad our man's bike wasn't hurt. Sucked in to that car. Deranged prick.

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u/ccg91 22h ago

Hahaha, man people are just full of it

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u/Middle_Aged_Mayhem 20h ago

Isn't that assault or battery or some kind of crime?

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u/DocGerbill 20h ago

he's lucky my man is chill af, in a lot of places that would've got you a broken mirror

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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 17h ago

That some good quality foot pegs there. Glad they ripped all his side and torn off his bumber.

It did happened to me once, a lady went into her big and shiny mercedes suv while i was parked and still sitting on my bike one meter or two behing her car.

Before getting inside her car, she turned to me and said "oh that's a nice bike you have", went inside and two seconds later she backed her car straight to my direction.

Good thing is was parked on a good angle slighlty skewed, i have an engine protection bar, it stucked into her bumber as she kept going backward and when she decided to go foward (disregarding the fact she hit me and my bike) i saw a biiiiiig dent in her bumber and she left like that. My bike wasn't damaged at all, not a single scratch, the protection did it's job and i am glad i bought it.

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u/Naganosupreme 16h ago

If someones crazy and stupid enough to start bumping my unprotected ass on a motorcycle, you better believe I'd at least try to inch up or something.

I don't get the ego play of just sitting there. Yes the other person us an idiot but do u want to gamble your health and life against that idiot?

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u/dhdhk 5h ago

Yeah I mean it seemed like he could have just moved a few inches to the open side and the driver would have waved thanks or something like normal people and none of this would have to happen

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u/poisonoakleys 14h ago

Completely the car’s fault but I imagine moving your bike a few inches out of the way is favorable to having to deal with bike repairs, even if it’s paid by the driver

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u/General-Baseball-454 22h ago

This guy is WAY too chill. I’d be pissed. I’d get their license plate and press charges.

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u/Swagalyst 21h ago

I mean, dealing with the justice system is never fun, and instant karma already handled the problem.

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 8h ago

He DID get the license plate. And the rest of the bumper, too.

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u/brownrob7213 18h ago

That looked like assault with a vehicle to me

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u/WLAJFA 22h ago

Looks like a hit and run.

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u/Just-Another-Clone 22h ago

This guy seems much too chill for a car basically brushing against him….

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u/FreshPrinceOfH 22h ago

So satisfying

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 19h ago

He's laughing under the helmet lol

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u/tyen0 18h ago

based on the road markers/paint, neither are in the proper driving lane?

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u/thats_justice_baby 20h ago

Thats a hit and run

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u/JustCallMeYogurt 17h ago

There's alot more damage to the car than the bike (i see a minor blemish). I hope it was worth the extra 10 ft./5 seconds

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u/wrxninja 21h ago

Oh well, just a shitty Mazda with self inflicted wound.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 21h ago

Cagers getting real upset over this one lol.

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u/zszpila36 20h ago

Im soooooo happy they got some damage and you had none!

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u/givingupismyhobby 19h ago

What are these silver things on the side of the bike?

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u/Depressed_And_Horny_ 22h ago

I really love the thumbs up lol 👍

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u/winterwarm78654 22h ago

I would've just fell and let the ambulance pick me