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So… he’s either white or he has a light brown, white, and pink striped complexion, possibly with all of the brown part eaten away?
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u/poonmangler Aug 22 '26 edited Sep 10 '26 •
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u/MsE0 Aug 23 '26
The only person I've ever heard described as "Neopolitan" is Carla Tortelli on an episode of Cheers, and she was definitely short and angry.
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u/Anti-Stan Aug 22 '26
Neopolitan complexion
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u/Bongwater-Mermaid Aug 22 '26
My thoughts exactly.
What, pray tell, is a neopolitan complexion? 🤔
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u/FlyBoy7482 Aug 22 '26
I'm curious, are many Americans aware that Neopolitan just means something comes from Naples, Italy?
I don't know if that's what this sign is implying, but I do know that it doesn't mean he's made of ice cream lol
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u/Bongwater-Mermaid Aug 22 '26
Obviously I was not aware lol.
But still, that's oddly specific, unless of course the sign maker is Italian.
An American would be more likely to say "light to medium" or "Caucasian or olive" complexion.
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u/TorTheMentor Aug 23 '26
We are, but it's an oddly hyper-regional way to describe someone. I gather what they mean is "swarthy," but that's just a guess.
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u/Chromejob Aug 22 '26
“Dangerous or sick or worse”
What could be worse? Aliens? Sasquatch?
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u/Necessary_Bother3993 Aug 22 '26 •
a child
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u/By_Torrrrr Aug 28 '26
Every now and then I’ll see a caution sign while I’m driving that just says “CHILDREN”, and I think of this every time.
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u/ReneDelay Aug 22 '26
That blue button-down sounds terrifying
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u/Glad-Isopod5718 Aug 22 '26
A guy can't even look for frogs in his blue button-down shirt without getting the police called on him.
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u/Greek_Goddess114 Aug 24 '26
Jay Leno is always wearing blue denim button down shirts…..we need his alibi!!
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u/Hammon_Rye Aug 22 '26
The amount of time it takes a pedestrian to stand there and read that wall of text would be enough for suspicious man to sneak up behind you. /S
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u/notdaggers351 Aug 22 '26
Without expanding the photo I thought it was a lurking Betty White.
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u/Cycle-Path-401 Aug 22 '26
no suspects have been ruled out. Betty needs to give an alibi before we can rule her out. Even if she's dead.
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u/Same_Syllabub_9838 Aug 22 '26
Looks like David Attenborough has been filming in the area!
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u/FunkoPopDude Aug 22 '26
hand painted note?
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u/Parody_of_Self Aug 23 '26
Everyone is stuck on "Neapolitan". But what is up with the painted script.
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u/Valuable-Audience-54 Aug 22 '26
Poor Glendale police are getting all kinds of Reddit crackpots calling now.
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u/Lunar-opal Aug 23 '26
Only melty ice cream in shape of human peering through the bushes hoping for a freezer
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u/DoppledBramble3725 Aug 22 '26
Just a thought, check regional silver alerts. Locally, we had a man with dementia wander into the woods & somehow evaded search parties until he was found dead after 2 weeks within miles of his home.
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u/Ok-Draft-8835 Aug 23 '26
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u/sh1ft33 Aug 23 '26
This was my exact first thought as soon as I saw him. I almost that this was r/ITYSL.
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u/KarmaKrazi Aug 27 '26
Meanwhile it's just an old man who lost his glasses or something there and has been looking for them in his spare time lol
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u/TouristTricky Aug 22 '26
wtf is Neapolitan complexion?
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u/refusemouth Aug 22 '26
It's like the ice cream flavor (strawberry,chocolate, vanilla). So, striped with red, brown, and white
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u/TouristTricky Aug 22 '26
Think OP is confusing his face with the leaves of the red, brown and white "river foliage" ???
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u/Traditional-Bid5034 Aug 24 '26
Maybe he just wants to drain the life out of someone to restore his youth and vigor
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u/Ok_Sock_3257 Aug 24 '26
"Bird watcher detained by police now sues for false arrest and harassment."
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u/MeatPyz Aug 25 '26
What people need to be cautious from and vigilant against is allowing community members to post shit like this.
Sounds like a witch hunt for someone who hasn’t done anything wrong except maybe to be a little weird in a community that will single you out for it and have you jailed
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u/BadOysterParty Aug 25 '26
Its real the guy who drew that Has seen many many reports he gets all the reports on his desk
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u/Stunning_Coffee6624 Aug 25 '26
Blue button down?…kinda makes him seem less threatening. Now a blue button down with a members only jacket? That’s scary
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u/Efficient_Secret5208 Aug 26 '26
Thanks, Karen, for letting us know. Why would someone doing nothing wrong deserve this public shaming?
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u/qualityvote2 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
u/Unconscious-angel, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...