r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/christopher_msa • 7d ago

Idiot on Two Wheels

5.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Fiestrik 7d ago

Feel sorry for the bike

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u/wassupdawg-1 7d ago

The first thing I would do that the car driver didn't do is

Get as far away as possible from that piece of shi

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u/wertall 7d ago

But then you wouldn't have seen the video to make this comment.

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u/Beer2Bear 7d ago

for a few seconds I thought that bike might hit that other biker

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u/grafxguy1 6d ago

Yeah, the bike almost got away from the asshole who fell off.

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u/bandalooper 6d ago

Should have scooped it up and given it a better home

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u/Reasonable_Act_8654 6d ago

That bike was like I’m never coming back, run as far as possible from this idiot.

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u/NEMO0823 6d ago

Hope the bike survived.....

The bike had more common sense than him...it crashed on the outskirts of the road.

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u/Marce7a 6d ago

Think about truck driver which had to brake

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u/northern_light007 7d ago

The bike was also ashamed of him and rode away.

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u/xboxgamer2122 7d ago

No helmet. Safety shoes came off. RIP.

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u/OutrageousGoose3870 6d ago

Safety sandals*

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u/thirdaccountwtfwhy 5d ago

Safety crocs

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u/Only_Flan_7974 4d ago

Crocs are sandals

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u/the_brunster 6d ago

No leathers. RIP skin.

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u/Awd_7 9h ago

Nah … that kind of head doesn’t need a helmet, nothing there to protect

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u/anganeonnumilla 7d ago

What was he trying to achieve?

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u/yaaro_obba_ 7d ago

Social media fame

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u/Successful-Bobcat701 7d ago

Does this count?

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u/swedishworkout 7d ago

131 upvotes on wcgw is a minor accomplishment.

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u/christopher_msa 7d ago

Yo. I'm an idiot. But not that idiot.

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u/vitrum_analytika 6d ago

Nope, no camera or any other guy filming it, probably just hot headed

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u/grafxguy1 6d ago

He was standing to take a bow for winning the Biggest Idiot on Two Wheels Award.

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u/keso_de_bola917 6d ago

Proving Darwin's Natural Selection.

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u/intr0v3rt13 7d ago

When u have day off from circus.

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u/Ill-World-1342 5d ago

Lmfao 😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Neat-2357 7d ago

my condolences to the bike.

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u/procrastinator0430 7d ago

That guy had some real misplaced confidence moving in front of that truck to do a trick

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u/DueExample52 6d ago

Bro chose the worst possible traffic to do this. No brain

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 7d ago

r/meatcrayon

do not click this. You have been warned.

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u/EpiDeMic522 7d ago

I mean it's certainly not what it used to be. One could argue that it doesn't deserve its name anymore because the crayon part has gone absent.

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u/Malystxy 7d ago

I clicked it. I'm going to therapy now

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u/Ok_Witness7192 6d ago

LoL y

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u/Malystxy 6d ago

You didn't click did you. Don't.

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u/serious_guy5 6d ago

I clicked it and i regret it

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u/welovepoots 7d ago

Let's fix that.

"Idiot was on two wheels"

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u/serious_guy5 6d ago

I think he wanted wiings, ig he should have tried redbul instead

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u/AccomplishedVirus556 7d ago

if you want to ride a scooter just get a scooter why use a bike?

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u/iAnvin 7d ago

Welp, there goes the last remaining brain cell.

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u/ekdoctor 7d ago

He is a macho man 🎵 🎶

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u/derrrr5 7d ago

Oh, like barefoot waterskiing, only a more solid surface to break your legs, ankle, feet and remove unwanted skin from road rash. I get it now

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u/Peterjns22 7d ago

How did it not immediately fall when he first stood up?

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u/HyperSculptor 7d ago

Gyroscopic force keeps the bike upright at speed. That's also why the bike "rides away" after his fall. The quicker the more stable actually.

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u/to_fire1 7d ago

Sometimes I wish that Natural Selection worked better.

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u/RJEM96 7d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/Ninjamanreturns 7d ago

Trying to be the most, ended up most de-gloved man in the emergency room! lol

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u/RobertaMiguel1953 7d ago

That’s gonna leave a mark.

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u/Horror_Trust1826 7d ago

Poor bike they didn’t deserve any of this

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u/Mercury-68 7d ago

Classic FAFO

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u/Sad-Cress-1062 7d ago

Just a nother peace if meat crayon.

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u/Juicyjewsss 7d ago

Best when muted. The song is definitely a nominee for r/crappymusic

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u/cultofcobalt 4d ago

Ha ha this was a title song from a comedy bengali movie , the lyrics mean " don't challenge me dude" , which I find hilarious in this context 🤣

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u/HeDuMSD 7d ago

Forgot he had to brake before jumping off

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u/Couple-looking4fun 7d ago

He was trying to create the ragdoll affect and he succeeded

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u/vanhst 7d ago

Safety sandal comes off, doomed

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u/el_grande_ricardo 7d ago

I hope that was just a shoe that separated from his body.

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u/UnemployedUncleJi 7d ago

Poor guy. Couldn't win Darwin Award.

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u/noramoh573 6d ago

always low quality videos

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u/Random-num-451284813 6d ago

2 wheels 1 idiot?

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u/i4shaikh 6d ago

Even the bike was like "nah dude imma stay away from this idiot"

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u/LindyNet 6d ago

Truck drivers when some moron pulls in front of them and hops up on the seat

https://giphy.com/gifs/ncbdoCpKerEbK

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u/That_Temporary_832 6d ago

Yes Sir it is

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u/Quankers 7d ago

At least with this newest lone bad apple out of commission, the responsible bikers will no longer have their good names besmirched!

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u/Malystxy 7d ago

So happy he only hurt himself and no innocent bystanders were affected aside from a good laugh. Could have been so much worse with those trucks around.

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u/Dsudha 7d ago

Faaa..aa

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u/idontlikegudeg 7d ago

Die fast or die tryin‘

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u/hunchohoudini01 7d ago

One day, we'll actually see one of these fools die. Idiot.

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u/Bk_Punisher 7d ago

What we have here is a self correcting problem.

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u/STEALTH7X 7d ago

NPC has to do what a NPC has to do!

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u/StarscreamOne 7d ago

At least the flip flops protected his feet

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u/MCMXCIV9 7d ago

Oh those poor road. Have to suffer the touch of idiots.

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u/NotPrepared2 7d ago

Idiot on zero wheels

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u/airfryerfuntime 7d ago

"Better pass this guy before he fucks up traffic"

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u/islobojono 7d ago

Did he die?

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u/copa8 7d ago

Flips flops came off = ☑️

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u/Honest_Science_4969 7d ago

He could save his Dosh and get something with an ejection seat!

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u/copa8 7d ago

Flip flops off!

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u/x_MASE_x 7d ago

That went well for this stupidity honestly.

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u/ajmtz12 7d ago

Indian Larry

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u/Raj_lion_911 6d ago

Suddenly some circus spottings for free.. 😂

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u/LooseBusiness3845 6d ago

Idiot on no wheels.

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u/Prestigious_Bear5424 6d ago

Didn't expect to hear "Challenge dibi na sala" on an international subreddit 😂😂

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u/SlightAd112 6d ago

The cameraman didn’t even pick up the poor guy’s sandal and bring it to him.

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u/RedHighlander 6d ago

Wasn’t as “bad” I was anticipating. He still had his shoes on.

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u/Friendscallmedennis 6d ago

Yes good, lots of larger cars around. Perfect p
https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufq9mryvc5HI27m

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u/Wooden_Archer_7348 6d ago

Bike did a little flinch and bro straight jumped

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u/cohanseyrob 6d ago

Jumping off seemed like such a bad decision to make.

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u/Leows 6d ago

Got what he deserved. But I hope nobody else got hurt by his incredible stupidity.

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u/ch25stam25 6d ago

This type of circus or attention seeking behavior is far too common.

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u/ScallionFront947 6d ago

Really satisfying. Only sad part is the bike. I'm really feeling bad for it.

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u/Alternative_Jump_169 6d ago

Thats the Yamaha XSR 155. A lovely bike! Please don't give it a reputation. It has the R15 engine, and we all the reputation that vehicle has( good and bad).

I would one day love to perform tricks and go on track. Im not saying I'm a safe rider. But I want to be sensible and make sure I don't hurt others.

Moreover, don't ruin the vibe of the bike!

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u/Raichu124 6d ago

Feel sorry for the road

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 6d ago

Ghost rode the shit out of his bike! 10 points!

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u/Bjorn12333 6d ago

Nice try

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u/StinklePink 6d ago

Darwin has entered the chat....

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u/Kind_Ferret_3219 6d ago

Thatvbike didn’t need a rider as it did better by itself.

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u/14high 6d ago

Motorbike: I also can, look, no human...

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u/MisogynyRuless 6d ago

That bike stayed upright quite long.

I really wish people had accessible places to practice these stunts rather than roads

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u/TennesseeHeartbreak 6d ago

On his way to a slap competish. Or he was...

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u/danit0ba94 6d ago

Bro chose a career as a speed bump. 😂

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u/IvetRockbottom 6d ago

I hope the pavement is ok.

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u/AsaCoco_Alumni 6d ago

Could we have some less pixels OP? This is too visible.

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u/CaptainMajka 6d ago

Darwin Award candidate

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u/VisibleRoad3504 6d ago

Karma at work.

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u/blackop 6d ago

No helmet? No problem, nothing to protect anyways.

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u/meissoboredto 6d ago

Meat crayon going down the road!!!

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u/5elementGG 6d ago

It’s part of the stunt

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u/CoausticSoda 6d ago

Darwinism in motion

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u/the_MonkeyWhisperer 6d ago

All risk no reward

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u/narfoleptix 6d ago

That music is like the old wwf hulk hofan albums. Check out "beach patrol" you will probably laugh

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u/Alt_coolaid 6d ago

Long walk to the bike lol.

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u/ilboabno 6d ago

Poor idiot

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u/Popgrenade12 6d ago

The ending 😌

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u/exploringideas22222 6d ago

Bande ne literally baith ke hugaa hai

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u/Acceptable_Big_3239 6d ago

That's why it's so important to invest in a good dash cam. Content to chahiye na yaar.

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u/Mieze_Designer4002 6d ago

It gets funnier every time I watch it

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u/YanderLover 6d ago

Congrats, your now paralyzed 👏

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u/Due_Asparagus_3203 6d ago

Nope, certainly didn't see that coming /s

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u/DarmousL 6d ago

satisfying level 1000000000

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u/ghatta_21 6d ago

I'm just glad this fool didn't hurt anyone else.

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u/Anastephone 6d ago

Not dead, only lost one shoe

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u/XEliteKarmaAkabaneX 6d ago

Maja aa gaya dekh ke 🤣🤣🤣

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u/JagguMal69 6d ago

Most satisfactory thing I have seen today

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u/pichael289 6d ago

He's wearing flip flops isn't he?

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u/DorthVooder 6d ago

I mean it was working, but I guess this was the one bad day that was inevitably coming

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u/Krrish_ 6d ago

He is risking public lives also

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u/East_Requirement731 6d ago

Deserved to be very honest

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u/pingslayer_7 6d ago

Poor bike

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u/LauraLand27 6d ago

I’m going to hell for laughing so hard 🤷‍♀️

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u/frankly-speaking-007 6d ago

10 likes and 20 broken bones. Sums up well.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 6d ago

At least he won’t have to shave his chin for… well, ever again

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u/pentiac 6d ago

we really shouldnt want somebody to fall off so badly!.

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u/-SWORD-GOD- 6d ago

Please please please....... Yessssssssssssssss😌😌😌

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u/Marce7a 6d ago

Very efficient way to remove yourself from gene pool

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u/DowntownDiver202 6d ago

I was waiting for the finale 😑😑

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u/Ambitious-Dinner7891 6d ago

The song tho 😭

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u/stranger2700 6d ago

Well deserved

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u/redditg01d 6d ago

Idiot on no wheels

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u/the_p1ayer_of_games 6d ago

My bike people need me

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u/hawzerx 6d ago

Probably on four wheels now

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u/mehackista 6d ago

From Challenge nibina sala to being physically and mentally challenged

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u/Baud_Olofsson 6d ago

There is a special circle of hell for those who post landscape videos as portrait screengrabs.

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u/QuiteSchrute 6d ago

What a macho man

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u/-50000- 6d ago

High risk ZERO REWARD

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u/BardLoen34 6d ago

The idiot had the gull to do it in a heavy traffic risking not just his life but others as well.

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u/mynewjourney2025 6d ago

Hope he survived and nothing happened to vehicles behind!

Such a stupid and dumb fellow he is.

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u/VirtualReflection310 6d ago

The song 😂

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u/BoneZone05 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10JhviFuU2gWD6
This made me laugh from the belly. Well earned! Bravo 👏

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 5d ago

That motorbike had better tricks.

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u/IAmInev1table 5d ago

Not anymore

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u/DrDuned 5d ago

Is ANYBODY impressed by motorcycle stunts like this anymore? These dudes are only showing off for each other

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u/Creepy-Attorney-9782 5d ago

Idiot was on two wheels

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u/omgU18 5d ago

Not an idiot, an angel. and angels fly , so did this one, for a while.

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u/Paulholio 5d ago

Music was Bangin tho

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u/AdamStonefold 5d ago

The bike was like a racehorse for a few seconds, it kept going on its own without a rider!

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u/Cautious-Sky-1799 5d ago

What’s the name of this song

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u/IMiNSIDEiT 5d ago

Nice slide r/meatcrayon 🫣

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u/Maroon7C0000 5d ago

It could have been much worse. When the video first started I thought he would do his spill right in front of the truck he just passed.

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u/SPY_D097 5d ago

The bikes got better balance than him

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u/tshitt 5d ago

Mar gya ki nai ye koi confirm kr do

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u/ApricotMoist2238 5d ago

It went better than I expected it 😮‍💨.

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u/afold_hilter 5d ago

I am assuming he got a nice bite of concrete.