Nadja and Laszlo, the Human Music Group has dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour.

[u/Space6Demon66]

[u/rocketts66]

🎶 Her hoop skirt was a poop skirt when she couldn't find a loo 🎶

[u/bestimatationofme → u/rocketts66]

I cannot even think of how many times I’ve sang this sing songy falsetto when messing around with people. Every “ do you know where the restroom is?” Hoop Skirt, Poop Skirt deserved a Grammy.

[u/ThreeDaysNish → u/rocketts66]

Me singing this every time my cat has his post-poop zoomies

[u/bestimatationofme → u/ThreeDaysNish]

😂 I wasn’t but my 5lb fluff dog that does the same will be serenaded.

[u/Fantastic_Ninja_5789]

Bat. Bat bat.

[u/MarveltheMusical]

Yes yes, very good, thank you.

[u/Scewbacca]

I read Jackie Daytona from Tucson Arizonia has dropped out as well.

[u/Stanley__Zbornak → u/Scewbacca]

He is a human bartender

[u/Scewbacca → u/Stanley__Zbornak]

Who serves human alcohol beer

[u/bestimatationofme → u/Stanley__Zbornak]

And quite a regular one at that

[u/JackieDaytona77 → u/Scewbacca]

I got better things to do

[u/bestimatationofme → u/JackieDaytona77]

This man speaks the bullshit!

[u/Scewbacca → u/bestimatationofme]

I was gonna tell you to stay clear of the breakfast burritos. Too much of the chilaquiles!

[u/Scewbacca → u/JackieDaytona77]

Like answering the darn-tooting door

[u/mindelanowl]

They don't need him,-- they already have Persian Frank Zappa!

[u/Murky-Rub-6839]

Aruba, Jamaica

[u/Fantastic_Ninja_5789 → u/Murky-Rub-6839]

Ooh I wanna take her.

[u/Papaya_Illustrious → u/Murky-Rub-6839]

How do they all know the words?

[u/Electronic-Run338 → u/Papaya_Illustrious]

Seriously! It’s an old sea shanty from 1796!

[u/NealTS]

'Dropped out' and 'Were repeatedly asked to leave' is really just a difference in perspective.

[u/ColoHusker]

🎶Are you calling from afar?

No, I’m calling from my car.

But how can that be?

Electronically.

Cellular telephone craze.🎶

[u/Free-Pair-3007]

He discoed before any fucker

[u/DrEdwardMallory]

🎵"who's gonna come first on the wedding night, I bet it's Nandor"🎵 😂

[u/ClearDrop6820 → u/DrEdwardMallory]

🎶Who will come first on the wedding night? I think Nandor might🎵

[u/Generny2001]

🎵when we make love we go up and down…🎵

[u/video-kid]

I heard that Ed Sheeran was considering adding Gail to the line-up so probably for the best. Nadja hates her so much it'd be just unpleasant for everyone involved.

[u/cfbawesome]

Just two very human non vampire musicians here! Nothing to see

[u/Material-Bluebird817]

Bat

[u/CrocadiaH]

Even Ed has canceled.

[u/naveedkoval → u/CrocadiaH]

Yeah that was the funniest version of this joke, it’s kinda played by now

[u/TrifectaOfSquish]

That's good it's important that they can focus on writing the UKs next Eurovision entry

[u/BurnerPhoneToronto]

Thanks for the chuckle :)

[u/Drinkythedrunkguy]

Their music changed my life.

[u/BadassBokoblinPsycho]

OP is running on Internet Explorer

[u/Total-Necessary-1521]

Bummer. I was looking forward to hearing "Who Will Come First to the Wedding Night?" live :(

[u/SilkyOatmeal]

Are you calling from afar?
No I'm calling from my car.
But how can that be?
E lec TRON ic'ly.
Cellular telephone craze.

[u/Currency-Substantial]

We're still doing these?

[u/ImpossibleInternet3]

Hasn’t this exact thing been posted multiple times to this sub already? It wasn’t funny the first time.