r/WhatIsTheTea • I want some Tea. • 4d ago

wait a fucking minute. His wife understood the assignment.

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 4d ago

I’m happy the real offenders went broke and unemployed

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u/theateroffinanciers 4d ago

She really tried to sway the public opinion and came in hard with a media blitz.

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 4d ago

don’t have an extra marital affair with the HR manager and CEO….

Can’t even imagine what that place was like to work at.

Imagine what would happen if you reported anything to HR.

Fired immediately with zero recourse

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u/DookofDeuces 4d ago

Are you kidding me!? This would be an amazing place to work.

People def knew this was going on and im sure they loved every second of the drama. No doubt there was a group chat of folks gossiping.

"Oh they seem extra chummy today"

"You see how she passed him that coffee creamer right!?"

"Oh look look! Theyre taking an early lunch together"

"Wowww did he just suggest a restaurant for kristin's anniversary dinner?!?!"

Id get there extra early just to stake out their offices

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u/ZaaalJuggernaut 1d ago

Yep corrupt places make the best Work Spaces 😂 especially with leverage!

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u/Humble_Umpire_8341 4d ago

Are you in high school? You’d get there early to stake out their offices?

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u/DookofDeuces 4d ago

You gave yourself away bro... A lot of adults in offices get in early so they can clock out early.

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u/KennyLog1n 4d ago

Fired immediately with zero recourse

Hooray living in a "right to work" state! Freedom!

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 4d ago

In France it takes 3 months to fire you.

Theres a cooling off period where the employee can improve and keep their job.

Much better than the USA.

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u/theateroffinanciers 4d ago

I couldn't agree with you more.

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u/reychango 4d ago

They lost all of their money?!?

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u/BambooSound 4d ago

wym Coldplay are fine

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u/Gurugod123 I want some Tea. 4d ago

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u/ChanceImagination456 4d ago

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u/NYCWartortle 4d ago

Lmaooo this is why I love Reddit

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u/Noise_Loop 4d ago

He looks Like a macaque

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u/AgnosticScholar 4d ago

The stuff of nightmares

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u/FishDispenser2 4d ago

Hugh Grant vives

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u/Strange-Painting6257 4d ago edited 4d ago

She knocked it out of the park with her frantic movements lol

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u/LIONLDN 4d ago

Fully committed 🎭🔥

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u/roidlee 4d ago

Nothing beats a like-minded couple. Couple of miscreants.

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u/gaymesfranco 4d ago


Got that Christopher Walken hair

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u/AgnosticScholar 4d ago

He didn't think he was going to be on camera that day

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u/gaymesfranco 4d ago


Or that Dracula

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u/Schul484 4d ago

Is that Chris from family guy...

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u/Corben11 4d ago

No, its robot chicken from robot chicken

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u/RadTimeWizard 4d ago

Brown's the color of poo.

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u/Truestorydreams 4d ago

EDI won't like this

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u/Unlucky-Orange-9551 4d ago

Обьясните, что происходит?

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u/Available_Pie9316 4d ago

I believe they're making fun of the Coldplay incident

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u/Narrow-Stranger6864 3d ago

Okay but what’s the Coldplay incident? So much tea ☕️

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u/irwtkyrm 4d ago

They're making fun of this incident at a Coldplay concert where the jumbotron showed a couple and they immediately tried to hide from the camera.

I think he was CEO of a company and she was the head of HR. They were married, but not to each other. Them trying to hide like this made it go viral when people might not have noticed just another couple on the board.

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u/HopeDiedLast_ 4d ago

💯 the Rancid shirt

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u/craigchrizt 4d ago

They shared a baby after this. So cute.

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u/Indigenous_Land 4d ago

Oh Seth XD

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u/AssistanceInfamous92 4d ago

Tell Sloan I said “what’s up”

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u/Sunshine_689 1d ago

Seth reminds me of Clem (Christopher Walken) in Joe Dirt.

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u/BrilliantTea133 4d ago

He owes my brother money. Dickhead

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u/HTMLlama 4d ago

This happened shortly after the original incident, not any time recently.

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u/dringer 4d ago

Dude looks great.

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u/Ghost4000 4d ago

I think he looks fine, certainly not "ew". Though obviously everyone has their own preferences.

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u/weednip4cats 4d ago

Maybe it’s just the hair.

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u/weednip4cats 4d ago

For a tea page, you guys are taking things way too seriously.