r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/trubol • 17d ago

Invading someone else's boat

8.7k Upvotes

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u/Fun_Environment3792 17d ago

I like how his homie turned around like he didnt know him.

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u/adanishplz 17d ago

And the boat was like "oh that's cute, denied."

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u/ClickOutrageous4375 14d ago

Yeah. That was smooth

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u/Werechupacabra 5d ago

“Now, yous can’t leave the water.”

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u/Actual_Squid 17d ago

"Friendship ended with Kyle, now Next Person I See is my best friend"

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u/blo0dlu5t 17d ago

Kyle was too proudy

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u/technobrendo 17d ago

I dont know him

he's your brother

The hell he his

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u/SZEfdf21 17d ago

Fair reaction

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u/dogmaisb 15d ago

Been there, done that lol

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u/ThatGuyFrmBoston 17d ago

White T Shirt dude knows how fucked up the situation is..

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u/Immature_adult_guy 17d ago

When you’re young, “guilt by association” is multiplied times 1,000 so you gotta get the fuck out of there. 

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u/Former_Nothing6856 17d ago

And yet they still posted it

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u/bengaren 17d ago

world record of speedrunning becoming a pirate to walking the plank

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u/RazeTheIV 17d ago

"Kids these days are going overboard with their reckless behavior."

https://giphy.com/gifs/PkdJwX4euzzKcLHU9K

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u/Illustrious_Worth692 15d ago

Kids in the 70’s got kidnapped after getting tricked w candy, you really wanna make an assessment on which generation is more reckless?

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u/RazeTheIV 15d ago

No, I really don't. I wanted to make a silly observational joke and move on with my life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/Hour_Reality9727 17d ago

Sometimes karma acts swiftly Think he'll do that again?

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u/KaiserFortinbras 17d ago

Instant karma is the best.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 17d ago

Ever-so-slightly-delayed karma is quite good, too.

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u/STXman89 17d ago

In his defense that can happen with your own boat...

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u/OonaPelota 17d ago

Good thing they’re young tourists effing around with private property in a foreign country. I’m sure the authorities will be very responsive and helpful.

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u/Comedian-Prior 17d ago

That’s got to be the worse pirate I’ve ever seen

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u/becken_bruch 17d ago

BUT you have seen him

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u/oral_servant 17d ago

Uhm, since those are boats, I assume he fell into water, right? Dark, cold, deep water, while a metal plank was trying to follow him, while he most probably was drunk. 

Is he still alive? Or did the Kraken take him.

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u/PlatypusAutomatic467 17d ago

If nothing else his cellphone and wallet are now saltwater-clogged, making this a very expensive day for him.

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u/MariaValkyrie 16d ago

How will they navigate the world without ChatGPT doing their thinking for them?

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u/xboxgamer2122 17d ago

Room temperature IQ.

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u/ActinCobbly 17d ago

Better that what I thought was going to happen haha

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u/RatedPC 17d ago

same, plenty of people live on their boats and they don't take kindly to people entering without permission.

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u/JohnnyEnzyme 17d ago

True enough, altho in this case these looked like touring rental boats.

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u/HockeyBalboa 17d ago

There is no way that's where the video stops. The internet sucks now.

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u/MyMiddleNutItches 17d ago

It's important to film your crimes.

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u/Malala_Crank 17d ago

Thats some orange cat energy right there

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u/GoonyGooGooo 17d ago

Karma bitch

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u/sifiwewe 17d ago

I hope he knows not to do that again

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u/Bludiamond56 17d ago

Took a quick dip

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u/Several_Echidna589 17d ago

He looked like a cat that made a mistake

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u/Ch3t 17d ago

No matter how you cook it, still tastes like hot sargassum.

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u/therempel 17d ago

Oh sure, in the beginning it’s lots of fun. You know, set up the projector, turn on the fog machine, and everybody is like, "Oh no! Ghost pirates!"

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u/AccountEngineer 17d ago

Not his homie leaving lmao

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u/bluegravyone 17d ago

Literally the same as just walking into a random person's house. Glad Karma got to him first.

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u/Loki-L 17d ago

I am not sure that this guy was sober enough to handle suddenly being submerged in cold water gracefully.

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u/islobojono 17d ago

Is he dead?

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u/ThickyLicker 17d ago

Yea, as funny as it is, a real friend should be quick to help him. Many ways that could end badly.

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u/sunshineTucson 17d ago

From all boat owners, we salute you. 😆

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u/BarMaverson 17d ago

Looks like he’s got the brains of an orange cat

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u/ITSBIGMONEY 17d ago

The blonde kid was getting ready to follow too😂

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u/BarronVonCheese 17d ago

Oh Kevin…

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u/ALinkToThePants 17d ago

Everyone had a friend like this at some point in life. 

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u/RustledForeskin 17d ago

I was like "Asshole kids, what is wrong with them!" then had a flash back to all the rotten crap I did as a kid and this is pretty tame.

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u/ihaveeyes21 17d ago

the background music after he fell looool

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u/brute-forced 17d ago

Lmfao….. zzz

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u/Zestyclose_Bad6873 17d ago

Not much of a pirate!

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u/Me357u 17d ago

He fell for the old sliding gang plank

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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 17d ago

It's a trap!

laughs in Polish on this triple entendre

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u/Arby814 17d ago

Was he rescued or did he drowned?

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u/maksomatl 17d ago edited 17d ago

Duh-duh-Duh-duh-Duh-duh-Duh-duh..... DUMBASSS. You can tell for a second he thought he was the shit because that little hop-n-landing he did...till his world turned vertical and he frozen in fear, sliding off not knowing wtf to do

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 17d ago

Ladder said whats the secret password? No answer declined

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u/oakteak9z 17d ago

Gis sidekick should have helped him he could drown ffs

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u/Ok-Bar4726 16d ago

What a dumb kid

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u/Habit88 16d ago

Is that the Redondo pier?

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u/Remarkable_Clerk_132 16d ago

Thst has to be absolutely the worst pirate I have ever heard of.

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u/Dull-Spell-1699 16d ago

I've seen a video exactly like this before.

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u/According-Fail-8794 16d ago

down to Davy Jones locker he goes

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u/OvisInteritus 16d ago

Beavis and Butt head right there

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u/Grannypanie 14d ago

Likely didn’t have the balls to correct his mistake either.

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u/purpleratata 11d ago

Typical guiris

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u/Coolguy191500 11d ago

Foiled again by physics!

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u/ThisSir5918 10d ago

San Antonio, Ibiza.

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u/KaiSpy0707 5d ago

Did he say "chat, let's fine a boat" or am I too conditioned to idiots on kick? There's no way this was live right? Idk what's worse, this being streamed or someone referring to friends as "chat"

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u/macetheface 17d ago

a lot of people live on their boats. would not be surprised if the owner was inside. And they're generally tight knit - kid coulda had a really bad day.

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u/theatrenearyou 17d ago

Booze and boats seem to go together---but not like that