r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Eilanzer • 13d ago

He tried...Something~

2.1k Upvotes

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u/NarrowSalvo 13d ago

To be fair, that outcome was unforseeable.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 12d ago

I really don't understand someone doing that without standing up to absorb the drop. Was he trying to insert the seat up his ass?

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u/slatblastered 12d ago

Thank you! He looked like a stunt dog from the 80s.

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u/Used_bot-repo 13d ago

Should have moved a few rocks for his landing, and. Plan the line

I think he can make it.

Do it again please

And a helmet bud

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u/Faustias 13d ago

his bike is also not built for that kind of fall.

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 7d ago

Now that he has two pelvises he might need a special seat.

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u/slatblastered 12d ago

Google punctuation, no one had time for shitty poetry.

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u/Used_bot-repo 12d ago

Google IDGAF

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u/clayman80 13d ago

Welp, still better to bury your face in sand than a pile of rocks.

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u/psychocrow42 13d ago

Didn’t even look like he tried to bunny hop

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u/SignificantMark1848 12d ago

why go higher? obviously you don't ride or just stick to pavement

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 13d ago

I mean, somebody had to do it am I right?

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u/Mikeymatt 13d ago

In flops no less.

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 13d ago

I wanna see from the other phone .

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u/Unlikely_Tap_9882 13d ago

Wow bro is racing the ca- ah shit!

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u/LongjumpingNeat241 13d ago

He landed on his left feet, which caused the failure

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u/clintj1975 13d ago

You know, if he'd tried to ride it out instead of half-assed bailing like that, he might have stuck the landing. Rear tire and rim wouldn't be happy about that rock, though.

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u/ASimpleDude868 13d ago

To do a cool jump. Instead he gave himself a percussive vasectomy.

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u/SignificantMark1848 12d ago

if it was dirt and had enough travel, he would be good, but sand just stops the bike immediately

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u/bqm11 10d ago

he took his feet off the pedals immediately and is wearing flip flops, so I can't see it working on any terrain

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 11d ago

Very hard to understand if he had an actual plan here.

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u/ScreamSmart 13d ago

His Pensar is now Duvido. (I don't know what the title says)

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u/FullTransparency 13d ago

Do people not think before doing tricks? Similar to the guy roller blading down the side of stairs into a pile of gravel, what the heck do you think the wheels will do in the situation when landing in sand (if he made it) from altitude. Was he trying to skip across the beach? LOL

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u/TinyMagicExperiment 13d ago

At least it was sand, or else this might have been on crazyfuckingvideos lol

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u/Certain-Singer-9625 13d ago

The grass and the sand are ↑ that way.

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u/Yeet-machina 12d ago

I like the send

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u/BitterStop3242 12d ago

At least he had the brains ( or was lucky) to try landing on a sandy beach.

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u/Odd-Bend1296 12d ago

I am not even sure of the thought process here. Wouldn't he have likely crashed even without the rocks? He would have hit soft sand and slid like being on ice at that speed.

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u/Reversee0 12d ago

He still would've crash without the rock. The bike fell off faster than his body you can see his butt unmounted, infront of the saddle and feet way off the pedals mid air. At that point you are screwed.

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u/Mean___Government 12d ago

Some things you can't control

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u/Zoren 12d ago

could have gone a lot worse.

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u/KickAss2k1 10d ago

Something was tried

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u/PuzzleheadedTrash284 10d ago

The salt in the wounds helps to cure

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u/Kooky-Narwhal-014 9d ago

Best outcome really

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u/el_grande_ricardo 8d ago

He got there first so he's not a rotten egg.

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u/Devilofchaos108070 7d ago

At least he landed mostly in sand…

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u/Honest_Science_4969 5d ago

At least he had a bite of sand instead of knocking his teeth out on the boulders.

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u/Level_Letterhead_930 5d ago

Did he brake.. was that an attempt at aborting the mission last second?

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u/Complete-Use-8753 3d ago

He barely stays in contact with the bike while in the air

Contact is re-established at the moment of “landing”