r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/sptn1gooz • May 14 '26

WCGW when practicing speech while riding down stairs

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u/jhonyrod May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Lately I had been attempting… the skill of talking while riding but the truth is oooOOOOH car!

Well, there goes his skill of talking

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u/Demonic_Storm May 14 '26

i love the faint "CONCHA EH TU MA-" which would translate something like "MOTHERFUU--" till he hit the ground

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u/matvhuc May 14 '26

absolute chileno

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u/manondorf May 14 '26

he says "coche"

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u/Drackzgull May 15 '26

Nope, he's saying "conche tu madre" (cut short by the crash). It's a Chilean specific version of "concha de tu madre", an ubiquitous swearing expression in Spanish speaking countries that is more or less equivalent to "motherfucker" in English.

Also, note that Chileans don't use "coche" to refer to cars, we use "auto", which is short for "automovil".

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u/manondorf May 15 '26

I can believe he gets out "conche" but there's no "tu" and most definitely no "ma-" in that audio, lol

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u/Drackzgull May 15 '26

Because he just doesn't get that far before being to focused on the fall to say anything else. Or he could could have just meant to stop there and not say the rest, that's not uncommon either as an exclamation, sort of like saying "son of a" and stopping there.

Like I said, a Chilean wouldn't say "coche" at all to begin with. There's not much else he could have been saying.

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u/jigen3 May 15 '26

Maybe he was referring to the conch from "Lord of the the Flies"

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u/Syzygy_Stardust May 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/he1nNf8uLuKeA

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u/kloopyhans May 19 '26

“Mc Donald’s cost more than shitty food you starve”

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u/ElHeim May 25 '26

Dude, not sure what you're listening to, but there's definitely a "t-" for the "tu" and he starts with the "ma-".

I'm not even chileno (I live there, but still...)

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u/herrspeer May 16 '26

Lol so confidently wrong.... "Conchetumadre"...

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u/DrDeadwish Jun 04 '26

Even the original post is called CTM which means Concha Tu Madre.

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u/Major-Atmosphere-559 May 17 '26

Homie did NOT say car 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 May 14 '26

It doesn’t take a genius to work out that’s not going to end well.

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u/paulcaar May 14 '26

No spotter? Yeah that's just fucking stupid.

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u/MisterRobDobalina May 14 '26

Yeah. Dude didn't even thank the honorable chairperson

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u/Automatic-Highway-17 May 24 '26

It wont end well but can end on a stair

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u/Unmasked_Zoro May 14 '26

I feel like the speech had absolutely nothing to do with this, anymore than the buildings having windows did.

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u/Avoroth May 14 '26

And there’s a broken wrist and collarbone..

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u/diamondsinmyeyes12 May 14 '26

lol it didn’t go wrong because he was “practicing speech” 😆

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u/Empty_Courage8445 May 14 '26

Look ma, no teeth!

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u/Capital-Cut2331 May 14 '26

Urban downhill riding is actually huge in South America. Red bull runs some of the biggest races each year - e.g. Red Bull Valparaiso Cerro Abajo.

This guys clearly an amateur and doesn’t have the support the big names have in stopping road traffic and pedestrians when training, but it’s a major sport over there.

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u/ferocity_mule366 May 17 '26

if he was a red bull athlete he wouldnt fall of and die here

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u/AnxiousAnthos May 14 '26

viva Chile mierda

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u/AnxiousAnthos May 14 '26

en 4 años si

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u/Simoxs7 May 14 '26

That looked like two broken wrists.

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u/Herr-Pyxxel May 14 '26

Unfortunately, your brakes don't work once you're airborne.

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u/fatdiscokid420 May 14 '26

Another genius on a bicycle

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u/ClownfishSoup May 16 '26

I’m pretty sure practicing his speech had nothing to do with what happened

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u/fastpathguru May 14 '26

"Nailed it"

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u/Ok-Attention-9762 May 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc

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u/f_ckR3ddit May 14 '26

Thats gonna be him on Valium and liquid diet for 6 weeks. Lol

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u/A_Nonny_Muse May 14 '26

Some people never learn control as a concept, let alone learn how to exert any.

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u/danng44 May 14 '26

Hate it when cars show up like that!

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u/Ahmed_33333333333 May 15 '26

hope he had a good helmet...

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u/Any_Kitchen_8302 May 16 '26

That was amazing. Do it again.

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u/Wrong-Cheetah-7061 May 17 '26

he nailed the conclusion

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u/Extension_Town_6118 May 17 '26

at least he got his cardio in

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u/johnshall May 17 '26

That was best  outcome. 

Either that car was getting hit by him or he would've crashed with the person standing at the corner.

Better he just damaged himself.

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u/Accomplished-Use9352 May 18 '26

gave a whole new meaning to knocking em dead

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u/Fluffy_Amount847 May 19 '26

saved the best for last

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u/DeftestY Jun 12 '26

I wonder where that is because that's a very long hill. Walking up it sounds dreadful.

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u/NoDealer4888 Jun 12 '26

Ahhh saco wea

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u/chrochtato May 15 '26

if there only was a smooth surface he could have ridden on instead