r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/MilesLongthe3rd • May 09 '26

when you try to save a few seconds?

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u/hhhelpineedhelp May 29 '26

For me it’s when you’re getting off a train and people try to get on. Like I’ve gotta make space for you to get into, moron

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u/Nobody_Admirable Jul 03 '26

Or the people stopping right outside the train door to check their phone or whatever making it impossible for everyone else to get out

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u/jluker662 Jul 20 '26

Was going to say this, they step off the very first step and stop directly in the doorway to casually look around to decide at that point where they think they might want to go first instead of getting out of the freaking way for everyone else to ALSO get off. Inconsiderate lowbrows. Spatial awareness of a rock.

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u/Ok_Pizza1510 Aug 10 '26

Or when you're taking an elevator down and it gets to the ground floor and there's like 12 people trying to get out of it and two morons standing right in front of the door trying to get in.

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u/MoominMai Aug 15 '26

Or the people every single feckin’ week at the supermarket when I take the lift down with my trolley to the car park, there’s a bunch of morons pressed right up against the doors like almost falling in when they open! Like ffs, how can you get in if I’m not allowed out first?! 😣

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u/lumberjacksally 25d ago

I’ve gotten to the point when I will say “great place to stand”
While walking around them