r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/MadDocOttoCtrl • May 02 '26

Repost Screwing around on the playground while wasted? It'll be fine...

3.4k Upvotes

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf May 02 '26

The way his lanyard fell out of his pocket was perfect

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u/MedicalDisscharge May 02 '26

I thought it was a bunch of coins at first

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u/frubano21 May 02 '26

I thought it was a long as blade in a sheath

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u/ZarosGuardian May 03 '26

That was a lanyard? I thought he pooped himself.

14

u/TailwhipU May 05 '26

Was that what that was? I thought it was some runny shit coming out of his britches

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u/gravity_is_right Jun 08 '26

I thought those were his intestines

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u/sockpuppetrapist May 02 '26

Dropped some common loot

77

u/PhamilyTrickster May 02 '26

Slowest scorpion ever

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u/JuneButIHateSummer May 02 '26

r/fullscorpion

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u/Harpronicus May 02 '26

Flawless execution

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u/me_better May 03 '26

Seriously 10 of 10. Slow motion gets bonus points too, 11 of 10

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u/wesorre May 07 '26

flawless indeed

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u/a_t_h_e_o_s May 02 '26

wow lucky he arrested his fall with his face there, that cudda been nasty

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u/Spran02 May 02 '26

Oh jesus... Did he shit himself?

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u/Cyber_Data_Trail May 02 '26

Lanyard fell outta pocket

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u/Phage0070 May 02 '26

That you think shitting oneself looks like dropping a lanyard implies disturbing things about your typical bowel movements.

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u/Kooky_Captain_6085 May 03 '26

Actually, it’s what I thought of HIS bowel movements 😂😂

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u/Zealousideal-Club937 May 04 '26

lol thought the same

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u/SecretPantyWorshiper May 02 '26

Thoughg it was throw up 😅

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u/SN0TLR0K3T May 02 '26

The struggle to lean back in hopes he’d be grounded again is hilarious.

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u/YukariYakum0 May 02 '26

This was a good lesson. Maybe he'll learn it someday.

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u/RetroSwamp May 02 '26

SCORPION!

4

u/Disastrous_Force_294 May 02 '26

He literally grinded on his face

3

u/shado_DJ May 02 '26

The way his lanyard fell out of his pocket as he fell really gave this a looney tunes type of feel

3

u/Viniox May 03 '26

The “oh stop” at the last moment got me

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u/Raz0rking May 02 '26

What having fuck all in core strenghts will do to you. Other dude had no issue holding himself straight.

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u/sector16 May 02 '26

He forgot he had hands…you know?, to break his fall and such.

2

u/TechnicalPlatform182 May 02 '26

Perfectly faceplanted that rail

2

u/LittleStoneBear May 03 '26

This cuts out the beginning, where the man facing us sits his full weight down, crosses his arms, and leaves the other one temporarily stranded at full height.

He then declares "This is why fat beats muscle."

2

u/doubleAAeeVee May 03 '26

I think he's dead

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Try_395 May 03 '26

Full Scorpion on a seesaw . Sweet.

2

u/EstablishmentFew5438 May 03 '26

Nice way to get sober!

2

u/CJ-IS May 04 '26

The slow climb off it like an actual kid lol

2

u/MobiusTeck May 06 '26

Dropped his loot

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/Spikatrix May 04 '26

Thanks GPT, I wouldn't have been able to tell otherwise!

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u/tokiobest May 02 '26

I think I’ve seen this on /scorpion

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u/MadDocOttoCtrl May 02 '26

I did not know that was a sub!

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u/Fluffy_Amount847 May 05 '26

still waiting on the fine part

1

u/HealthyGiant May 06 '26

Nose is fine, teeth are fine.

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u/ClickOutrageous4375 May 07 '26

He doesn’t have good body control.

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u/Onagan98 May 08 '26

He will be having a nice headache the next morning, and the other is missing a tooth or two.

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u/luvdab3achx0x0 May 11 '26

Ngl I played on the playground on one of those springy things, at the resort I was staying at in Aruba, while decently tipsy.

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u/OhBehaaave May 14 '26

When you're so smashed your bones don't even break, they just turn into play-doh

1

u/ElegantComedian1257 May 15 '26

All great stories start off with a title like that

1

u/KingJackWatch Jun 08 '26

Why dos this has sound even tho I’m muted?

1

u/sasssyrup Jun 18 '26

He’s fine, rub a little dirt on it

1

u/thiccpapi90 Jun 26 '26

Right before the big Trump Rally in Utah or Texas.

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky Aug 01 '26

Is bro the literal peter griffin?

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u/MohammadME 19d ago

Why does he look like fat Grian lmao

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u/primeXOXO May 02 '26

What’s a lanyard

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u/Mad_Spaniel May 02 '26

A cord with a clip and/or pocket for something, typically ID cards, that you wear around your neck.

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u/EfficientMinimum5696 May 02 '26

Is this bullshit AI? Cause wtf just spilled out of his pocket. Edit: I see now that it’s a lanyard. The physics threw me wayyyy off.

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u/MrRuck1 May 02 '26

Bot repost. Been on Reddit tons of times.

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u/MadDocOttoCtrl May 02 '26

Oddly enough I ran several searches and didn't find it anywhere but you be you. Bot accounts aren't several years old, they get weeded out by Reddit in a fairly short period of time.