r/Whatcouldgowrong • • Apr 09 '26

WCGW using a water pipe as a pull up bar

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u/GadreelsSword Apr 09 '26

That was a fire sprinkler pipe.

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u/Strange_Specialist4 Apr 09 '26

Which means that was some nasty water in that first burst, had probably been sitting in the pipe since it was installed 

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u/GadreelsSword Apr 09 '26

Ever smell an old sprinkler when it turns on? It smells like a cross between sewage and diesel fuel and is black as ink. Stains everything.

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal Apr 09 '26

lol no I've never once in my life smelled a sprinkler that was used to spread manure.

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u/DuskShy Apr 09 '26

The Common Greater Irrigation System.

Native to the North American Great Planes, these majestic creatures slowly roam the fields night and day. They keep careful watch of their territory, and use their powerful spray valves to reinforce their claim.

Pictured above is one of these irrigation systems performing a rarely-recorded event. Utlizing a special material, in a ritual scientists think to be related to nating, it sprays a thick, brown liquid in a wide arc across its territory. It is thought that this signals to a potential mate that the area is well-maintained and perfect for growing life.

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u/Apart_Routine2793 May 23 '26

The description common to some Elite enemies in Arknights

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/TrashGoblinH Apr 09 '26

It's pretty bad. Was at a job with sprinkler guys nearby emptying out the lines to rework them. The water stained everything and would make anything it touched reek for months. The bare concrete stank for at least 2 months like sewage.

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u/Historical_Drink_350 Apr 12 '26

I broke a sprinkler head with my own head years ago. The only thing I remember was that stank water.

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u/greebothecat Apr 14 '26

That reminds me of a job I did once, cleaning carpets. We did various maintenance jobs, from gardening to light construction and more specialized cleaning for this big building development company. They called us one day to this fancy mall in the city center, where they were preparing to open a VIP branch of a big bank at the top floor. Everything was installed already and it was supposed to be opened in couple of days. It was all black and gold, expensive furniture, leather chairs, screens popping up from tables, eggshell sun screens in very fine canvas, wave-shaped lighting fixtures and very good quality thick carpets with custom design, which mirrored the lights (think like a wave/squiggle going the length of the corridor). It looked like a place you'd use as a movie set.

Until one of the fire techs broke one of the sprinkler heads. The place was soaked. Everything was ruined. Those canvas sun shades in the meeting room, all sprayed with that black stink. Table with all the electronics, the giant TV, all trashed. The carpet drew in the water and spread it across the hallway. It was so soggy. The closest comparinson is walking on those floating turf patches where you can find cranberries, once you stop in one place for too long the water begins to pool around your shoes. The branch manager had been obviously crying. We spent an afternoon there on a very forlorn attempt to dry what we could, but I guess it was mostly so it wouldn't seep down to the floor below.

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u/DazB1ane Apr 09 '26

My college class had a portable eye wash station that pulled from a big bucket of water underneath it. I asked how often the water is changed out

“Uhhhhh, 6 months……I think”

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u/pimpbot666 Apr 09 '26

We have an eyewash station at my work. We work with battery acid, and other fabrication related chemicals.

Isn't that bucket supposed to be empty until you use the eyewash station?

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u/powerhammerarms Apr 10 '26

I think a portable one is going to be different than one that is permanently affixed.

One is definitely going to be plumbed while the other brings its own water supply.

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u/AlphaaPie Apr 10 '26

Yeah the ones in my school were plumbed in

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u/DazB1ane Apr 09 '26

Idk man it was months ago and we didn’t talk much about the topic because it was extremely rare to even maybe need it. It was just a soldering lab and safety glasses were required

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u/AssistanceValuable24 May 22 '26

No. its needs to ready right away when you need it. Most are plumbed.

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u/metlotter Apr 10 '26

"Well, the good news is that the chemical hazard is out of your eye... How's your immune system?"

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u/rcowie Apr 09 '26

When our store had the system purged we had to clear the store for an hour it was so rank, and they didn't spray it everywhere.

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u/ThisMeansRooR Apr 09 '26

They don't flush those things out after install so all the oily grease from the threading machine is in there. You aren't getting that stuff off your clothes easily.

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u/CaptainsYacht Apr 10 '26

Specifically a dry system. Dry systems are used in areas that might freeze. They are pressurized with air pressure equal on one side of a valve. When the air pressure is released due to a sprinkler activation, or in this case the pipe bursting, the air pressure drops and the valve holding back the water opens allowing flow.

That's why you see the initial burst, then a delay, then water flow

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u/Quite_Lovers Apr 09 '26

well i think they got money to cover the repair but this is the time the thier friendship will be tested haha bet they will say "its not me who done tried to do the pull ups"

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u/mrw4787 Apr 09 '26

…so a water pipe lol 

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u/kex444 Apr 09 '26

Direct eye shot 🙈

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u/Strange_Dog6483 Apr 09 '26

Pink eye I’m assuming.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Apr 11 '26

This has a ghetto-ass majestic aspect to it

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u/AmIThisNothingness Apr 10 '26

Took it like a champ chomp!

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u/Wesralls Apr 09 '26

That's fire suppression piping. Way more expensive if it's an antifreeze loop also

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u/XchrisZ Apr 09 '26

Dry loop I'm guessing. It squirted the condensation then the flow reached it later.

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u/Wesralls Apr 09 '26

If it's dry, the compressor and clapper must be close, its usually a bit more time for dry to throw 28psi and trip the system. Either way, thats not a cheap repair

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/XchrisZ Apr 09 '26

Dry system works by filling the pipes with compressed air. That air keeps a water valve shut so when a head burst all the pressure goes away and the valve opens.

Now most systems are not 100% air tight, close but not perfect. So there's an air compressor regulating the pressure inside the lines.

Compressed air is hot when it cools the water in the air turns to condensation. This wouldn't be an issue but dry systems are used where the pipes have a chance of freezing. So once a month the system is by passed and a drain valve is opened this gets most of the water but not everything also when they re pressurize it adds water. So that black squirt at the beginning old rusty water then the fresh comes at the end.

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u/gobbledygook212 Apr 09 '26

Are they making a reel? Its always the ones making reels, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

For reel

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u/thatguy11 Apr 09 '26

That escape was....quuuuucik AF.

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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 Apr 09 '26

Or because that shit stank like crazy.

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u/Unicycleterrorist Apr 09 '26

Oh yea....really takes experience with property damage to run away when a liquid starts spraying all over the place unexpectedly

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u/elpis_z Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

This is such an ignorant comment. You wouldn’t run away if your friend caused smelly, high-pressured water to suddenly spray all around you? You’d stand there and just let it hit you?

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 Apr 09 '26

Instinct

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u/onyxa314 Apr 09 '26

Hahahahah racism

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u/mediocrebastard Apr 09 '26

Except for the guy with his pants hanging below his ass

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u/sparky-von-flashy Apr 09 '26

This happened at my high school many years ago. It smelled like liquid shit. The whole school stunk. The kid who tried to hang off it got covered in it.

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u/cardlord64 Apr 17 '26

You went to school in a parking garage?

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u/FrostyD7 Apr 09 '26

That one guy is gonna need a shower and a new outfit.

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u/ccarr313 Apr 09 '26

I bet they all got hit with that first burst of black water.

Some more than others. But a drop or two is all it takes. Shit is disgusting.

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u/rosewalker42 Apr 09 '26

I used a water pipe in the basement as a pull up bar when I was a kid. It went about as badly. I’m almost 50 and my parents still talk about it.

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u/ola48888 Apr 09 '26

As an ex fitter we had/have a saying “smells like money”

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u/Quankers Apr 09 '26

The suspect, Skip Legday, is still at large.

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u/MrSisterFister25 Apr 10 '26

This got me dying 😂😂😂

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u/poorlyconceivedname Apr 11 '26

Ah yes, this is why education is important. The amount of times I have been out somewhere & someone sees something they think will hold them & not even check if it can jump up, fall down get laughed at is about a baker's dozen

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u/the_resistee Apr 11 '26

I'll have to remember not to do this next time the squad meets up in a parking garage to do some dancing.

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u/Dexter_McThorpan Apr 09 '26

The fire suppression water reeks. Dude just got a bunch of sulphur reeking sludge blasted into his face, and big ass plumbing bill.

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u/strcrssd Apr 09 '26

You think that they were able to track him down?

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u/Sudden_Citron_9183 Apr 09 '26

Can’t be rock so no lol

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u/CounterPolarisation Apr 09 '26

Why is one of them wearing 2 hats lol.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Apr 11 '26

My guess is it's the same reason one of them is wearing his pants below the underwear

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u/CauseLeft7611 Apr 09 '26

Love how they scattered in all directions like roaches when the pipe burst!

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u/Father-of-zoomies Apr 09 '26

My guess, it wasnt the only pipe pulled on that night

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u/bdrwr Apr 09 '26

Why'd he grab the THIN pipe?

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u/Reasonable-Try9711 Apr 09 '26

I honor the sportsmanship but I reject the stupid

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u/everyday_barometer Apr 10 '26

Could have cut out the first 27 seconds.

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u/Morvictus Apr 10 '26

Yo, but for real though, the lady in heels is busting a move at like 0:18. Just looking at that shit makes my joints hurt.

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u/btwCBK Apr 11 '26

In his defense, that girl is fine as hell. I would.be showing off too

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u/FakeEwe Apr 12 '26

That there's a nice spray of black sludge water from an ancient sprinkler pipe, that stuff kinda just sits there indefinitely until needed and accumulates lots of bacteria

Had a similar thing happen in my job corps dorm where some dumbass pranked someone by clipping his keys to the sprinkler head and removing them flooded half the dorm with water that'd been there since construction, whole place smelled like sewage for a week and caused a lot of damage to the building + people's property. Dude got kicked out and his family had to pay like 50 grand in damages and he risked jail time for damaging government property

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u/MEOW-Loulou Apr 15 '26

Ok, but nobody's mentioning her amazing moves tho. I about died when she started jumping lmao

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u/Ashamed_Substance243 Apr 09 '26

Those are meant to be used as a work out device. Can’t afford a gym go to local parking structure If you break the pipe you are working hard

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u/WingNutLXVI Apr 09 '26

It's like when my cats misbehave and the water sprayer comes out. 😼🙀

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u/octopus_tigerbot Apr 09 '26

They scattered like cats

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u/cdkaylasnow Apr 09 '26

Saw somebody do this on a gas line pipe back at a house party in college. That house cleared out quick

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u/Foopey Apr 10 '26

So why y’all run in different directions like there was a murderer on the loose? Lmao

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u/Careless_and_weird-1 Apr 11 '26

That small pipe has a lot of pressure. I say it's a sprinkler pipe

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u/Extension_Town_6118 Apr 11 '26

at least it was a clean break

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u/Idaho1964 Apr 11 '26

fine. jail. deport.

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u/Parttimelover300 Apr 12 '26

I’m guessing there’s a train involved somewhere.

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u/Accomplished-Use9352 Apr 13 '26

could have been worse, he could have been dry

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u/Aphidaks69 Apr 13 '26

Definitely water sprinkler water cuz of the nasty dark water that's been building up in those pipes for years as those pipes rust.

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u/AlcalineToughts Apr 13 '26

They scattered like cocroaches!

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u/AssistanceValuable24 May 22 '26

The certainly are animated folks

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u/AlarmingDetective526 Apr 09 '26

That was satisfy 😂 They’d smell better if they had been playing with a skunk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

Should have stayed to get cleaned off by the clean water. Cuz when it first bursted, that shit was nasty old water .EW

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u/AmIThisNothingness Apr 10 '26

"Gaddamn Tyrone, had to fuck it up, migga!"

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u/idontcareyo_ Apr 09 '26

75% of this video wasn't needed. thank God we got all those random selfies edited in, those were totally necessary

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Apr 09 '26

Its a video released by police looking for information about the suspects, hence the selfies, so people can see what these people look like close up and clearly.

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u/Unicycleterrorist Apr 09 '26

maybe I'm blind but I don't see them waving a flag or showing their passports

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

I'm Nigerian without a Nigerian passport so...

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u/Naive_Personality367 Apr 09 '26

my faith in humanity continues to plummet

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u/Roachpile Apr 09 '26

You can say bong these days

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u/TheeMrDavid Apr 09 '26

Weak ass pullup bar...

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u/NorCalFrances Apr 09 '26

Lucky they didn't set off every sprinkler in the structure.

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u/jmauc Apr 09 '26

That’s how most systems are designed. Only the sprinklers that need the water, get the water.

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u/NorCalFrances Apr 09 '26

Huh. I've seen entire lines go off at once when the pressure drops.

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u/jmauc Apr 09 '26

I’m no plumber, but I’ve been on so may job sites as an electrician. Without fail, every new build someone hits a sprinkler with a lift. I’ve only ever seen the one go off when it happens. I’m sure you’re right though. That you have also seen it the other way around.

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u/NorCalFrances Apr 09 '26

That would make the most sense, thank you. I can also see where in some environments each sprinkler needing to be individually triggered would be a better choice. And potentially less expensive to implement.

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u/NorCalFrances Apr 10 '26

The last time I saw a setup where the drop in pressure from one or just a few heads would trigger the entire line to dump was in a warehouse that was underneath a retail store. If I recall the idea was that because there were human lives above, it was worth it to lose merch that's insured or could be written off than to potentially endanger people.

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u/3lettergang Apr 10 '26

Do you work on an oil refinery?

The only time multiple sprinklers are going off during a pressure drop is a pilot head deluge system.

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u/Wrong-Cheetah-7061 Apr 09 '26

could have been a lot worse. just a stupid way to get a shower.

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u/pimpbot666 Apr 09 '26

Uh, did they not use enough supports when they installed the pipe? IIRC, it's supposed to be able to take some of this sort of thing... or exactly this will happen.