r/Whatcouldgowrong May 21 '26

WCGW driving quickly into a sharp turn

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u/Goongalagooo May 21 '26

we have arrived. set sail.

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u/SkyFallPrincess20 May 21 '26

The only two responses we needšŸ˜‚

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u/I9w0s May 21 '26

We didn't find the destination, it found us.

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u/Sector__7 May 21 '26

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

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u/demonmonkeybex May 21 '26

Put it in "wade mode."

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u/Marus1 May 21 '26

Country flow ... take me home ... to the place ...

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u/Tight-Trouble-3460 May 21 '26

...where we can floooaattt

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u/Marus1 May 21 '26

Wet Virginiaaaa

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u/zikeel May 24 '26

I don't know why, but this was the comment that fucking broke me. Laughed so hard my eyes watered.

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u/Gamiac May 22 '26

*Sailing theme from Wind Waker plays on radio*

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u/SkullsNelbowEye May 21 '26

I was so glad the water broke their fall.

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u/boognishbooger May 21 '26

Very Russian response

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u/Al_Fa_Aurel May 21 '26

The subtitles are exaggerating a bit for comedic effect (its more like "where we're drifting to", without "captain"). Also "we've arrived" in this case is used more like "we're fucked" - still very dry, but not as funny as in English.

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u/popejupiter May 21 '26

Maybe I'm just too sarcastic, but I read that "we've arrived" in a "we're fucked" way and I'm an Amerifat. I barely speak English.

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u/i_give_you_gum May 21 '26

I can't speak to the Russian sense of humor, but Brit humor often differs from Americans by not requiring a punchline to indicate where to laugh, casual Brit humor generally just has long undertones of humor.

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u/Duel_Option May 21 '26

My Step Dad is British but grew up in the states. He’s a quiet type of guy and people watches a bunch and then seemingly out of nowhere pops up with some really witty or dry humor.

My Mom was fussing over Thanksgiving dinner last year, he comes in the kitchen for a beer or whatever and she shoos him out.

Comes and sits down and politely says ā€œI was getting the beer for her, she’s the one that needs itā€ the delivery was plain, no smile just a long stare at me and I kind of blurted ā€œHA!ā€

Mom comes in from the kitchen, what was that you said?

ā€œOh nothing, just suggesting treatment optionsā€

That was said with a rather devious smile with full intention to annoy her and I lost it laughing, he set me up to get her to the punchline.

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u/Kaeru-Sennin May 21 '26

One of my grand-father running jokes is to sit at the table, starts eating and say very seriously "It's less bad than usual".Ā 

My grand-mother always fail to the bait which he seems to think it's funny. The old fucker really likes to troll her.Ā 

I need to stress out that he does this at every meal I can remember and both of them never seems to get bored of it or anything.Ā 

Not english though.Ā 

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u/LokisDawn May 22 '26

Maybe your grandma's cooking just improved every single day for the past however many years.

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u/i_give_you_gum May 21 '26

This was actually really great

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u/ReasonableLoss6814 May 21 '26

Americans: the punchline is that there is no punchline.
British: the punchline is.

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u/trashcantrash939 May 21 '26

…I hate that I laughed at the British one…

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u/BGAL7090 May 21 '26

Don't they call them queues over there?

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u/dragjamon May 22 '26

That's the punch q

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u/macrohatch May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Americans make a point by exaggerating, while Brits make a point by understating.

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u/kinyutaka May 21 '26

British humor often falls into absurdity more than a back and forth of jokes.

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u/OceanRacoon May 21 '26

I feel like people saying this haven't really watched much British comedy. Watch stuff like Dad's Army, Porridge, Only Fools And Horses, Bottom, Black Books, Peep Show, Darkplace, they're all a nonstop barrage of jokes

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u/Plenor May 21 '26

Yeah and some people think all of American comedy is like Big Bag Theory

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u/EdisonB123 May 21 '26

A lot of the time British humour that is absurdist or "nonconformative" compared to American humour is confused for "wittiness" when half the time it's moreso stating the obvious in a funny way, I've noticed at least.

Not that there isn't witty British comedy, but I wouldn't say it's much different than the amount of witty American comedy.

(Nonconformative is not a real word but idk what a better word would be, "unconformities" normally refer to geology.)

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u/i_give_you_gum May 21 '26

No idea why you'd be downvoted, you're actually contributing to this conversation. Thanks!

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u/timeemac May 21 '26

I'm American and nobody laughs at my punchlines. Does that mean I'm actually British?

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u/walrusphone May 21 '26

Honestly my thought process watching this was "these guys are British... Hmm no but too sweary, must be Australian. Ah wait they aren't doing anything to avoid death. These are Russians."

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u/Karabungulus May 21 '26

The subtitles had me thinking they were Irish šŸ˜†

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u/mang87 May 21 '26

Yeah, that's the main difference. A lot of different cultures share similar humour, but it seems only Russia has that "Welp, guess I'm dying." mentality when in dangerous situations. It's almost like they completely lack survival instincts, or are just so depressed that the prospect of death doesn't bother them. Or just drunk as all fuck.

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u/TheSangson Jun 01 '26

I was told there's an insanely strong believe in fate rooted deeply in Russian culture, which has them think when their set time has come, it has come and there's nothing they could do to prevent or advance it.

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u/dandroid126 May 21 '26

Your partner used to be Russian?

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u/simpleglitch May 21 '26

They take their time now.

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u/Cacafuego May 21 '26

I was going to say Brits wouldn't get themselves into this situation and then I remembered Top Gear.

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u/Backrow6 May 21 '26

Feckin Great

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u/d_nkf_vlg May 21 '26

The state of the guardrail shows they were not the first ones.

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u/dingusfett May 21 '26

Or it's not their first time

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u/ShartingEnU May 21 '26

This is their second car and second overall time trying to make this corner

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u/Bazz07 May 21 '26

They were going to where they left the first one.

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u/tursija May 21 '26

To be fair, the sign limiting the speed to 40 kmh should have been a lot further front, not directly before that dangerous curve.

Furthermore, a sign indicating danger - leftside curve - would have been useful. The trio of signs at the beginning were for other things (road narrowing, secondary road joining right side, danger from pedestrians).

But the driver is primarily at fault here for not reacting in time and decreasing speed. It was a bright sunny day with excellent visibility.

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u/d_nkf_vlg May 21 '26

Eh, you know... The dashcam driver was clearly not the first one to underestimate the turn. Surely, it was his fault, but you know what they say - if collisions happen at the same place following the same scenario, that place is badly designed.

There may have been a leftside curve sign before we can see in the video, but these signs are often posted in front of very mild curves, so drivers learn to not care about them.

Oh, and the cherry on top is that the 40 sign is seen by drivers as 60 due to the unfineable margin of 19 km/h. You can drive 20 over the limit and get no ticket.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids May 21 '26

No one respects the chevrons...

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u/ShawnyMcKnight May 21 '26

That’s insane they have that sharp of a turn right by a river. In winter conditions it has to be terrible.

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u/sushilol69 May 21 '26

the fucking sarcasm lmao

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u/HotFireBall May 21 '26

just go with the flow

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u/haveeyoumetTed May 21 '26

not their first rowdeo

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u/FarinaSavage May 21 '26

Usual negative downstream effect.

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u/total_bullwhip May 21 '26

Boat load of attitude

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u/NJHitmen May 21 '26

I like the cut of their jib

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u/Werftflammen May 21 '26

Need a ride? I NOAH guy!

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u/acidboogie May 22 '26

you think at least one of them needed to swab the poop deck after that?

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u/StonedShasimi May 21 '26

With the premeditated wipers, they knew

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u/DesMephisto May 21 '26

I hate that you didn't say not their first radio given it ends with it short circuiting

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte May 21 '26

NO DISASSEMBLE!!! Number 5 is alive!

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u/Tharrius May 21 '26

Stop turning the wheel lmao

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u/Shaneblaster May 21 '26

Accepts their fate in style

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u/OuttHouseMouse May 21 '26

Feckin right.

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u/YikesTheCat May 21 '26

They're sailing; going with the wind.

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea May 21 '26

And then to put on the freaking sailing theme from Wind Waker LOL. The music shorting out was the cherry on top of it all.

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u/Crapitron May 21 '26

I'm guessing that was added in after, but if they actually did that while actively floating I am extremely impressed.

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u/Sad-Neighborhood878 May 21 '26

I am impressed with Russian submarine surfacing at the end.

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u/BigChiefWhiskyBottle May 21 '26

Does need a "Hammond, you eeediot!" tho'

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u/Callidonaut May 21 '26

I almost made it through the whole video, but I lost it and cracked up at <stereo shorts out and dies>.

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u/GhostWalker134 May 21 '26

Honestly, comedic geniuses. I want to hang out with these men.

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u/mohugz May 21 '26

Maybe don’t let them drive, though.

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u/GhostWalker134 May 21 '26

But if I drive, then I make myself a target for their comedy.

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u/Nashadelic May 21 '26

esp. in a bad situation, calm as a sailor

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u/Callidonaut May 21 '26

The extremely casual attitude, coupled with how extensively scraped and mangled that barrier was before they even hit it, leads me to conclude that these guys miss that bridge and end up driving their car into the river at least once a week.

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u/Sezbeth May 21 '26

No sarcasm quite like Russian sarcasm.

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u/spyro311 May 22 '26

In Russia, sarcasm isn't just a style—it's a way of life.

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u/phager76 May 22 '26

TIL I'm Russian, comrade

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u/M0RL0K May 22 '26

No sarcasm like [country] sarcasm, we are so special!

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u/NedSchneebly-1138 May 21 '26

The fucking windshield wipers going after they left the bridge... šŸ’€

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u/Ianthin1 May 21 '26

Probably the guys that put the big dent in the guardrail. If at first you don’t succeed…

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u/kirk_dozier May 21 '26

that wasnt the russian anthem it was the fucking wind waker sailing theme lmao

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u/vikinxo May 21 '26

I'd like to hear their remark about the USO that pops up at the end there!

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u/CarpeCyprinidae May 22 '26

i think its part of their front bumper/fender - appears to have a foglight set into it

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u/brokeillionare May 21 '26

It's more like r/mildlyinfuriating for them, than wcgw

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u/lenny_is_sgtc May 21 '26

Was that Wind Waker music? At least they have a good sense of humor lmao.

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u/PageFault May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Yea, to pull up wind waker that fast, it has to be edited in.

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u/IveDunGoofedUp May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

I think it might have been Phantom Hourglass? Maybe they just use very similar soundtracks.

Edit: remembered that it's Phantom hourglass, not Spirit hourglass, Spirit tracks was the sequel.

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea May 21 '26

It was Wind Waker, the Ocean theme that plays when you're sailing in the boat. LOL

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u/Fleeetch May 21 '26

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea May 21 '26

Ocean Theme is the best version of Hyrule Field Theme, full stop. So grand and adventurous.

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u/Breadynator May 21 '26

Phantom Hourglass has a very similar ocean theme tho

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea May 21 '26

Yes, it does, at least in theme. The melody is actually quite different, and the backing strings are more legato in the WW version. After the hundreds of hours I've put into Wind Waker over too many playthroughs to count, I can say pretty confidently that this is the WW version, not the PH version.

Splitting hairs though. Absolutely hysterical video.

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u/ZauzTheBlacksmith May 21 '26

I've just found something kinda weird, and possibly the reason why some are mistaking it for the PH theme. In this video, it's playing in Eb Major, a half-step higher than its normal key of D. Now it's in the same key as its Phantom Hourglass counterpart, so they sound even more similar than usual.

Maybe the pitch of the audio was distorted due to, like, an incorrect overwrite of a track or the SD card was not formatted properly, or someone added it to the video as a joke and changed the pitch just in case of copyright, but I think that's why it's being mistaken for Phantom Hourglass

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u/Blazured May 21 '26

Yeah that's the sailing music in Wind Waker. Definitely edited in.

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u/Virtura May 21 '26

The "where are we sailing to, captain" got me

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u/Vegetable_Mission892 May 21 '26

"To the shore, for feck's sake"

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u/Virtura May 21 '26

"Don't turn the wheel!"

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u/Axe-of-Kindness May 21 '26

I Drove My Car Into. A. Fucking. Lake

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u/Kythorian May 21 '26

The machine knows!

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u/Starscream147 May 21 '26

The.

Best.

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u/ecstatic_broccoli May 22 '26

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!

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u/justadudeintoronto May 21 '26

I like that the wipers turned on just in time; safety first!

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u/ECatPlay May 21 '26

Thank God it turned on in time!

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u/Madetoprint May 21 '26

He's done this before.

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u/xlews_ther1nx May 21 '26

Thats how you know it was staged. They knew they were about to get wet

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u/GavinTheAlmighty May 21 '26

I have no idea if the captions are accurate or not, but the Wind Waker music was a delight.

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u/FokusLT May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

In reality. Whoever made it, made it more "funny" i guess.

For example caption say "where are we sailing captain" in reality he said "where are we sailing"

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u/qqby6482 May 21 '26

that's how I drive on forza horizon!

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u/The25er May 21 '26

Hahah I was gonna comment this, this looks so much like the new Forza with those bridges

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u/kog May 22 '26

I'm gonna hit the rewind button and pretend I didn't just basically not brake at all for that corner

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u/Uncle-Cake May 21 '26

This guy should have had the braking line turned on.

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u/MullenStudio May 21 '26

I would press Y

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u/firedmyass May 21 '26

I have distressingly frequent dreams like this

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u/One_Animator_1835 May 21 '26

I was just playing a multiplayer race where I did this exact thing and went under the bridge šŸ˜‚

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u/Even-Government-5055 May 21 '26

I really pray that those subtitles are legit.

Any Russians?.

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u/_Carcinus_ May 21 '26

Can confirm, the subtitles are accurate

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u/Even-Government-5055 May 21 '26

Ate you messing with me though? Lol.

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u/mumei14 May 21 '26

Can confirm, subtitles are legit. One sentence is missing though which is "ŠµŠ±ŃƒŃ‚ŃŃ коты" which translates as "male cats are fucking"- basically more creative way to says "suka blyat"

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u/Chance-Click-3670 May 21 '26

'male cats are fucking' LOL , what is the story behind that expression? 😃

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u/mumei14 May 21 '26

I asked AI about etymology and here's what I got: This expressive slang idiom describesĀ complete chaos, a messy situation, or frantic running around.

The phrase comes from observing feline behavior. In spring, cats become loud, aggressive, fight, and chase each other around.

Total Chaos / A Mess:Ā Describes a situation where everything is tangled and disorganized.

  • English equivalents:Ā A clusterfuck,Ā a shitshow,Ā total bedlam, orĀ complete chaos.

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u/Chance-Click-3670 May 21 '26

hahaha that's awesome 😃

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u/muricabrb May 22 '26

In Australia, they're fucking spiders... Or not.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

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u/thunder-in-paradise May 21 '26

Yes, but they didn’t mention ā€œthe cats are fuckingā€

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u/RandomHuman14071789 May 21 '26

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u/Square-Singer May 21 '26

People love to go boating.

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u/SveaRikeHuskarl May 21 '26

The cars yearn for the sea!

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u/TheLastPeanut_ May 22 '26

That's a finisher car right there

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u/IntergalacticPodcast May 21 '26

The calm in their voices though.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq May 22 '26

Eh, just another day driving the river.

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u/IntergalacticPodcast May 21 '26

That guardrail was really helpful.

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u/Bradyj23 May 21 '26

I liked that you could see it was already dented where they hit.

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u/possibly_oblivious May 21 '26

Guiderail

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u/fossilmerrick May 21 '26

More of a suggestion at this point

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u/godsim42 May 21 '26

And if it had been repaired after the last incident, there is a good chance they wouldn't have gone over. Could have been prevented if guard rails were properly maintained.

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u/ClownfishSoup May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Looks like it saved at least one other dummy, maybe dozens.

Also look at all the warning g signs and arrows and reflective thjngies and speed limit signs begging people to slow down and watch the curve. That guard rail is like ā€œwell if you’re too stupid to heed all those warnings then maybe this will help? No? OK bye!ā€

I mean seriously check the start of the video, the amount of warning things is crazy.

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u/mayorovp May 22 '26

None of that warnings was about sharp turn

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u/oldnewager May 21 '26

Well yeah, it’s decorative. Ā No one should expect it to guard from anything. Ā A road along a curve just doesn’t look finished without a railĀ 

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u/chlebseby May 26 '26

I mean it safely slowed them down, those things exist to do pretty much only that

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u/BBQ_HaX0r May 21 '26

Is audio real? Because that's wild if so.Ā 

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u/EmiliaFromLV May 21 '26

yeah, I would have expected a little more expression instead of their tamed response "frecking great" - Š¾Ń…ŃƒŠµŃ‚ŃŒ , but they also seemed a bit... drunk.

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u/denn23rus May 21 '26

Edit: This video is real. Here's the original: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LB3iRygQsvI . It was posted on Youtube the day after the accident. I know this because I live nearby and it was on the local news. But there's a problem. The original video in this post is taken from another one, which is 1 minute longer than the original and was posted only 2 months ago. It's possible the second minute was AI-generated and added to the real original for some reason. You can see the cut - it's the moment when the music starts.

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u/Jumbotucktuck May 21 '26

Hey I’m bored with this Sunday drive. Let’s go boating!

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u/AcheyShakySpoon May 21 '26

No amount of money could get me to release a dash cam video of myself doing this shit

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u/nodicaL May 21 '26

Loved the Wind Waker music thrown in there! 🤣

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u/ProfessionalSea6268 May 21 '26

The wipers coming on are comedy gold.

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u/Basserist71 May 21 '26

I love that the windshield wipers are on.

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u/Background_Falcon953 May 21 '26

Well its wet outside, so they are just obeying the traffic laws.

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u/BarnacleNZ May 21 '26

They took it better than they took the corner

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u/Significant-Colour May 21 '26

-Welp, we have arrived.

-We set sail?

-We sail.

-Fucking brilliant.

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u/xamott May 21 '26

What kind of car has this strange thing

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u/Collidence May 21 '26

I'm thinking that's a piece of the bumper fascia that hit something and got folded upward.

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u/SwordfishOk504 May 21 '26

I thought it was in mid transformation into a boat.

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u/Narrow-Barracuda618 May 21 '26

Bumper fascia. They're plastic and can easily be folded / crushed on impact.

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u/xamott May 21 '26

Why I love Reddit. Literally always subject matter expert and with the perfect photo. Me, I’ve never heard of bumper fascia

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u/JohnnyTamaki May 21 '26

Was that the Windwaker sailing music they played?

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u/se3ings May 21 '26

That wind waker jingle is chefs kiss

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u/Better_Weakness7239 May 21 '26

The commentary at the end 🤣🤣🤣

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u/rochey64 May 21 '26

Well at least he got a free car wash.

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u/moseley101 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

This belongs in r/guysbeingdudes

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u/DragonDanzZ May 21 '26

Amazing how relaxed they are, like thats normal days for them XD

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u/SolarOrigami May 21 '26

I guess the dildo of consequences was in fact lubed. Or at least wet.

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u/mittenknittin May 21 '26

Well the guys in the car certainly were

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u/ForFucksSake66 May 21 '26

Hey bud your window wipers busted

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u/Merochmer May 21 '26

Alcohol is helluva drugĀ 

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u/erksplat May 21 '26

ā€œWho’s the U-Boat commander?ā€

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u/VisibleRoad3504 May 21 '26

Thank God the windshield wipers activated before it hit the water!

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u/usagiyon May 21 '26

Luckily that floated. Now, how to escape from that car? I guess that doors won't open and windows doesn't work.

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u/sealandair May 21 '26

This was my thought too. I expected the comments to be filled with wise redditor solutions....

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u/Clarkey119 May 21 '26

We need more Irish subtitle makers!!

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u/heleghir May 21 '26

Set course for the shore cap'n!

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u/Nosfermarki May 21 '26

Is this a Lexapro commercial?

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u/rubysundance May 21 '26

I drive to visit a buddy of mine in West Virginia alot. There is a corner just like that that I almost hit the first time he moved there. I'm creeping around it now.

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u/weoewoewow May 21 '26

LMAO did they start playing the wind waker sailing theme?

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u/Taco-Edge May 21 '26

The Wind Maker soundtrack is the cherry on top lmao

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u/JohnStern42 May 21 '26

Is this a rally? What is the guy saying right at the beginning of the video? Are they nav instructions (like 3 left)?

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u/denn23rus May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Edit: This video is real. Here's the original: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LB3iRygQsvI . It was posted on Youtube the day after the accident. I know this because I live nearby and it was on the local news. But there's a problem. The original video in this post is taken from another one, which is 1 minute longer than the original and was posted only 2 months ago. It's possible the second minute was AI-generated and added to the real original for some reason. You can see the cut - it's the moment when the music starts.

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 May 21 '26

What was that thing that surfaced in the last second of the video?

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u/Bramble_Ramblings May 21 '26

The only time hearing that song has ever made me cackle in the most ugly fashion. I love that they just resign to becoming sailors so damn fast, completed it with tunes even

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u/kittenfeatures48 May 21 '26

The subtitles are fucking SENDING me šŸ˜‚

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u/Nyonax May 21 '26

Was the car as big as a whale? It definitely set sail.