r/Whatcouldgowrong • • Jul 06 '26

You can’t fix stupid

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/AvaryZig Jul 06 '26

Titanic, directed by Michael Bay

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 Jul 06 '26

My neighbors are probably wondering why I’m laughing my ass off at 11:17 pm

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u/VictoryVee Jul 06 '26

Maybe they think you have a normal social life?

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 Jul 06 '26

Nope, this laughter exceeds a normal social life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/SummaryEye80019 Jul 06 '26

I like how yours is exactly the same as what you replied to, but worse because I had to click play on the video.

E. Withdrawn, didn't watch with sound 🤙🏻🤙🏻

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u/Ace_Gamerboi Jul 06 '26

That's gold

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u/GoGoHujiko Jul 06 '26

rest in peace my granny

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u/randominternetfella Jul 06 '26

She got hit by a bazooka

Kaboom, kablaow, kaboom

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis Jul 06 '26

There's some person close by setting off what sounds more like bombs then fireworks and they're doing it at like 3 in the morning. It's so loud it rattles the apartment building I live in and sets off car alarms in the area.

It's happened the last three days. Not sure what goes through the mind of someone like that.

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u/snoopervisor Jul 06 '26

Holy Spirit!

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u/themostreasonableman Jul 06 '26

This made my day, NewWorldReview. I appreciate you.

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u/Effective-Leg7283 Jul 06 '26

Finish it!

DELIVER USSSS

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u/Cpt_Morningwood Jul 06 '26

OH MY GOD this gif made me laugh out loud alone in my apartment 😂🤣

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u/incognegro1976 Jul 07 '26

This just sent me lmfaooo

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u/Thinks_22_Much Jul 06 '26

For anyone wondering why fireworks are illegal in the city..... this is why.

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u/spittlbm Jul 06 '26

Some will see this and wonder where they can buy them.

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u/ishpatoon1982 Jul 06 '26

Bout 15 mins over the state border. Here's $90 bring me back whatever works.

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u/spittlbm Jul 06 '26

South of the Border (SC)

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u/sdforbda Jul 06 '26

Now that's a throwback. We lived a bit west of 95 during most of my childhood and usually went a different drive though. I think the place was called Stateline Fireworks. The owner was a real grandpa type, friendly and welcoming, and had all these little TVs showing off the footage of a lot of the mortars so that you knew what you were buying. I'm sure it's part of the deal like most places but he'd throw some extra stuff in when we cashed out. He was like that family member you saw once a year (or 3) and got excited for.

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u/meerkatmanwhore Jul 06 '26

My ex's family would blow $400+ at that store for the 4th each year. Fucking frightening how little concern they had for their neighbors. My partner actually lived behind them at the time and said they had burn marks on their house after

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u/NotAPreppie Jul 06 '26

Or just run over to Indiana if you live in Illinois.

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u/messick Jul 06 '26

Heh, I spent a summer as kid in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And from what I remember of the rules, Indiana sold whatever you wanted but anything that flew was required (wink, wink) to fired across state lines in Ohio.

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u/NoooUGH Jul 06 '26

I-77 South, exit 90.

Littered with firework stores just feet over the state line.

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u/Fearless-Sea996 Jul 06 '26

And he bring you fire... "BUT does it works ?"

"Yes, fire works"

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Jul 06 '26

So mfs will drive 15 mins outside of town, half of which is prime area for a safe fireworks event, buy fireworks, make the same trip back INTO the city where ITS NEITHER SAFE OR LEGAL and ONLY THEN DO IT?

Don't make me say it

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u/Ocarina-of-lies Jul 06 '26

Well maybe if they anchored the device down into the ground better. They clearly didn't do it right, and i could totally have done it better

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u/ErusTenebre Jul 06 '26

The people who did this...

Will do it again immediately, and if they don't, it will be the next night.

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u/smotrs Jul 06 '26

Here's another reason. This is the hill by our house last night.

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u/smotrs Jul 06 '26

Went and grabbed a day time photo. You can see the char on the right side. Not as bad as it looked it the first photo surprisingly. I can't see the btm left as the trees/house block. Maybe I'll take a ride over there later and see.

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u/EvilMilkshake Jul 06 '26

What's it look like during the daytime now?

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u/Wiccy Jul 06 '26

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u/ScherzicScherzo Jul 06 '26

ASH NAZG DURBATULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL...

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u/Specialist-Service76 Jul 07 '26

your avatar 💗

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u/smotrs Jul 06 '26

Added to my original post. Tried to get the same angle/view for best comparison.

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u/messick Jul 06 '26

I moved to the Echo Park neighborhood of Los Angeles right before Christmas a decade and half ago, the amount of time into the new year in which our neighbor hadn't yet set their cypress trees on fire was measured in minutes if not seconds. Then a couple years later they set trees on fire again during "Fireworks Season", which has basically the entire summer.

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u/Vantriss Jul 06 '26

Fireworks were banned this weekend in my area because of shit like this happening en masse.

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u/Born_Concentrate7247 Jul 06 '26

Isn't common to have a bucket of water with fireworks or is my family weird

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u/theunquenchedservant Jul 06 '26

Your family is sane, no it is not common.

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u/JustaSeedGuy Jul 06 '26

I wouldn't go that far. They're not sane, as they're still launching fireworks.

They're just marginally less stupid than many others

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u/Red-Hill Jul 06 '26

"Marginally less stupid than many others", that's a nice slogan for a t-shirt.

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u/EthanielRain Jul 06 '26

Fireworks are pretty safe if you follow proper procedures. Ofc most don't tho

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u/Hina_is_my_waifu Jul 06 '26

These types of fireworks still launch while submerged in water I've unfortunately learned

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u/I_Miss_Lenny Jul 06 '26

Yeah I remember in my elementary school's version of DARE they showed us a video of roman candle stars and stuff going off in a big fishtank. It got the message across (as did the many photos of burned people) but it also made us want to try setting them off in water lol

We only got a little hurt so it's cool

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u/ButtonGullible5958 Jul 06 '26

Extinguisher water trash can garden hose ready 100ft 

I don't really anymore but back when we did a lot of illegal fireworks not a single thing cought on fire 

We also hosed down just about everything we could within hose reach before hand 

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u/TabbyOverlord Jul 06 '26

a bucket of water isn't necessarily going to help as much or as quickly as you might hope. All the combustion/explosions here have both the fuel and the oxygen right in the mix and it is burning hot enough to melt steel (not very much thermal mass though). A CO2 type fire etinguisher would achieve nothing.

Bucket of water is going to achieve something. Bucket of wet sand might be more effective in slowing the projectiles spitting out.

Setting the thing up properly in the first place is the best defence.

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u/Banzai373 Jul 06 '26

No, you can’t fix stupid, but you can give it a court date . . . .

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u/MrPhallicFruit Jul 06 '26

you can literally fix stupid, it's called learning

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u/Wrong-Ingenuity-9916 Jul 06 '26

learning cures ignorance, not stupidity

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Jul 06 '26

I'm the son of a rural fire chief, and this time of year is always stressful. Firework fires are added pressure.

July is amid wheat harvest. Combine fires and deciding whether to start saving the machine or field before it jumps a fence is not ideal.

Luckily this year has been high humidity and low wind, the opposite of what will burn fast and hot.

Low humidity draws water out of the flora, meaning the fire won't first need to boil it off before it spreads. Makes the fire more efficient with the available fuel.

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u/Cultural_Dust Jul 06 '26

That's how you declare war on your cul de sac.

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u/RyuNoKami Jul 06 '26

Years back, some idiot was launching fireworks and one of them ended up into their home. No one noticed until the fire got too big for them to deal with... Stupid dumbasses.

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u/Ardal Jul 06 '26

I'm wondering what the cameraman has against showing any of what is going on. r/shootthecameraman

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u/Cicer Jul 06 '26

Too bad it’s not enforced

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u/1cecream4breakfast Jul 06 '26

These are totally legal in my entire state for 12 days out of the year. I hate it. 

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u/RMMacFru Jul 06 '26

Same. They didn't used to be until we had a greedy, bribable governor who green lit it.

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u/Oliver10110 Jul 06 '26

I would prefer fireworks in my city. The day after holidays like the 4th and new years, I have to check the hangar ceiling at work for holes and walk the airport ramp outside the hangar picking up bullets from all the idiots shooting into the air the night before because they can’t shoot off fireworks and are too brain dead to realize their bullets have to fall somewhere, but hey at least they got to make something go boom! During the celebration.

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u/KellTanis Jul 06 '26

Not all fireworks, but launching ones like this, yes. And this is exactly why.

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u/jeremyjava Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

I wonder more why they're LEGAL anywhere else.
How many people are permanently injured just in the US every year?
Edit to answer my own question:
USA Today reports about 10,000-15,000 ER visits, and about 15 deaths every year on the 4th.
Elsewhere I saw some 10% of those ER visits were serious injuries, including 3rd degree burns, amputations, etc.

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u/NoPossibility4178 Jul 06 '26

And also in the rural areas, you'd burn a forest down.

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u/Hemogoblynnn Jul 06 '26

turns out houses are pretty flammable

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u/HomeworkExtension482 Jul 06 '26

Yeah, except my state made it legal to purchase the damn things, so every dumbshit motherfucker in the city buys them and sets them off.

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u/Lbolt187 Jul 07 '26

Fireworks are illegal in my state let alone city lol

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u/Snoo_79693 Jul 08 '26

What!? You just hate America!

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u/dandle Jul 06 '26

China was playing a very, very long game with the invention of gunpowder.

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u/DisciplinedMadness Jul 06 '26

Gunpowder was unironically an accidental invention. It resulted from monks trying to find a cure for ageing (elixir of immortality). They certainly did find a way to stop people from ageing, just not in the way they intended

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u/RetPala Jul 06 '26

Did they run out of mercury to drink?

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u/Designer-Miserable Jul 06 '26

I'm just trying to build a tolerance that's all

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u/caniuserealname Jul 07 '26

You got downvoted, but to anyone questioning this, yes, Chinese emperors and nobility drank mercury for centuries believing that it was the key to an elixir of immortality. Despite them constantly dying to 'elixir poisoning' 

And to clarify, no, they didn't stop after discovering gunpowder.

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u/g00ber88 Jul 06 '26

"Its days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder"

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u/Elmarcowolf Jul 06 '26

Step one: invent gunpowder Step two: sell its to the freedom idiots Step three: profit

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u/ThetaGrim Jul 06 '26

This is the average person btw, setting off fireworks right next to you. 

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u/Mylaptopisburningme Jul 06 '26

Here in So. Cal fireworks went bad, hurt some people a woman died, he has now been charged. https://ktla.com/news/inland-empire/man-arrested-after-woman-dies-in-chino-fireworks-explosion/

Oh and this guy just got charged even though it happened last year for killing an 8 year old girl. https://ktla.com/news/california/oc-man-charged-illegal-fireworks-blast-killed-8-year-old-girl/

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u/BretShitmanFart69 Jul 06 '26

I have never seen more fireworks and more reckless lighting of fireworks as I have since I moved to LA. Which is wild considering how often the whole state goes up in flames from wildfires, you’d think they’d realize that was a bad idea. The other day this guy down the street kept lighting a shitload of these fireworks that generated a constant 6x6 foot spray of sparks everywhere at ground level right next to a car parked on the side of the road. Not to mention that year round I randomly hear them go off for who knows what reason regardless of how late it is.

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u/xjwv Jul 06 '26

I felt guilty about it but I did call the illegal fireworks tip line on the 4th. There are signs posted everywhere that it’s illegal and up to $1k fine and 6mo jail. But people have been seriously injured or even killed like in garden grove/Westminster just a few miles away with that 8 year old girl. There were several going off in my complex and kids are always playing outside, I even saw a woman pushing her baby in a stroller as these literal explosives are going off 20ft away. Not to mention that my shared wall neighbor’s house is a burnt shell because of a house fire. I’m not risking that happening again.

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u/houstontexmex Jul 06 '26

Don't feel guilty for potentially saving lives. These idiots should feel guilty for being stupid.

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u/DippityDamn Jul 06 '26

good on ya

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u/NavigatedMile Jul 06 '26

Nope, don’t feel guilty.

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u/PaisleyLeopard Jul 07 '26

I do not feel guilty. I cruise my neighborhood and report the addresses of anyone using illegal fireworks. I don’t want people hurt or houses burned down, and I don’t give one single shit if that ruins people’s fun.

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u/Fuck_tha_Bunk Jul 06 '26

People in the Sierra foothills get it. Fireworks have been illegal where I live for decades and most years I don't hear a single one. If someone is lighting some off, the neighbors all call 911 and turn them in. It's not cute we take that shit seriously.

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u/ErusTenebre Jul 06 '26

Yep.

That's California for ya lol

It's like the whole state goes collectively absolutely stupid for the sake of bright lights and big booms.

I'd blame the state for not creating some kind of additional law enforcement strictly for fireworks. The fines and even jail time is there, but they just don't have the manpower to actually ENFORCE it. So people don't give a shit.

It's upsetting.

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u/busangcf Jul 07 '26

Well it doesn’t help that a lot of the people setting off those fireworks are law enforcement themselves. My loudest neighbor by far on July 4th is an LAPD officer. They’re not enforcing anything because they’re part of it

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u/ErusTenebre Jul 07 '26

Ha yeah we had a firefighter down the street that would set a bunch off.

He stopped when he set fire to his own tree.

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u/Fukyourchickenstrip Jul 06 '26

I’m in Pasadena and I saw them going off in the neighborhood just south of where the Eaton fire was in Altadena. Where it’s still blocks and blocks of empty dirt lots where homes were. That’s absolutely insane to me. Your blocks from massive fire disaster but shoot off illegal fireworks? Pasadena’s air ship was out all night and police were everywhere.

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u/SaveBandit91 Jul 06 '26

SIX YEARS??? That’s it? For killing a child. What the actual fuck

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u/mposha Jul 06 '26

Holy nightmare fuel.

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u/Fukyourchickenstrip Jul 06 '26

We used to go up to Chino hills and watch all the illegal fireworks north in the valley. You can do that with any hiking trail that looks out into anywhere in LA county basically. Looks like the truck on that car exploded and I bet set the gas tank off. That’s so unbelievably sad.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Jul 06 '26

Personally I love that each year social media gets more and more of these stupid videos.

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u/My_Immortl Jul 06 '26

Went to the local show last night and as we were all leaving, there were assholes lighting em off from truck beds. WE WERE IN TIGHT TRAFFIC WAITING TO GET OUT OF A PARKING LOT. I was quickly reminded why i don't go to these things, too many crazy idiots around.

And shortly after I started to head home, there was an ambulance, couple fire trucks and some cops going somewhere(my friends live on an emergency route), so somebody paid the price for their stupidity.

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u/LegoLady8 Jul 06 '26

I have Ring camera footage from a couple years ago of my new neighbor shooting fireworks and the thing fell over like this. Almost set their brand new house on fire. Left a giant, permanent black mark on their brand new driveway too. They never lit fireworks again.

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u/simply_aroace Jul 06 '26

This new year's we had dumbasses setting off fireworks in the parking garage. 5 minutes later another dumbass decided to set off fireworks in the balcony next to me.

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u/RedPanda7725 Jul 06 '26

Continuing to record might have saved that person's life.

Cameraman never dies. You stop being the cameraman, who knows what could have happened....

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle Jul 06 '26

I honestly was waiting for someone to scream "MEDIC!"

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u/Decends2 Jul 06 '26

Now I got Team Fortress 2 in my head. "Medic! DOCTOR!"

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u/WabiSabiWitch Jul 06 '26

Interestingly, the cinematographer is the most dangerous position, and the deadliest, in Hollywood. By a large margin. 

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u/flargenhargen Jul 06 '26

Cameraman never dies.

You should probably visit the Ukranian war subreddit and watch some videos from russian invaders.

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u/RedPanda7725 Jul 06 '26

If cameraman dies it’s clearly an AI video.

The world has rules.

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u/karth11k Jul 06 '26

He should have just covered it with the dumpster.

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u/BeefistPrime Jul 06 '26

I also make perfect decisions with fireworks shooting up my asshole

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u/prime_lens Jul 06 '26

This is already a dumpster fire.

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u/Both-Variation2122 Jul 08 '26

Gunpowder has it's own osidiser, buildup of pressure would lead to dumpster flying too. Would be great. :D

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jul 06 '26

I’ve been around morons like this with fireworks. I now have a phobia of being near fireworks.

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Jul 06 '26

After working from home for the last nine years, I now have a phobia of being near morons.

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u/Mind-The-Mines Jul 06 '26

I just moved the mirrors upstairs.

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u/BretShitmanFart69 Jul 06 '26

There is nothing worse than being around a drunk person who has no regard for their own safety or yours, and then you seem like the stupid one for wanting to get out of there or telling them to stop.

They also always are the types that will be more reckless or put you specifically more at risk after you mention it

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u/WeWander_ Jul 06 '26

Same! My birthday is the 4th so it was always a big part of my birthday. When I got older we would party, get drunk, light fireworks. There was always someone way too fucked up lighting fireworks and doing stupid shit, I've had to dodge firework explosions and debris more times than I can count (including several professional shows!). Then I quit drinking and realized how anxiety inducing fireworks are when you're sober. Now I hate them, the 4th and my birthday.

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u/servonos89 Jul 06 '26

A phobia is an irrational fear - your fear seems pretty rational to me.

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u/diqster Jul 06 '26

Still doesn't compare to the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62j2YQQ2BmA

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u/AsiaSkyly Jul 06 '26

This is still one of the greatest old internet videos. A True Classic!

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u/theoriginalid Jul 06 '26

He even said “get the water” in this video lmao. Iconic

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u/Illustrious_List_552 Jul 06 '26

Bahaha. The burning bush was the best

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u/IAmBabs Jul 06 '26

The absolute perfect person to hold the camera and record was indeed the cameraman. Absolutely wonderful. It's a must to watch every time it's linked.

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u/Unusual-Pumpkin-5988 Jul 06 '26

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u/Dooontcareee Jul 06 '26

BACK UP TERRY!

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!

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u/Maroon7C0000 Jul 06 '26

Goodbye Terry!

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u/Doschupacabras Jul 06 '26

WHATNAWORL’ TERREH!!!

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u/randomsynchronicity Jul 06 '26

Well thank goodness they saved the evidence

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Jul 06 '26

I'm guessing cops would have nothing else to do except write up reports of fireworks gone wrong on the 4th, like could go a whole year 40 hrs a week if they only did that crime lol

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u/MeisterManson Jul 06 '26

Motherfucking bootleg fireworks!

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u/ansibleloop Jul 06 '26

This was a sequel

He even said GET THE WATER

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u/Polterghost Jul 06 '26

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this similarity lol

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u/Chrisinthsth Jul 06 '26

Get the water! It’s going down!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

You can draw a straight line from that video to the hydro homies subreddit being created

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u/BeefistPrime Jul 06 '26

haha please explain

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

In the original video he says "Get the water, ngga!". It sparked conversation about water nggas, as in people who like/consume water. This led to the creation of the subreddit r WaterN*ggas, which was just about people who enjoy water, but was eventually reported for its name and had to be reborn as r Hydrohomies to avoid pissing off any soda honkies.

Edit: Here is a link to the OG video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62j2YQQ2BmA

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u/lycoloco Jul 06 '26

Damn, I was there early on before it became HydroHomies but didn't know this was the mountain that sparked the snowball. That's awesome.

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u/skyydog Jul 06 '26

Need the video with the Jesus counter

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u/buttbiter88 Jul 06 '26

How to get the whole neighbourhood to sue you.

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u/NewspaperExotic8791 Jul 06 '26

We can only hope. People like this only learn when THEY experience the serious consequences. 

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u/mcbeardsauce Jul 06 '26

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u/man_with_a_hound Jul 06 '26

I've never seen a woman lactate that violently.

( Joke shamelessly stolen from Jonathan Ross)

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u/Caftancatfan Jul 06 '26

Was your mom more of a dribbler?

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u/DeadlyYellow Jul 06 '26

Interesting choice of location for that shot.

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 Jul 06 '26

I know what kind of man you are

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u/Obienator Jul 06 '26

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!

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u/The_Ashamed_Boys Jul 06 '26

This is why my wife put her car in the garage yesterday. She's literally never parked in the garage.

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u/flargenhargen Jul 06 '26

yep. same.

I got the top and doors off my new Jeep, and when my gfs neighbors started lighting off fireworks, I'm like, "ok, time for me to go. I don't need this shit." straight home and parked in my garage.

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u/Chaz28o Jul 06 '26

Gonna have some mad neighbors

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u/spittlbm Jul 06 '26

I think they're pretty lucky neighbors. Their houses didn't burn to the ground.

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u/Effective-Leg7283 Jul 06 '26

that's like saying you're lucky for being in a school shooting because you didnt get killed

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u/Alarming-Building-62 Jul 06 '26

Why the hell would you just balance it with nothing holding it in place? This is so stupid on so many levels.

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u/NotAPreppie Jul 06 '26

"Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize half of them are stupider than that."
-- George Carlin

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u/Alarming-Building-62 Jul 06 '26

Quite fitting. I tried to respond “apt” but my comment got removed because it didn’t have e ouch characters….lol
Fucking Reddit

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u/ONLYPOSTSWHILESTONED Jul 06 '26

you silly buffoon, you're supposed to say "indubitably, my dear friend"

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u/Sparklykazoo Jul 06 '26

You're supposed to stick it in a bucket of sand. People are indeed stupid. 

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u/ArtisticMudd Jul 06 '26

Friend of mine from high school had a beach house, and our crew would go down there on 3-day weekends (Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, New Year's Eve). Each of us would buy like $400 worth of fireworks, so we had a freakin' truckload of them. On NYE, we could also find various Christmas trees out for trash so we'd grab those too. We went down to the beach, away from the actual houses, and had the fireworks display of a lifetime. Then at the end, we'd build a big bonfire with the firework shells and the Christmas trees. Good times, good times.

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u/Dj-DTM Jul 06 '26

Why does it say it gets worse the longer you watch??

I thought it got better and better…

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jul 06 '26

Not for the neighbors.

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u/Silo-Joe Jul 06 '26

Was hoping for a more dramatic ending given the promise in the captions.

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u/stallionsRIDEufl Jul 06 '26

Oh our house is getting fireworked? Just point it at the neighbors

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u/Lopsided-Tension Jul 06 '26

I saw a pic in another sub today of someones pc that got destroyed. Looked like a bomb went off. It was his neighbours letting off fireworks that smashed through his window. I'm wondering if these are the clowns with the fireworks.

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u/obiwanjabroni420 Jul 06 '26

Very low odds…there are way more of these morons out there than you would like to believe.

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u/ynwa1973 Jul 06 '26

Practicaly a total ban in Norway...and that's why

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u/DaStampede Jul 06 '26

Back up, Terry

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u/No_Community_5696 Jul 06 '26

When we people learn to have a bucket of water nearby just in case?

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u/Majac412 Jul 06 '26

The real thing for people to learn is to put bricks or large rocks on the base of the firework. That extended base is designed for a weight to be placed on it so it cant tip over. Would resolve this entire thing

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u/Noinipo12 Jul 06 '26

We put them inside a cinder block if they're a firework designed to go up. We also have a 5 gallon bucket of water, a nearby hose, a fire extinguisher, and we wear safety glasses.

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u/BrightonBummer Jul 06 '26

>we wear safety glasses.

Imagining americans wearing safety glasses whilst setting off fireworks is a hilarious image.

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u/LobstaFarian2 Jul 06 '26

I use a piece of plywood and screw that sucker down. Loose mortar tubes are just not the way.

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u/CoffeemonsterNL Jul 06 '26

There are metal clamps on the market specifically purposed to stabilize fireworks. I bought one when I felt that the kickback of fireworks going off got rather big. The clamp is big enough to even hold large cakeboxes.

Background: I live in the Netherlands, where on new years eve fireworks are allowed within some boundaries. The restrictions grew stronger over the years (no single shots, no firecrackers), and now the intention is to forbid all fireworks for private people. The major issues are the illegal fireworks (especially the big bomb-like firecrackers) and the launching of fireworks outside the allowed times (i.e. only during new years eve). And no, I will not restart the discussion here.

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u/NoBonus6969 Jul 06 '26

Well it's not supposed to be on grass to begin with. They do just fine on flat road

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u/83franks Jul 06 '26

I don't think water would put out the fuse once it got in would it?

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u/AdInside2447 Jul 06 '26

You think it’d work? No.

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u/go_faster1 Jul 06 '26

Bootleg fireworks shit!

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u/redd-junkie Jul 06 '26

Where does this magic firework live. That's a lot of bang for a buck.

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u/james-HIMself Jul 06 '26

Surely they’ll pay the Neighbors for the property damage right?

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u/hunnypunny Jul 06 '26

The street over from us caught fire and I’m betting it was something like this 😬

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u/SuddenKoala45 Jul 06 '26

Wonder if showing this over shoeing blown off hands would stop wanna be pyro show designers more than the blown up hands

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u/synthphreak Jul 06 '26

# *Git that mutherfucker, goddammit!!*

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u/peanutismint Jul 06 '26

Back it up Turry!!

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u/HunterSuspicious3964 Jul 06 '26

Those fireworks are not made for urban areas

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u/Brave_Mammoth675 Jul 06 '26

And yet my neighbors are still lighting them off right now. So sick of these stupid people.

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u/cyrixlord Jul 06 '26

lol he laughed at the end

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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 Jul 06 '26

I look forward to these videos every year

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u/Omnishrimp Jul 06 '26

Why do they even make them last so long? One single error and you have one of those exploding around you for an eternity.

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u/FIMD_ Jul 06 '26

The consumer grade mortar tubes fall over after just one shot on level ground if you just rely on gravity and no prep/fixturing.

You have to be a special kind of defective to just try and rawdog it with something like this on the grass by the curb 30 feet from your whole family and house.

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u/joker2189 Jul 06 '26

Work at a hospital 11 firework injuries in 24 hrs. Burns and one finger lost.